It’s almost Christmas and stuff, so here’s an almost-Christmas update! Happy almost-Christmas!
Last chapter, Eunice went into labor! She gave birth to our little baby Jealous! She is brave and evil, and because of that latter trait she is instantly heiress unless a future sibling rolls evil as well before her young adult birthday. Her favorites are blue, roots music, and stu surprise.
Liam: “Oh ok… wait… OH”
Liam was so suddenly shocked by his wife going into labor that jumped out of his chair so fast he flew through the couch.
Angela: “Oh… and it was a brand new couch too.”
Angela: “It’s fine dear! You start the car… er, the motorcycle rather, take me to the hospital, and we have this baby-”
Angela: “WAS I BEING THAT LOUD, I THOUGHT I WAS USING MY INSIDE VOICE, OH DEAR”
Liam: “I will, but first I must see the other new mouth in the house your wife had this morning!”
Evalin: “My wife had a baby?”
Evalin: “Why was I not informed that my spawn had finally dropped?! Angela, tell your beanpole husband to move away from my spawn before I break his fingers off.”
Angela: “NOT RIGHT NOW, THERE’S A BABY STILL COMING OUT OF ME GUYS”
Angela: “GUYS THERE’S STILL A BABY IN ME, HELP”
This is Kindness’ little brother, Happiness! He’s artistic and easily impressed. Favorites include aqua, songwriter music (? what is that? That’s a genre?), and he likes cheesesteak, not vegetarian, because I don’t think they make it vegetarian. KINDNESS.
There’s still not enough for their own nursery, so his new crib is added to Angela’s room, right next to his big brother’s and next to his aunt’s almost immovable pallet on the floor.
That’s not Happiness.
Jealousy: “Meh heh heh… you won’t have to worry about Happiness anytime soon…”
Liam: “I’ll take that into consideration, Evalin. You know. If you tell me where you put my other son.”
Liam: “Oh don’t worry… Eunice knows where Kindness is stashed and is watching him this very moment!”
Angela: “Uh, dear? Eunice is on the trampoline…”
Liam: “I have no clue what you are talking about.”
Angela: “Oh ok then, never mind. What would you want for dinner tonight then, dear?”
You are getting way too good at that, dear.
Hold on, what the crap is that?
Bat: “I think trampolines came with Ambitions, right? I was probably an Easter egg to the “upcoming” vampires in Late Night.”
That is probably it.
Eunice: “But… when I’m pregnant, I don’t get to jump…”
Eunice: “Alright then, deal! Pregnancy is starting to sound fine with me!”
Not if you are smothering him with your armpit like that.
Yes, you are a nice baby.
MOVING ALONG, it’s another birthday tonight! Yaaaay!
Eunice: “Why am I here. This isn’t fair. Trampy is cold and still tonight, and I’m in here with Jenny and cake.”
Jealously: “That’s not my name, mother. Now get your titty out of my eye.”
Seraph: “RAWK! NO ONE CARES, NO ONE CARES! RAWK!”
Jealousy: “I am now out of that infernal swaddling cloth, I can now set forth on my plot for world destruction! And I shall harness the energy of these little sparkles to power my volcano activating machine!”
Jealously: “Jam it in your diaper, loser. I’m gonna go pway wid something else that doesn’t involve me looking at your stupid face!”
Jealously: “Shove it, Kindness! Seriously, looking at your stupid face is really pissing me off! I don’t want to hear it!”
As long as it makes you creative, that’s fine.
Evalin: “Ah yes, my angry little hellspawn. Heh heh heh…”
Happiness: “I’m getting pretty tired of that song, mother…”
Angela: “Sigh, so am I, son. So am I.”
Jealously: “And I’ll throw both of you off a cliff if you sing it again. Look, I’m already done learning to poop. Now someone, anyone, make me a damn sandwich already.”
Kindness: “Hey, Jeeeeaaallloooussssyyyyy… come, get in the box with me! I’m pretended to be an astronaut! Quickly, we are going to space to find the Friendshiponites! They are the locals of Planet Smilesalot!”
Jealously: “Dammit, FUCK OFF ALREADY, KINDNESS! Can’t you see I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU!? GOD! I’m busy playing with myself, and I LIKE playing with myself and myself ONLY! Now if you don’t mind, I’m busy trying to get this block in this…whua?”
…Maybe she does need a playmate.
Jealousy: “Are you going to help me find the damn box or not, woman?”
Evalin: “I suppose I have no choice.”
Jealousy: “WELL I AM OUT OF OPTIONS, HELP ME WOMAN”
It wouldn’t be broken if you don’t jam your elbow through her head, Evalin.
Jealousy: “OW! My brain have no feel anymore? Rock potato cream butt. Limes?”
