Another chapter with the Fallens. And this one is longer that usual, for no real reason at all! Also, I just watched my fish die. As in, he died when I was typing this paragraph. So suddenly I’m more depressed. I’ll dedicate this chapter to him or something. RIP Handsome Jack. You lasted all winter, I suppose that was better than what I was expecting.
ALSO, my game is acting up again, apparently when I put in Story Progression or Master Controller, it stops working on the loading screen. So for the moment I’m running vanilla. I hope to have this problem fixed soon, because I keep thinking back to my pre-Twallan days with the Secksie family and I DON’T WANT dead townie babies in this legacy!
I think the blame for this one is story time.
Jealousy: “I’m also practicing my levitation skills, thanks for coming in and breaking my concentration, bozo.”
Liam: “I’m so ashamed! I’m sorry Jealousy, I don’t even remember why I came in here. Just go about your business today.”
Jealousy: “That’s what I thought.”
Usually around this time of the day when my heiress’ are at work and the kids are at school, it’s usually Liam and Eunice at home all day doing nothing. Some days it’s just Eunice, in which she either sleeps or jumps on the trampoline. But today I noticed that she wasn’t at home and I went looking for her.
Apparently she spent the night in jail, and no one notified me or noticed at all.
Eunice: “Goes figure no one in my family would have been informed of my incarceration. I suppose it’s best that they don’t know about my drug trafficking charges. Ignorance is bliss. Especially in my wife’s case.”
She would spend the rest of the day in the police courtyard reading a book, continuing to ignore going home to her family.
Jealousy: “Look, I know this isn’t the truancy officer, but it better be someone on the other end of this damn phone. No one just butt dials themselves two times in a row like this!”
Liam: “If you’re face falls off from all that hate, remember to pick it up before I go over this rug with the vacuum. I’ll have your Aunt Angela glue it back on when she gets home.”
Liam: *Says nothing because he can’t hear the damn IF*
Seraph: “Seriously, anyone going to throw a party any time soon? I still think that would be a splendid idea.”
Gabriel: “You brought someone home to interact with that isn’t me?! …I should be the only friend you ever need, Happiness…”
Let’s take a second to admire Eduardo, shall we?
This very handsome lad is a result of Hidden Springs breeding with some of the better looking residents. He looks like he could be a villain in an action movie, and at the same time has the drive to blame stuff in other people’s inventories for the reason that he can’t do his homework that he stomps all over.
Eduardo: “Can’t do my homework, Happiness’ prom pictures are so disturbing sticking out of his pockets like that that I can’t even find my homework.”
If he has the evil trait, he’s going to make a splendid mate for the next generation.
Evalin: “But first, I must see if he is fitting for my spawn. You, James Bond Villian Child. Do you, or can you foresee yourself in the future, dealing with hazardous chemicals in order to obtain world domination and human species destruction?”
Evalin: “Great, a friendly moron. That’s exactly what we need in this family, kid. Some friendship. Sigh.”
Eduardo: “You will believe in the magic of friendship before I leave lady… huehuehuehuehuehue…”
Envy: “I don’t think I like the sound of what the conversation topic is in the living room today.”
Evalin: “I know you will come around.”
Liam: “Guys, I haven’t moved from the living room since this morning! I blame you Happiness! Guys?!”
Angela was out and about when Simon tried his stupid advances on her again. Can’t anyone in this town get a hint?
Angela: “What’s that? I accidentally agreed to a date with you?! But I’m married! Oh fine, I’ll meet you at your designated place of choice for a quick date. Please keep your hands where I can see them Simon.”
The only fairy in town, matter of fact, I think he’s the only supernatural sim in town, come on game, give me some variety: “Oooh yeah, this is about to get sexy.”
It’s actually Eduardo changing into his formal for a fundraising party Evalin suddenly wanted to throw. Not like she needs the money at this moment, but I’m sure the extra cash is something she would love to get her hands on.
She looks so inexperienced and confused.
Liam: “It will be the worst thing I do this legacy, I promise.”
