Try Smiling Less

I would like to say I actually started this legacy a while ago.  It’s been at least nine months since I started this ISBI?  I really just sat on it until my prettacy wrapped itself up.  So some of the first chapters are pre-Showtime EP, just throwing it out there.

1This is their very first day on Earth, their very few minutes on their precious lot and the first moments of their little legacy…

Ice cream truck: “ICE CREAM!  I AM HERE! I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND!  ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM!  I WILL BE HERE FOR A WHILE JUST FOR YOU.  BUY AN ICE CREAM!!  BUUUYYYYYY!!

Evalin: “I already want to kill someone.”

2Angela: “Race you to town, sister!  We need to find jobs and get money to buy our friend’s ice cream!”

Evalin: “I just want a motorcycle.”

Their first wishes were to get jobs, both with their LTWs in mind.

3Wait, no.  Evalin rolled a want to join the criminal career first.  She just really wanted to be bad.

Evalin: “Yeah yeah, I enjoyed that.  Now I want to be in the political career just like my sister.  Now that’s where the REAL criminal career is!”

4Angela: “I’m going to be the best podium washer ever!  I will make it sparkle and sing cheerful songs as I do so, and incorporate my animal friends to join me in the fun…”

Slow down, Snow White.

5Evalin: “I’M GOING TO BURN THE PODIUMS.  I BETTER BE GETTING THAT CASH.”

Slow down, Maleficent.

6Angela: “Why hello, sir!  I am new in town and I would like to settle down into your normal mortal lifestyle and raise babies.  That’s my goal in this short little life.  I do believe I will be the perfect mother.  Do you know how I can get children?”

Bruce: “…I’m not really all that sure how to respond to that.”

7Evalin: “Unlike my sister who wants to run her mouth to everyone in town, I’m want to study the human race from their books. because every time I look at their faces, I want to punch them in the mouth.”

Ryan: “Hot lil’ mama at three o’ clock!  I’m soooo going to sit next to that and read.  Yeah, it’s going to be so sexy…”

8Simon: “Like hell you are, Ryan.  I want to sit next to the pretty new lady!”

Ryan: “I beat your ass with a copy of The Old Man And The Sea in high school, I will do it again if you get in my way, Simon.  Don’t think I won’t.”

Evalin: *Not giving two shits*

9Angela: “Wow, I just love meeting new people!  I could just wish to meet new people all day!  Good to meet you, young sir!  How are you today?”

Scott: “Are you going to be my new best friend?!”

Angela: “Maybe.  Probably not, but we will see.”

10Scott: “Well I am Scott, and ugh… this is my boring brother, Dennis.  Be careful around him, he’s boring.”

Angela: “Boring?!  What’s that?  Is it contagious?”

Dennis: “Uuuh, I just don’t have a sense of humor according to my brother.  Uuuh, wanna here a joke?”

Angela: “Well, um, not really-”

Dennis: “Two cactuses walk into a bar.  Uuuh, first cactus says, “I don’t really like this bar”.  Second cactus says, “I work for the local post office”…”

11Scott: “Good job, you social quack.  Now she won’t be friends with us.”

Dennis: “Uuh, but I thought that joke was hilarious…”

This won’t count as a pass out, for the record.

12Angela: “I enjoy spreading joy and happiness to the townsfolk!  I already love each and every one of you guys!  Nothing is more rewarding than seeing my newfound friends smile!  You should smile more ma’am!  It brings out your best side!”

13Lonnie: “*face makes gross stretching noises* Like this?”

14Angela: “OH… um… M-maybe you should try smiling… just a little less…”

15Evalin: “How much do you want to bet that all that sucking up my sister is doing is going to bite her on the ass in a little while?”

Too late, it kinda already is.

Lonnie: “PRETTY FLOWERS FOR A PRETTY GIRL FROM A DESPERATE LADY?”

16Angela: “Oh, no no no!  No, I couldn’t!  Not from you Lonnie!  You just aren’t my type dear!  Please, don’t return the affections!”

17Lonnie: “Why would you break my heart like this?  I thought you were the good one!”

Angela: “Sorry…”

18Angela later wanted to party, and tried to invite everyone she met at town on her first day.

19Angela: “Yes, I would love to order a pizza, I have many guests to feed and no money to buy anything else to entertain them with so if I could get one, that would be great.”

Best part, we never got that pizza.  I think I hate delivery sims more than firefighters at this point.

20Meanwhile, Evalin spent the night away from the people and out in the graveyard.

Evalin: “I’m looking for ghosts.  Mmm, not going so well.”

It’s the first day, I’m sure they will be out eventually.

21Astrid: “This party sucks.  So much for a nice housewarming party.  You don’t even have a house.”

Ella: “I try to be nice when I can to other people, but Astrid is right.  This was terrible.”

Angela: “My feelings are hurt… but I will get over this…  *wants to have a great party* Oh fiddlesticks.”

22Ice Cream Truck: “I AM STILL HERE!  I AM STILL YOUR FRIEND!  BUY ICE CREAM FROM ME, I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!”

Evalin: “Fine, if it will get you off our lot already!  I’ll have a chocolate.”

23And so ended our girls first day in Hidden Springs.  It was fairly uneventful and short, but surely it will get better.  By the end of the day, they had a bathroom, a couple kitchen appliances, and some sleeping bags.

Evalin: “And my motercycle.  I got me a motorcycle in my pocket with me.”

Yes, she wasted most of the money on a motercycle.  Go figure.

About missmiserie

I make sims legacies and update them once every other blood moon :)

4 responses to “Try Smiling Less”

  1. rochellesmiles says :

    I’m loving this so far!
    Good lord, Lonnie Pertridge is a new kind of ugly. D:

  2. dwessiesims says :

    I’m already completely in love with your ISBI and it’s making mine look like poo, and yet I’m okay with that!

  3. somebodysangel13 says :

    I can’t believe I haven’t read this before, I freaking love the Secksies and the Pokemons. This is brilliant also.

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