Happiness: “WAH! I can’t eat sparkles! Help! I’m going blind now, oh twigs!”
Liam: *Is actually purposely drowned hidden cleverly in a champagning*
Seraph: “SQAAUUAAAUAK! Oh I just crapped a lot of my body weight off. I’m scared.”
It’s going to be alright, little bird.
Angela: “Well yes, but I’m also level 4 sister! I can’t remember if it was before or soon after my maternity leave, but I got a promotion too! Isn’t that something.”
Evalin: “Stay away from my podium or I won’t have a problem making you “disappear”, sister.”
Eunice: “You say that like you think I can’t do it.”
Well we are about to find out, aren’t we?
Angela was hardly at work half an hour, and cut out work early just to go home. It’s strange though, because she’s still supposed to be at work at the same time as Evalin, she’s still working, and Angela isn’t scheduled until the next day. I suppose work is just as worried for all those babies as much as she is.
Evalin: “What is this?! Getting OLD?! I do NOT get old, this is BLASPHEMY!”
And of course. Mid-life crisis.
Happiness: “Wow, mother. You’d bet on your own sister and her wife’s happiness like that? Hee hee… happiness. That’s me.”
Kindness: “So long as we still get to live together in the same house together! I love my family, and my cousin-”
Jealousy: “SHUT UP KINDNESS, UGGHH”
Evalin: “Look, I know I’m married and all that, but I’ve been hunting you all over town, dude. I don’t remember your name, but I need to flirt with someone other than that baby oven of mine in that house.”
Please, flirt and get it over with, Evalin. Oh jeez.
Maybe his back isn’t broken. Who knows.
Theorized Easter Egg Bat: “HAHAHAH, you broke like a bitch.”
Until they make their babies move all their stuff for them to a new house, I think they are great parents in comparison.
Howdy doodly, neighbor! We are back in the Fallen’s household, where last chapter Angela and Liam had a little baby boy and Evalin married in Eunice, her BFF and soon-to-be baby maker.
For Liam’s and Angela’s first baby, this is baby Kindness, and he is absent minded and a light sleeper (I’m going to go ahead and say that I hate this combination for reasons). His favorites are R&B, yellow, and he likes to eat vegetarian salmon… wait, vegetarian salmon? Is that even a thing?!
Evalin: “Well if he’s not going to be a carnivore like a real man, then he doesn’t need this…”
Evalin, don’t you dare…
Kindness: “LE WAH”
Liam: “No babe stop, I don’t want go get crunk before going in to work!”
Ok Angela, I’m starting to question your sobriety already, dear.
Eunice, no. Please no. The children are going to use that when they get older.
Evalin seemed to develop a close attachment to Kindness ever since he was brought into the house. Since Eunice moved in, they were able to afford their own room and a really nice bed for both of them, but when Kindness was born, Evalin has gone back to sleeping in her sleeping back at the foot of his crib. She did this at least three nights in a row.
You’d think this was sweet and protective of the child, if you know for a fact that she just wasn’t after his lollipops.
SPEAKING OF BEDS, GET OFF OF THAT THING AND GO TO SLEEP
The word you are probably looking for is maternal, Evalin.
Evalin: “No, I think I meant materialistic. I could use one of these, it would make a great accessory. Accessory babies are popular these days, right?”
Bert: “OH GOD A WOMAN NOTICED ME AND SHE’S TALKING TO ME! OH CRAP, HERE COMES THE ERECTION”
Evalin’s at home taking care of your baby and you are out here rolling wants like this Angela? I’m starting to wonder who’s the good one around here.
Tell her that our current use of today’s technology makes our lives easier, better, allows us to live longer and aids us in health and finances?
Evalin: “I got a better idea.”
Adele: “WELL I NEVER”
And then they became friends shortly after C:
Eunice, your obsession with the trampoline is borderline creepy now.
Seriously, screw this bitch. Where’s Ken Woodard when I need him?
Peter: “Nah, I’m not in the mood for your generous pizza and cake? You got anything in the fridge?!”
Evalin: “No, but I want to stab you.”
Eunice: “Because he loves you the most! It doesn’t matter how many times you stole his candy, you are his favorite nonetheless! Yay!”
Sadly this is true. I think Angela wished to pick him up once and that was it for her…
Astrid: “Behold, as I walk with the animals in my beauty and grace!”
Deer: “Yeah, I’m just gonna leave now… laters.”
Ella: “I see.”
Evalin: “About time someone managed to keep you off of the trampoline long enough for you to find the bedroom with me! Human conception device! Shall we make a baby before my sister’s kid gets so old that he ends up taking over both mine and my sister’s estate single-handedly?”
Eunice: “Sure! When we have this kid, can I name him Trampoline?”