Angela: “I will admit, Simon did pick a swanky little place for this date. I wonder what is taking him so long to get here. He pestered me all this time for a date and is taking his sweet time getting here…”
Simon: “I know I have been wanting a date forever with this woman, but… nah.”
Remind me to burn him later.
Happiness: “Hee hee, I’m such a naughty boy… I’m playing a prank on everyone in the household by… logging them out of all their accounts and unchecking the Remember Me button for their password! Now everytime mom wants to get on facebook, she’ll have to go through the hassle of typing her password back in! I’m a genius!”
Yes, the mastermind of pranks, this one is.
Liam: “Happiness, how could you! You know I have long and complicated passwords to everything! Now how am I going to get my maintenance page on thesims3.com site if I can’t access my account to it! Players will be stuck looking at a 404 page during maintenance! People hate that even more than they hate me! You are banned from electronics until I say otherwise!”
Happiness: “Sniff sniff, uwaaah, I’m so sorry father! I didn’t mean for my pranking to get out of hand so quickly! I’ve seen the error of my ways and I deserve my punishment! I’m such an animal, father! Please forgive me!”
Liam: “You will be forgiven when all is fixed. Go do your homework or something.”
Simon: “Hey, the party don’t start until I hobble in with my bum knee and bad pelvis bone.”
Meanwhile Angela is still at the club wondering why the hell alcohol tastes all funny.
He doesn’t have any friends.
Simon: “It’s ok son, we all do stupid things when we were that age! What did you do? Vandalism? Set a field on fire?”
Happiness: “I logged my mother out of Facebook.”
Simon: “…….Actually, that’s pretty bad, since I hardly know how to work a computer, I would never remember how to get back onto my own account. Yeah, that’s pretty hardcore, kid.”
Happiness: “I know…”
Eunice: “Yeah, I’m going to pretend that’s not pee. No one saw it, so no one did it.”
It’s a pretty estranged puddle, I’m going to go ahead and say that’s pee.
Liam: “What?! Kindness asleep in the bed we got him?! What is this unheard of nonsense?!”
Kindness: “Guys, please! Sometimes I actually know what I’m doing! Now let me sleep before I knock your lights out. Just kidding, I wouldn’t do that really. But seriously, guys.”
Betel: “Look, I’m going to make that bed up, and ain’t a damn thing you gonna do about it, boy!”
Beelzebub: “Oh bitch, I like to see you try.”
Beelzebub: “Bitch, let’s go, right here right now!”
Tension so thick you can cut it with an imaginary knife.
Betel: “WOW, this game is so fun, I don’t ever want to quit.”
I like Beelzebub actually. He’s the most patient IF I have ever had. They usually get in the way and keep kids from doing things they need to do, but he tends to sit it out and wait until Jealousy is idle.
Beelzebub: “I can’t even remember my password…”
Seraph: “SQUAWK! IT’S KINGHUMPDADDY69! SQUAWK!”
Beelzebub: “That’s right, thanks bird!”
Eunice: “You are a sick bitch, Betel.”
Also, Butt Stallion says hello.
Butt Stallion: “Why is that my name now?! This is BS!”
Yes, you are BS, BS.
Great, now I’m sad about my fish again. UUUGGHWAAH
Took someone long enough to notice.
Evalin: “Oh, I knew. I just thought it was diabolical to get by with. Gotta admire it when one of your rotten kids is actually impressing you.”
Angela: “Sigh, you and your parenting, sister…”
Kindness: “I don’t know what’s more silly, mother. Your hair or the skullmaid.”
Angela: “It’s the skullmaid, dear. My hair actually makes sense to my supervisors at work.”
Genevieve: “Hey sexy… Thinking about me? Or thinking about the proposition I sent you earlier? You know the one… the one that would allow bill 83C to go through to congress. Because I really need your answer on that by next Thursday.”
Evalin: “This is going to be hot as hell. And I’m going to completely pretend that my wife’s stepsister didn’t just pull up onto the lot. No big deal.”
Honestly, it wasn’t that intresting of a date.
Angela: “Guys, the sink is broken. I didn’t do it. But you know. Someone should fix it. Just saying.”
