Try Smiling Less
I would like to say I actually started this legacy a while ago. It’s been at least nine months since I started this ISBI? I really just sat on it until my prettacy wrapped itself up. So some of the first chapters are pre-Showtime EP, just throwing it out there.
Ice cream truck: “ICE CREAM! I AM HERE! I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM! I WILL BE HERE FOR A WHILE JUST FOR YOU. BUY AN ICE CREAM!! BUUUYYYYYY!!”
Evalin: “I already want to kill someone.”
Evalin: “I just want a motorcycle.”
Their first wishes were to get jobs, both with their LTWs in mind.
Evalin: “Yeah yeah, I enjoyed that. Now I want to be in the political career just like my sister. Now that’s where the REAL criminal career is!”
Slow down, Snow White.
Slow down, Maleficent.
Angela: “Why hello, sir! I am new in town and I would like to settle down into your normal mortal lifestyle and raise babies. That’s my goal in this short little life. I do believe I will be the perfect mother. Do you know how I can get children?”
Bruce: “…I’m not really all that sure how to respond to that.”
Evalin: “Unlike my sister who wants to run her mouth to everyone in town, I’m want to study the human race from their books. because every time I look at their faces, I want to punch them in the mouth.”
Ryan: “Hot lil’ mama at three o’ clock! I’m soooo going to sit next to that and read. Yeah, it’s going to be so sexy…”
Ryan: “I beat your ass with a copy of The Old Man And The Sea in high school, I will do it again if you get in my way, Simon. Don’t think I won’t.”
Evalin: *Not giving two shits*
Scott: “Are you going to be my new best friend?!”
Angela: “Maybe. Probably not, but we will see.”
Angela: “Boring?! What’s that? Is it contagious?”
Dennis: “Uuuh, I just don’t have a sense of humor according to my brother. Uuuh, wanna here a joke?”
Angela: “Well, um, not really-”
Dennis: “Two cactuses walk into a bar. Uuuh, first cactus says, “I don’t really like this bar”. Second cactus says, “I work for the local post office”…”
Dennis: “Uuh, but I thought that joke was hilarious…”
This won’t count as a pass out, for the record.
Angela: “I enjoy spreading joy and happiness to the townsfolk! I already love each and every one of you guys! Nothing is more rewarding than seeing my newfound friends smile! You should smile more ma’am! It brings out your best side!”
Too late, it kinda already is.
Lonnie: “PRETTY FLOWERS FOR A PRETTY GIRL FROM A DESPERATE LADY?”
Best part, we never got that pizza. I think I hate delivery sims more than firefighters at this point.
Evalin: “I’m looking for ghosts. Mmm, not going so well.”
It’s the first day, I’m sure they will be out eventually.
Ella: “I try to be nice when I can to other people, but Astrid is right. This was terrible.”
Angela: “My feelings are hurt… but I will get over this… *wants to have a great party* Oh fiddlesticks.”
Evalin: “Fine, if it will get you off our lot already! I’ll have a chocolate.”
And so ended our girls first day in Hidden Springs. It was fairly uneventful and short, but surely it will get better. By the end of the day, they had a bathroom, a couple kitchen appliances, and some sleeping bags.
Evalin: “And my motercycle. I got me a motorcycle in my pocket with me.”
Yes, she wasted most of the money on a motercycle. Go figure.