Evalin: “Hahaha! No, stupid.”
Gabriella: He denied me! How can the neighborhood
player loser deny me?!”
Liam: “I’m sorry ma’am, but I just told you! I am married! I’ve taken myself off the market! All my past “relationships” are over, I’m loyal to Angela now! Maybe one day you will find your true love, but it can’t be me!”
Catarina: “Liam has really grown up. So noble and loyal. I wonder what his sign is?”
Where is Angela ever when she’s needed?
Astrid: “A good princess like me would be good at music! That’s how those Disney bitches get those Official deals! I’m Snow fucking White over here, I ain’t no Kida *twangs on guitar*”
Kindness: “Hee hee, Aunt Eunice’s sissy is crazier than you, Mr. Booger!”
Gabriella: “I find it hardly fair that you got a brick in your pil-*broken jaw*”
Liam: “Guys, as much fun as I’m sure you are having, I just put the baby to bed, guys! Hello?”
Evalin: “Look Lame. I’m trying to take care of this nasty toilet by scraping my explosive diarrhea off with a hammer. I don’t have time to maintain where the Eunice woman does her hobbies.”
Liam: “But I want to go to sleeeeep…”
Baby number two on the way, first baby for the evil side!
Liam: “No problamo! Ugh, this is making my socks all wet.”
GROSS, GET AWAY FROM ME
You are a master at thinking ahead, Angela.
Evalin: “Haha, you really are a cool little brat! Maybe one day when your father is destroyed in a freak imported-polar-bear mauling, I will take you under my wing, teach you everything I know, and you will rule my domain for decades to come.”
Kindness: “Loving Auntie Evawin! Best Auntie evah!”
Liam: *Sniff* “And all I wanted to do was adopt a unicorn…”
Seraph: “RAWK! HUBBY DO ALL THE HOUSEWORK! RAWK! SISTER RAISES YOUR TODDLER! RAWK!”
Angela: “Hmm, someone must be hungry! :D”
Evalin: “Sure as hell glad you are doing that birthing mess instead of me, Eunice. This book says that you’re going to give birth to a placenta membrane with blood vessels as thick as a man’s thumb! I do think that sounds exciting though!”
Eunice: “Really not giving a shit over here, this 50 Shades of Grey book is making me hot.”
Evalin: “Everything makes you hot, you disgusting freak.”
Eunice: “I really hate you.”
Evalin: “And that’s why our marriage works.”
Evalin: “Anyway, I’m off to work to pay for your microwavable pizza rolls and trampoline lessons. Someone around here has to actually work for a living, and it sure isn’t you, my pregnant sister, or Lame ass back home.”
Eunice: “But… you’re my ride home.”
Evalin: “Well it looks like you are walking, lady. Later.”
Angela: “It’s a good day to invite a friend over and hang out for a while!”
Renauld: “That’s a good idea. Because I need a new hip replacement, not a good idea to hobble around on a hop-scotch mat, really.”
Newspaper brat: “We don’t need your sunshine and happiness, Ange-butt! Go fall in a ditch, you Disney princess wannabe!”
I really got to fire those damn kids. It’s not like anyone is reading the newspaper in my sims’ homes anymore anyway.
Eunice: “HUMPH! I’ll show Evalin who’s boss! I won’t go home! I’ll stay on this damn lot forever, and just gaze at myself in the mirror! That will surely tell her off! If she wants her damn spawn so bad, she will have to just come and get me. Because I am not going back to that house by walking, I can sure tell you that!”
Please don’t be hard-headed with me, woman.
Kindness: “That’s cool, dad just put me to sleep, I didn’t really need my mother’s affections at the moment anyway…”
Kindness: “Well I suppose that’s a good thing, since someone had to change my diaper, and seeing as my parents couldn’t be bothered with it… I am happy you are back, Auntie Eunice!”
Eunice and Evalin really like this kid, I swear.
Angela: “We going to be good parents now?”
Eunice: “Oh heeeeellllll no. I just put him to sleep and there is no way you are getting in between me or this crib and waking this kid up!”
Liam: “But, I’m his actual father D:”
Renauld: “I just wanted to come and say goodnight to everyone, sigh…”
Renauld: “Nooo! Please stop, I need those!”
Liam: “Thank goodness Kindness is asleep. Because I’m traumatized already.”
Renauld: “I could have just stayed home and stared at the toaster oven all day, but nooo, my wife said I needed to get out and make friends…”
Liam: “Oh, you are awake! Let’s go see if Sesame Street is on tv before it gets nasty in here.”
Eunice: “NOM NOM NOM LOLLY”
Kindness: “LE WAH”
Evalin: “Yeah, the boss said he’d let me go if I didn’t stop coming in like a homeless gold digger. The only reason I didn’t just punch him in the jaw was because I was promised a higher place than my sister.”