Jealousy: “Well, at least we have someone around to fix the utilities I’m just glad she found her way off the hopscotch mat long enough to do so…”
Evalin: “That date with Genevieve sucked. She was so boring and a pain in the ass to be interested in. She was hot as hell, but I’ll be honest, I’d rather stick with a diptard such as you Eunice, than that candyass Genevieve.”
Eunice: “At least you are honest with me. That’s your best quality.”
Eunice: “I NEVER WAS WEARING PANTS”
Evalin: “NOW THAT’S YOUR BEST QUALITY”
Evalin: “Sigh… I got to piss like a horse.”
Kindness: “That’s not what’s going on! I swear! I have no idea why Betel is in here with a book! Reading in the bath, pfft, that’s ridiculous… Aunt Evalin?”
Betel: “I want someone to rekill me.”
Kindness: “You’re kidding right, Aunt Evalin? Haha you are such a joker! Hee hee! The best jokes! Please don’t kill me.”
Evalin: “I figured I could kill two birds with one stone. Literally. Fucking pigeons have been on the roof for three weeks, shitting on everything! I’m taking them out before the party.”
Angela: “Some how I don’t think this is going to work out very well.”
Evalin: “Are you kidding, it’s perfect! You write your laws, I switch them out with mine when you aren’t looking, mine get passed instead, it’s going to be great.”
Evalin: “Today, I will pass a law that punishes people who park the carpool more than twenty feet from one’s mailbox unless obstructed. The minimum punishment is going to be about 20 years in prison.”
Angela: “Ugh, I’ll second that law, actually.”
Angela: “I know, I’m so tired of cooking for the family and she doesn’t acknowledge those leftovers in the fridge.”
Happiness: “So… no one is going to ask why I’m naked? Anyone?”
Envy: “That’s a good thing. Because this isn’t my outfit.”
Happiness: “Haha, you didn’t get dressed right today.”
Envy: “Take me to the red carpet, baby! I’m going to steal that show. Literally!”
Happiness: “Meh, I’ve seen better.”
Happiness: “Is anyone else going to talk about the elephant in the room. Well, I’m not calling you an elephant Meghan. I’m just saying that as a figure of speech. Because you know. You aren’t wearing pants.”
Astrid: “Haha, my only child is a moron!”
Gabriella: “Are you kidding?! NOW it’s a party!”
Wow Angela actually doing some punishment for once.
Angela: “DO YOU WANT TO TRY ME.”
Happiness: “That’s nothing. I was nude earlier.”
Eduardo: “Don’t care.”
Jealousy: “Why am I being punished again? This is crap.”
Seraph: “*Cough*Please remind… Beelzebub… that it’s still kinghumpdaddy…69… he’ll know what that means… *dead*”
Seraph: *Comes back to life for a second* “This is… the most… boring party ever *redies*”
Angela: “My bird died and left a bad stench in the cage. Sigh, I was hoping he didn’t poop upon his death but I guess it couldn’t be helped.”
And I’m aware that is a bad pun, don’t say a word!”
Laila and Gabrielle: “We’re kinda still focused on dat ass, if you know what we’re saying.”
Kindness: “Trying really hard to hate my father, but I can’t. I love everyone :)”
Jealousy: “STILL IN THE CORNER OVER HERE GUYS”
Eduardo: “So… do I have to get myself out of Evalin? Right here guys? Ah, never mind.”
Angela: “Well I’m sorry Jealousy but you have to wait. There is a line and you are not cutting. That’s rude and besides, you aren’t allowed to do much by me until you get that D up in school.”
Jealousy: “DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO”
Liam: “So, the bird is dead, huh?”
Kindness: “Wow, my dad is even worse. Still can’t hate him though, he’s the best dad ever :)”
And here I thought insulting Jealousy’s face was the worst you said you were going to get, Liam.
Liam: “This is wonderful news. No longer will the bird subtly insult me in the morning on my way to the bathroom! We can finally move this cage out of the way and make room for something more cost efficient! Thank you sweet death! I always wanted to put another bookshelf here!”