Well if that’s not incentive then I don’t know what is.
Liam was also at work as well. And where was Eunice?
Eunice: “GAAAAUUGH, IF I KNEW CHILDBIRTH WOULD HAVE BEEN PAINFUL, I WOULD HAVE
KIDNAPPED A CHILD FROM THE HOSPITAL ADOPTION, UUGH”
Looks like another child is on it’s way!
I’m jacked! Who’s excited for exams! OH WAIT, no one. That’s right.
Ryan: “JESUS, why is this building on this community lot so colorfully BLINDING?!”
Last chapter was Angela’s bachelorette party, and then she and Liam got married the next day down by the bay
Where the watermelon
Liam: “Why do you keep doing that, Angela? Nooo-”
Angela: “Pee jokes were last chapter, Liam.”
I don’t know why I can still do this with Angela. Strangely enough, this interaction is only available for anyone who talks to Liam, so apparently he’s the one that’s bugged.
Speaking of the little bug, let’s introduce him a bit:
Probably. Liam is a good hearted nerd, and yet since he’s a hopeless romantic, he’s a borderline whore. And yet, since he’s never nude, you won’t see him with his pants off, which I think is an awkward combination of traits. Good job EA. He’s the most sexually repressed dork in the video game world.
I forgot his LTW but it doesn’t matter, now that he’s in the house, he’s on his own. So welcome Liam to the household: one of the most recognizable faces in the sims 3 universe, his flaming red hair, and owner of the most scawniest little bird legs this side of CyclOn3 SwOrd.
Liam: “Who, CyclOn3? We used to play WoW together. Good times.”
Eunice: “Oh Evalin! I was just thinking about you… Look, I was wondering, about all that happened at the party the other night. I got drunk and you got drunk and one thing lead to another… that didn’t mean anything to you… did it?”
Eunice: “Uh… yeah, all that…”
Evalin: “Haha! It’s so much fun to torment you, little tubby girl. It’s such a freaking turn on for me…”
What a strange turn of events.
Angela: “The view is just so beautiful from inside this cheerful little room. Oh… I can just see our little cozy home over the hill from here… with it’s fridge and bed that I so long for…”
I get it, you are stupid, let’s get you home, Angela.
And yet, my first concern is how bad your B.O. is against that dark wall. Holy crap.
Liam: “You don’t worry a thing about me! I got this! I can watch my wife, and look, I’m even cleaning up the house! I will be the best husband ever!”
Evalin: “Ugh, I just want to tie you to a cinder block and throw you in the bay.”
Liam: “Oh, my sweet wifey boo boo baby! So cute and you’re motherly glow makes you just adorable!”
Angela: “Oh, you are so sweet Liam!”
Angela: “Hmmm… all this considered, I really really want to get a trampoline now…”
At the same time, go figure, you two.
Eunice: “I… don’t know how to respond to that.”
Evalin: “It is a yes or no question, you idiot. Yes or no.”
Eunice: “What the crap kind of question was that, you psycho fre- ooooh, are these roses? I like roses.”
Evalin: “Sure as hell are, I suppose! I stole them out of Lame O’Dork’s inventory, I guess he would have just given them to my constantly swooning sister anyway. If they are enough to tide her over, then it should be plenty to win you over as well.”
Eunice: “HOLY SHIT, AN ENGAGEMENT RING?!”
Evalin: “Yeah, something something, about my stupid sister’s obsession with penguins. I also stole this from her Lame husband. He was just wearing on his finger anyway, so he wasn’t going to use it, here.”
Evalin: “Well the son of a bitch better come back, or I will hunt down that sparkle’s family and kill every one it loves.”
Evalin: “Was it not suppose to?”
Eunice: “You are just pure evil, Evalin! Of course I will marry you!”
Evalin: “Yeah yeah, whatevers. Let’s get this over with so I can get this “family” business out of my way.”
Evalin: “Too late! Heeee, I want to yell at you now :D”
Eunice: “Fuck my life.”
Evalin: “THIS BREAKING DAWN SEX SCENE MAKES ME SO HOT”
Traumatized deer: “I’M SCARED”
And now we introduce Eunice, one of Hidden Springs’ “evil stepsisters”, who in my game has found her “prince charming”. If you can call Evalin charming. I don’t know, she’s pretty charismatic already.
Now that she’s in the household, good luck, Eunice. You might need it.
And an unlikely friendship was made between these two.
Evalin: “Hell yeah, I got me a mating partner! No one believed I could do it, but I got one, and now I will spread my seed and influence throughout this world! Haha! Fuck you especially tree, you told me I would be nothing! I should set you on fire.”
Angela: “But I wanted to sit next to my huuuuusbaaaaaand, we are in looooooove”
Evalin: “Yeah, tough shit, Angela. I was here first.”
Liam: “You sure smell like it.”
Evalin: “Don’t try me, asshole.”
Evalin: “Don’t even fucking think about it, loser.”
Liam: “I’m actually here on a date with my waifu, so don’t even worry about it, Evalin.”
Evalin: “You must really love my sister, don’t you? Well, I guess that’s a good thing. Someone has to take care of her when I end up leaving to take over the world. I think I might just kill you last.”
Liam: “I’m really hungry now that I think about it…”
Evalin: “I ATE IT ALL! BWA HA HA, I AM A JERK”
Angela: “NOOOO, Evalin! I was saving that for our date!”
Angela: “It’s going to be fine, sis! All good things will work out in the end! I think you will be a good leader in the end anyway!”
Evalin: “I could just push you off this swing.”
Liam: *Tries to ignore Evalin*
Time for our first baby!!
And it’s name…
WILL BE REVEALED NEXT CHAPTER BECAUSE I’M A BUTT
BWAHAHA, now I am off to go breed a copy of Liam with CyclOn3, to make the ULTIMATE NERD BABY
Evalin: “Look lady, if you are stupid enough to throw your baby on the ground the second you come into this building don’t expect me to steal it away from an undeserving freak like you.”
Wow, Evalin. That almost sounds… kind.
Cassidy: “Honey, call the police.”
Sometimes Evalin acts so out of character, it makes me question why she’s the bad one. Then she rolls wants involving yelling at random people, and then all is well.
Last chapter involved romantic stuff with Angela and Liam.
Stuff such as this date, where they went frolicking through the woods, giggling and chasing each other like little school girls.
Angela: “Tee hee, come back here you silly goose!”
Liam: “Gotta catch me first sweetpea!”
It’s so sweet, I’m getting cavities.
Liam: “Marigolds for my sweet daffodil?”
Angela: “Liam, these are beautiful! I will never get tired of your lovely flowers…”
You know what, I AM tired of the lovely flowers, this is all they have been doing back and forth with each other since they went romantic.
Liam: “Oh? What’s that?”
Angela: “Liam, I noted a long time ago that people use shiny stones to commemorate their relationship and “seal the deal”, so to speak. Kinda like penguins! So Liam, will you accept my shiny pebble, and be my penguin forever?”
Liam: “OH yes! I would love to marry you Angela!
Now this ISBI can really kick off!
Laila: “-And between us, I have been sneaking prescription drugs and selling them to junkies for extra cash! Woo! It’s an exhilarating rush! Am I a bad ass or am I a bad ass?!”
Evalin: “Oh please. You’re definition of evil is underhanded, but it’s cheap, boring and pathetic. You don’t scare me at all, lady.”
Laila: “R-really? Well whatever, you can’t extort me like that woman! I don’t care if you are in politics, you don’t have authority over me!”
Laila: “Whateva, you ain’t gonna do a damn thing and you know it!”
Evalin: “That’s more like it! Respect my authority, heifer! I AM THE LAW”
No, Angela wanted a Bachlorette party, so, we are throwing one right quick.
Evalin: “That bitch better not be wearing the same dress I’m wearing.”
I don’t think she is, dear.
Ella: “Nooo, stop, I’m not the dancers, Liam!”
Liam: “But I thought we were getting Disney Princess themed strippers…”
In what world would make you think that?!
Eunice: “Awww yeah… wait, did you pee in this?!”
Evalin: “I probably did.”
Angela: “All over the front of my white dress, thanks Evalin.”
Evalin: “Strangle Eunice to death for tonight’s entertainment?”
Angela: “No, can you give the speech for me, please dear?”
Evalin: “Alright, you bitches and hoes! Come around before I hit you all with a golf club! I got announcements to make!”
Angela: “Oh sister, now is not the time to be so cruel to me.”
Evalin: “Tough shits, Angela.”
Angela: “Oh… well thank you, Eunice.”
Ella: “NOW IT’S A PARTY NOW!”
Catarina: “WE ARE PROBABLY WASTED RIGHT NOW”
Eunice: “HARBABKLDAG *chokes on champeegne*”
Stripper: “Dayuuuum, I dig this hoe :D”
Evalin: *Eventually goes blind*
Eunice: “Coming from you, that almost sounded like a complement…”
Stipper: “WOOOOO, TAKE IT OFF”
Bruce: “BEST STRIPPER PARTY EVER”
Ella: “I don’t like this nasty yard party, this is barbaric! I was expecting ball room dancing, not strippers, and handsome princes, not lesbians making out in front of the fridge, and pumpkin carriages, not stupid watermelon Jack-O-Lanterns.”