Heh heh, like hell there will be another bookshelf.
Jealousy: “Dude, I don’t even know.”
I’m starting to think Angela has snapped.
funeral party soon ended and here’s a better photo of Envy. I think he’s adorable, personally. He’s got the best eyes in the whole household. Of course, they’re Evalin’s eyes, but I think they look great on him.
Unfortunately, he never rolled Evil as a trait, and since Jealousy will be the first to reach adulthood and she does have the trait, she will be instant heiress.
And because so, Envy, is *ahem* GREEN WITH ENVY! EH?!
Envy: “We already did that joke. Stop being so lame.”
Liam: “I just came back to say: WOO! Dead bird!”
Ok, Liam. It’s getting ridiculous. You can go away now.
Jealousy: “Yeah, well, you better read that book a little louder. Just a bit, so my mother can hear you and see what you are doing in her room. It’s about time we got our first gravestone, you know?”
Ok, fixed the freezing for now. I took out all the CC, played vanilla for a while, and put it back in.
Angela: “I promise Evalin! Liam didn’t do this, my hair looks just as atrocious.”
Ok, so their hairs didn’t come back the first time. Er. I don’t think anyone’s did.
I will admit, Evalin. That cut does not flatter your massive forehead at all.
Evalin: “That’s it, I’m calling the cops. It is a crime to sleep in front of the fridge and starve us all to death. He better be grateful. I would have just zipped it all the way up and stomped on his body.”
That’s almost kind, Evalin.
If you guys didn’t keep blowing all the money on crap, we would have more skulls.
Evalin: “Though I know I should be weary, still I venture someplace scary, ghostly haunting I turn loose, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!”
Bonehilda: “I uh, you know you just have to wave the token around to summon me, right?”
Evalin: “As your master, that’s how you will answer our call from now on, or I’ll feed you to a grinder.”
Bonehilda: “One of these familes…”
Angela: “Actually new friend, I’m having a larger problem right now and it involves my hair. I’ve still misplaced it.”
OK, so Angela’s hair didn’t come back after a couple restarts after all. I guess it could be worse, but that’s still annoying.
Liam: “Like crap you are! I am the house cleaner, that’s MY thing! Let me be the house cleaner, Angela, it’s the only thing I really got going for me!”
From a… genie? You don’t even know or own a genie, Kindness!
Kindness: “Our janitor is a genie! His name is Robin Williams, and he sings the greatest songs in the world!”
Gabriel: “I am a real boy! Well, close enough! Now let the childhood commence!”
Happiness: “Not right now Gabriel, I’m still on the john. That was really awkward timing.”
Happiness: “Please don’t put all the blame on me for one thing we all contributed to.”
Envy: “You are really asking for a head flushing, aren’t you…”
Renauld: “Wow, this is the nicest thing you have ever done for me, Evalin! Probably the nicest thing you’ve ever done, ever! What is it?”
Evalin: “Oh… just that sleeping bag Kindness always likes to sleep in.”
Evalin: “Well I had to get rid of it somehow. The sleeping bag, I mean. Not you. But if you go, I wouldn’t complain either I suppose.”
Even when she’s nice, she’s cruel.
Jealousy: “GO STEED OF HELL AND SHALL WE SET FORTH A TRAIL OF SUFFERING”
Maybe you need to take a break from the horse riding and do something else for once, Jealousy. You’ve spent half of your Saturday playing with that horse.
Shamrock: “I just want to smell normal again.”
Liam: “I have a terrible feeling about this, Angela.”
Angela: “I love having your company over Renauld, but I must please ask you to refrain from backing my son up against the wall and probably thinking about pummeling him to a pulp because of your post traumatic reading experiences.”
Seraph: “Are you kidding me, do it and I’ll throw a celebration! This is going to be awesome! I mean, SQUAWK!”
Follow your dream Betel. Whatever that is.
Eunice: “Pay a price, just let me at him, I’ll tear him a new asshole, not for Kindness, but because he’s too damn close to the trampoline!”