Liam: “Don’t be such a party pooper, Ella.”
Angela: “I went to the bathroom for a bit, oh what’s going on out here??”
Ella: “For real?”
Don’t me such a slut, Liam. Angela is asleep, but she’s right there.
Liam: “Oh, it was this kind of party?! What rock have I been under for the past five hours?!”
The hell if I know.
I don’t know guys… maybe one of you should stay behind and monitor this… I don’t know…
Angela: “Liam, these past few days with you have been a wonder in itself. There is no one I want to spend more time with than you, my love. How about we get married right here, on the water’s edge, a private little ceremony, just me and you, without my sister and her friend getting wasted and passing out in the aisle?”
Liam: “Sounds like a plan to me!”
Liam: “GAAH! Angela, you too?!”
Angela: “YEAH! Evalin taught me that this is what you people do when you celebrate good happenings! I’m going to do this all the time now!”
Liam brought in a good chunk of money, so now they are no longer living on their lawns anymore. It’s dinky, and I’m having a hard time liking that blue frame around that door, but I will fix it later.
Evalin, don’t sleep outside their bedroom door.
And now, we are about to get to making babies!
Evalin: “Who the fuck’s calling me?! How did you get this number?! I’ll kill you! Oh, you’re that Eunice woman. No, you definitely were interrupting me in something. I was just jogging around town without pants on. I do it regularly. You should try it sometime, Thunder-Thighs. Might help with that gravitational pull you’ve developed with that girth of yours. Hello?”
Back at the Fallen household, while Angela was flirting it up hardcore with Liam, Evalin was working on a want to jog four hours or something like it. She got interrupted by a phone call and had to start over I think. I’d be fustrated too if I were her.
The next day, Angela completed work, still ahead of Evalin career wise, and then headed straight over to Liam’s to see him again.
On the way over, we started getting some pop ups…
Liam, you JUST flirted with another woman ONE NOTIFICATION AGO.
There is NO WAY a nerd like you is getting the chicks
Angela: “Come on now, Liam. We all know you are just saying you are dating three chicks to make you sound more manly than you obviously are. You shouldn’t play games with my emotions like this, Liam.”
Liam: “Oh Angela! I recognize you from your pleasant little bosom. You are more well rounded than the other lumpy girls.”
Angela: “Oh right. I’m sorry to even think that, I should have known that answer right away!”
Liam: “GASP! A girl is actually giving me flowers! And here I thought you were just going to string me along as a joke like the other’s usually do! You must REALLY like me!”
Eunice: “I’M BIG BONED YOU FUCKING SKINNY LITTLE POPSICLE STICK, OH I’LL SNAP YOU IN HALFmmm popsicle.”
Evalin: “Haha, this human interaction stuff is fun.”
Angela: “I just really want to see Wreck-It-Ralpppzzzzzzz….”
Her favorite want is to watch films I think.
Baek: “A week is a week, you had plenty of time to start paying for your property taxes, instead of back to back Disney movies about arcade games.”
Angela, probably still camping in line at the theater: “BUT VANELLOPE IS SUCH A SWEET LITTLE ANGEL ;_;”
Angela and Evalin: *rolls want for hopscotch game*
And thus begins a cycle.
Angela: “Hello? Hidden Spring’s Pizza Palace? Yeah, I just now realized that the pizza I ordered for my party several nights ago has still not arrived here, and I was wondering if I was ever going to get that? Sure, come on over! Thank you!”
Ria: “Bitch, consider yourself lucky this isn’t the same pizza from the other day.”
We had to get a new one Evalin, jeez. Late to the party, I think.
I wouldn’t doubt it.
I want to know what I was thinking when I let that be your athletic outfit. Seriously.
Evalin: “Hello. I don’t remember meeting you, nor caring to know a damn thing about you, but I stalked you all the way back to your house because I wanted to know your sign. I think you have a cute ass. Not as cute as mine, but still.”
Simon: “Oh? I saved you the other day from that Ryan fellow at the bookstore. I see you came around to liking me though baby! I’m a Capricorn! Would you like a tour of my lovely abode?”
Simon: “But… we exchanged signs…”
I’m just concerned with Evalin’s lack of pants.
Newpaper Kid: “My day has been pretty bad, and I had this cloud hanging over my head all morning, but when I saw your beauty, ma’am, all that has been lifted off of me. You must be some sort of angel.”
Angela: “But, I just wanted to be friends…”
Angela: “Liam! Wow, these flowers are lovely! I’m so glad you made it to my yard without flirting with any other women along the way!”
Angela: “Yeah, about that… welcome to our yard, like I just said a second ago.”
Evalin: “What the crap is this, my sister inviting some dorknuts onto our property like this?! Humph, little Miss Friendship smoozing her way into everyone’s hearts…”
Angela: “Radioactive?! Oh no! Is that contagious?!”
Liam: “WOW, you weren’t kidding by yard. That is the smallest shack I have ever seen.”
Evalin: “Humph, I will show those two that they aren’t the only ones that can have social time and crap… Sup, Eunice? No, I wasn’t planning on making fat jokes, I just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out somewhere or something… I hear there’s an all-you-can-eat buffet downtown we can go to you probably will like… no, you’re paying for me too…”
Eunice: “What do you have in mind?”
Evalin: “Oh, just watch and learn. I am a master…”
And so naturally, she yelled at him.
It sure is more than what she makes at work…
White Horse: “WHOA, moving WAY too fast, you two, take the time to smell the roses!”
No one asked for your opinion, horse.
Angela: “Oh, how I love my own flowers! I love you too, Liam!”
Angela: “Oh dear… and she’s a woman…”
Eunice: “Do what now.”
Angela: “I was afraid he would do something like that. Sigh.”
Angela: “AAH! I’m tired of people saying that about Liam!”
White Horse: “I’m still back here guys, over here!”
Eunice: “Little Perfect Sunshine Princess sucks! No one in this town dates Liam, he’s too much of a loser! And he thinks he’s dating everyone else in town! What a dork! They are both dorks! Matter of fact, they belong together, so they can both be stupid together! Screw both of you, guys!”
Eunice is just a bucket of wonderful herself.
White Horse: “And if you come near this watermelon, I will hoof you right in the FACE, you horrible human being.”
Dammit horse, why are you still here?!
White Horse: *Kick*
Angela: “Oh, forget this.”
Brown Horse: “Hello guys. My friend White Horse told me that there was an evil red head running around on this lot? I had to come check it out for myself.”
Sorry horse, you are a little late for that, he’s gone now.”
Heeey, three chapters in three days. I’m not doing too bad timewise, considering this paper sitting here wanting me to write it. I’ll do that later, I have all day for that. I love Saturdays.
So far the girls are getting along fairly well in their new home in Hidden Springs. The day before, Angela already started making friends, and Evalin, well, didn’t really want to do a lot of socializing. Today is their first day of work, and they sit together in the bathroom and talk about their upcoming friendly rivalry in the political career.
Evalin: “I’m going to shine so many more podiums than you, Angela. They are going to pay me, I will get promoted, and I will be the dictator this world so desperately needs for the perfect flawless utopia I’m thinking about.”
Angela: “Setting everyone on fire will not be a utopia, sister.”
Angela: “How about instead of thinking that far ahead, we work on saving our money and actually building a house instead of this bathroom shack we have at the moment. I mean, we are kinda broke and back to step one after you bought that motorcycle.”
Evalin: “If this is going where I think it’s going, I’m not selling my motorcycle.”
Angela: “I’m so poor I can’t even afford shoes… well, unlike my sister.”
Evalin: “Oh what now?! I needed an expensive evening dress for work too! How am I supposed to get high up in my career if I don’t dress like a fancy gold digger!?”
Without shoes as well, I see.
Evalin… this isn’t your job.
Evalin: “YEAH WELL, I got tired of sitting in that carpool with that smelly-ass driver and my pitiful sister! I needed to BREAK STUFF! YAH! Take THAT, random trash can! That’s what you get for just being the first thing I saw!”
She managed to make it to work, and neither got a promotion that day, although after this, Angela is in the lead.
Eunice: “Um… sure. It’s not that hard, it’s a child’s game for kids.”
Does no one in town have shoes or something? I just noticed Eunice lost her’s as well just now.
Evalin: “I seee… now is there any way I can use this knowledge to further my career against my sister in politics?”
Eunice: “As I said before, it’s a child’s game for kids. So yeah, probably.”
Liam: “Oh, hello Angela! My name is Liam and I am just getting off work myself. I mean, if you like, you can come in and stay for a while.”
Instantly, after coming into Liam’s house, she instantly rolled the want to know his sign. Atta’ girl!
Angela: “You really are a cutie pie! I would love to be friends with you, it’s in my Gemini nature!”
Liam: “*Thinking*I wonder if I can get a picture with her, so I can show my friends at work that I’m not a dorky loser and CAN get a girl in my house…”
Angela: “I can’t help it! I think he’s sweet! And his hair is beautiful, I have never seen another with that shade of auburn before!”
Liam: “Well I am slightly famous for it…”
Liam: “Eh… the one and only!”
Angela: “Wow! If anything you are probably the most evil sim out there to date now that I think about it!”