Liam: “I honestly don’t know why I came out here to hang out with you guys.”
Renauld: “I honestly don’t know why I’m still here…”
Evalin: “But look at that horse! He’s so beefy! You could make a Vault sized amount of burgers with that horse meat!”
Don’t be that creepy Evalin.
Oh please leave the horse alone.
Evalin: “Oh, are you threatening me, horse?! Because that’s awesome. You are a badass horse.”
I don’t know, sounds like a good idea for someone who won’t stop taking ice cream and juice out of the fridge just to put it back in half an hour later.
Eunice: “I forgot how free this makes me feel. And I’m free~ Free fallin~”
Happiness: “Look at me. You know I need that story more than he does. Read to me.”
Renauld: “Why haven’t I found the door? Is there even a door here? Am I in hell?! Why would this happen to me, I’m a good human being!”
Jealousy: “That’s so terrible. I like you.”
Bus driver: “Are you kidding me? It’s the only satisfaction I get from being a bus driver. Besides, they are calmer after they are all run out.”
Angela has also lost her mind going to work these days.
Angela: “I have to wear this. It’s part of my work dealing in the political field. I’m in charge of working with the alien governments and this helps to ease some comfort with our soon-to-be otherworldly overlords.”
Angela, we don’t have Seasons yet.
Angela: “Or does the government not want you to know that!”
…No. I know that for a fact.
Evalin: “I enjoy frequent strolls over water and mocking physics and religious affiliations in the face.”
This is going to push your schedule back for you Evalin.
Evalin: “Yeah baby, that’s hot. Gonna get me some. Not for a promotion, I swear. Ok, for a promotion. Ok, both. Win-win situations are the best.”
Beelzebub: “I was hoping we’d do something else besides this today, Jealousy. Like have all the attention focused on me. But whatev.”
Beelzebub: “Is your idiot cousin aware that this isn’t his room? I heard he was having a hard time adapting after his sleeping bag went missing, but doesn’t he know he has a room and a bed for himself?”
Jealousy: “I doubt it since he was born with an empty head case, so keep staring at him until he wakes up in terror.”
Looks like someone wants to be a massive homewrecker in the worst kind of way.
Eunice: “sexy bb, pix plz k ;)”
Speaking of Kindness being an assface and sleeping in Envy’s bed, I went to find Envy, since he usually knows on his own which bed is his. He wasn’t even home, I guess he followed a kid home and was stuck standing in their yard for a few hours.
Envy: “Not a big deal. Not like anyone in this family has been paying attention to me at all, much less anyone in any other family would notice me out here.”
I love this kid, and he really doesn’t get the attention he deserves.
Envy: “Does it have a fridge?”
Marcela: “It has a toilet.”
Envy: “Ugh. It’ll do.”
Curfew is up, Envy.
Envy: “Fine… I’ll follow my mother home then.”
Envy: “Oh I know that. But I love this house… this is so much nicer than the shack we are stuck in. Why can’t this family adopt me? Take me in? Take me away from the BS I’m stuck with at mom’s house? That’s not fair!”
I guess you can say… Envy is green with envy?! HAHA, I WAITED FOREVER TO MAKE THAT JOKE *flies into the sun*
Gabriel: “Hurray! After we pillow fight in here, we’ll only have to pillow fight in the bathroom and Envy’s room, and then we can start all over in reverse order!”
Happiness: *pillow fights in a sleepwalk*
Betel: “Don’t look at me, it’s not mine! Evalin gave it too me, said she got it at the store, but I haven’t seen that cream colored horse around in a while…”
You are oddly excited about this, Evalin. Really, did you and your sister suddenly switch roles on me for the day or something?
Evalin: “Am I going to have to smack a bitch?”
I’ll do something else now.
Gabriel: “This is really taking out of my pillow fighting time.”
Envy: “Why can’t my IF come out already? Lilith is so much better than this bozo.”
You’ll be lucky if I ever want to put up with another IF in this house.
Jealousy: “It sounds like you wish you want to be fat.”
Happiness: “Actually it’s a wish for me to travel to far away places, but yeah, you’re right, it kinda does.”
Jealousy: “Also, that damn creepy white horse is back.”
White Horse: “…Hi.”
Jealousy: “His eyebrows are inappropriate and disturbing.”
Jealousy: “Are you really trying to be a smart ass with me?”
YOU DIDN’T EVEN GO HOME WITH ANYONE TODAY, KINDNESS, YOU MORON
Happiness: “Tal is my role model though.”
No he’s not.
Jealousy: “NO, GET THAT DAMN CAMERA OVER HERE THIS FUCKING SECOND!”
Urm, a pink dress?
Jealousy: “EXACTLY, GET IT THE FUCK OFF ME BEFORE I SET FIRE TO THESE CHILDREN!”
Marcela: “Haha, that’s so funny! Your sister tells the most hilarious jokes, Envy!”
Jealousy: “THAT WASN’T A FUCKING JOKE!”
Jealousy got to roll Good Sense of Humor as her trait, even though right now you can’t really tell.
Astrid: “Hold on! I just wanted to get some play time in this little house before you have it deleted. It’s such a shame this thing was never played with ever :(”
Jealousy: “It will be a shame if it’s jammed through your sternum, now CHOP CHOP!
Elle: “No. NO, Astrid. We were raised as sisters, don’t you even THINK about it!”
I decided that since Kindness is a moron for wasting a prom opportunity for NO REASON WHATSOEVER, I let Happiness and Jealousy use their one command from me in this life stage to go to prom. Because I know THEY deserve it. Unlike this idiot.
Kindess: “Heeeeey… I just realized something. This… is my dad’s old house in town! Now isn’t that something.”
Yes, I’m sure you find that fascinating, Kindness.
Girl: “Hey asswipe, did you know that the school is right next door to our house? And it sounds like a party is going on inside of it. Strange right? Maybe you should leave and go check it out, and possibly stay there.”
Kindess: “I would, but I would hate to just walk over there before prom starts. They are probably just setting it up for the big hour. I’m just biding time until I something tells me to go there. I’ve been looking forward to this big day for weeks now!”
Girl: “I’m sure you have.”
Just getting stupider and stupider.
Luck would be a stretch.
Glad you finally caught on and caught up with the rest of us, Kindness.
As you can guess from the notifications, Jealousy had a grand old time in her own way. Happiness didn’t as much. Either way, they both had a better time than Kindness.
Kindness: “Oh well, can only blame myself for that. I will head on home now.”
Of course now is the time you go home. I’m sure you probably wouldn’t if you had your sleeping bag still though, but whatever.
I’ll wrap this chapter up with a better shot of Happiness, who looks a lot like his brother, but less insanely happy looking about everything, and more mischievous. Kind of like an “eviler” Kindness, if you want to say that.
Happiness: “Yeah, I’m a bad boy now! I put three lumps of sugar in everyone’s coffee in the morning instead of the usual two! Everyone will get a slight sugar rush! I’m so inappropriate! Hee hee hee!”
Jealousy: “I have taught him well. Actually I have taught him nothing because I can’t really stand either of them, but at least I don’t want to punch him in the face as hard as I want to punch Kindness’.”
Jealousy looks like a meaner Eunice, and if she had a riding crop, she’d be a perfect teenage Agatha Trenchbull or something.
Jealousy: “A riding crop sounds like I’m getting a horse. I’ll name him Shamrock. Shamrock the Killer.”
I haven’t updated the Fallen family in over a month and I do apologize but I have reasons. I’ve come to the realization that my game is broken again, this time it freezes up whenever I need to do something in buy mode/CAS/town mode and I have to force quit it, and since 60% of gameplay involves changing the color of various bookshelves and toilets on the lot, it’s not going very well for my legacies at the moment. I don’t know if it was a recent patch or a funny CC download, despite the fact that it was acting fine before since the last time either of that has happened… so I don’t know.
I AM WORKING ON IT, NO BODY PANIC
UNTIL THEN, HAVE A PIC OF A BALLOONICORN SETTING A POND ON FIRE