I think so anyway. I hate having to look at him when I need to do something on that site (I mean, it’s not really his fault, but I’m blaming him anyway).
Liam: “So I’m a bad boy, baby… you know, being bad by being good and informing people they can’t come into the maintenance areas at work… I bet you are the most beautiful flower at your line of work…”
Just strings and strings of flirts one after another with these two. Why do I have to be here, they seem to have it under control.
Angela: “Wow, I would love to Liam, you gentleman!”
Not the kind of stars I was thinking about, guys.
Liam: “Shh, they are going to announce this years winner for the season!”
Angela: “I have to admit, Dancing with the Stars has actually gone downhill since they took the dancing out and turned it into this.”
Angela: “WHOA. Moving a WAY bit too fast into this Liam…”
Liam: “No, no no no, that’s not what I was getting at! I mean, if it’s what YOU were thinking, then yes, I will admit I make some pretty good babies! I make the best babies! You will love my babies. But that’s not what I was getting at at all…”
Angela: “Oh, ok, so what were you getting at?”
Liam: “Oh, I don’t know, just maybe you would like to spend the night, and we can just… share… sleeping areas… and cuddle… not really other stuff, but I won’t object to other stuff, really…”
Angela: “This is going EXACTLY where I thought it was going.”
Angela: “No more of this, I’m going home now.”
Evalin: “Don’t hate, cause you ain’t. I’m like those sexy motorcycle sluts on the cover of bike magazines. Only barefoot.”
I would like to say I actually started this legacy a while ago. It’s been at least nine months since I started this ISBI? I really just sat on it until my prettacy wrapped itself up. So some of the first chapters are pre-Showtime EP, just throwing it out there.
Ice cream truck: “ICE CREAM! I AM HERE! I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM! I WILL BE HERE FOR A WHILE JUST FOR YOU. BUY AN ICE CREAM!! BUUUYYYYYY!!”
Evalin: “I already want to kill someone.”
Evalin: “I just want a motorcycle.”
Their first wishes were to get jobs, both with their LTWs in mind.
Evalin: “Yeah yeah, I enjoyed that. Now I want to be in the political career just like my sister. Now that’s where the REAL criminal career is!”
Slow down, Snow White.
Slow down, Maleficent.
Angela: “Why hello, sir! I am new in town and I would like to settle down into your normal mortal lifestyle and raise babies. That’s my goal in this short little life. I do believe I will be the perfect mother. Do you know how I can get children?”
Bruce: “…I’m not really all that sure how to respond to that.”
Evalin: “Unlike my sister who wants to run her mouth to everyone in town, I’m want to study the human race from their books. because every time I look at their faces, I want to punch them in the mouth.”
Ryan: “Hot lil’ mama at three o’ clock! I’m soooo going to sit next to that and read. Yeah, it’s going to be so sexy…”
Ryan: “I beat your ass with a copy of The Old Man And The Sea in high school, I will do it again if you get in my way, Simon. Don’t think I won’t.”
Evalin: *Not giving two shits*
Scott: “Are you going to be my new best friend?!”
Angela: “Maybe. Probably not, but we will see.”
Angela: “Boring?! What’s that? Is it contagious?”
Dennis: “Uuuh, I just don’t have a sense of humor according to my brother. Uuuh, wanna here a joke?”
Angela: “Well, um, not really-”
Dennis: “Two cactuses walk into a bar. Uuuh, first cactus says, “I don’t really like this bar”. Second cactus says, “I work for the local post office”…”
Dennis: “Uuh, but I thought that joke was hilarious…”
This won’t count as a pass out, for the record.
Angela: “I enjoy spreading joy and happiness to the townsfolk! I already love each and every one of you guys! Nothing is more rewarding than seeing my newfound friends smile! You should smile more ma’am! It brings out your best side!”
Too late, it kinda already is.
Lonnie: “PRETTY FLOWERS FOR A PRETTY GIRL FROM A DESPERATE LADY?”
Best part, we never got that pizza. I think I hate delivery sims more than firefighters at this point.
Evalin: “I’m looking for ghosts. Mmm, not going so well.”
It’s the first day, I’m sure they will be out eventually.
Ella: “I try to be nice when I can to other people, but Astrid is right. This was terrible.”
Angela: “My feelings are hurt… but I will get over this… *wants to have a great party* Oh fiddlesticks.”
Evalin: “Fine, if it will get you off our lot already! I’ll have a chocolate.”
And so ended our girls first day in Hidden Springs. It was fairly uneventful and short, but surely it will get better. By the end of the day, they had a bathroom, a couple kitchen appliances, and some sleeping bags.
Evalin: “And my motercycle. I got me a motorcycle in my pocket with me.”
Yes, she wasted most of the money on a motercycle. Go figure.