Scouting the Town
Envy: “I get it, he’s fucking hot, big deal, shit get this over with already *angry toot*”
I’m sure you’ll be just as handsome one day Envy…
I was so excited at how Happiness turned out that I showed my grandparents a photo of him. They don’t know what’s wrong with me.
Envy: “I don’t know what’s wrong with you either, and I’m not putting up with your bullshit, going to eat my cake in my room alone now, bye.”
Please don’t tell me you are, *ahem*… green with…
Envy: “DON’T EVEN.”
Happiness: “Welcome to my party, we have many refreshments, so please just help yourself. To our refrigerator. Not any of the guests, obviously.”
Happiness: “Being a copycat isn’t nice, Jealousy.”
Jealousy: “Getting punched in the face isn’t nice either Happiness, but you are about to be.”
While Jealousy was chastising Jamie for being a vampire, I changed Happiness’ shirt, because it was the same one Kindness wore as a teen. It was even the same damn pattern I think. Sigh, I think that shirt is awesome I suppose.
Jealousy: “Well that’s just jolly and fucking dandy, just waltz up into my house all hoity toity and expect us to accept your weird blood fetish bullcrap, take one look at me funny and I’ll break a steak in half right in your skinny little chest cavity.”
Meanwhile Happiness was working on his second wish. He wants to join the singer career track so he got online, and announced he was a singer a random internet forum. The anonymous trolls mercilessly tore into his post, and now Happiness doesn’t really use the internet anymore.
Betel: “You’re welcome.”
Happiness: “What a tragedy! I will never forget you, Alisha. When I start my music career, I will dedicate every concert I have to you. You are a beautiful soul, and I wish I got to know you better in life…”
Envy: “Sucks that it had to be some random old bitty instead of an actual family member. Takes a bit of the sting out, you know…”
Alisha: “Well then.”
Envy: “Wow, someone is delusional.”
Eunice: “Hahaha, it’s my pleasure.”
Eunice: “Now I’ll never make it up this hill, what have I done.”
Alright, so here’s a better unveiling of the new heirs. Jealousy is taking over for her mother Evalin, and her new trait was frugal, which means she’s cheap. For her LTW, I decided to try to be adventurous, and so she’s now a Gold Digger. Which is fine, because there are virtually NO evil sims in this town for her to get acquainted with. Seriously, I scoured this town for a mate for her, but it’s so full of goody two shoes and ugh. A town of all Good sims. She’ll now look for a rich sim to woo. And then kill them.
Happiness is Angela’s heir, and he grew up a Natural Born Performer, but it took him at least 18 years to figure that out. I believe his love of songwriter music compelled him to write music himself, because he now wants to be a Vocal Legend.
The start of a new day in his new life under my control.
Happiness: “I see you drivin’ round town with the girl I love/ and I’m like/ you are a good man and she deserves the best because she is a sweet girl and I wish I could have provided for her the way you do”
Jealousy: “It’s a salon, tremblenuts. We are getting matching tattoos of our parents to honor them and to broadcast to the world that we are better than everyone else. That and my mother won’t let us back into the house until we get them. Seriously, don’t even try. Mom’s got a vat of boiling oil over the door if you even try to approach the front walkway.”
Happiness: “Noooo! I mean, I don’t know what you are talking about! Ok, maybe. It’s crunching down on my leg, I need a car jack.”
Happiness: “Oooh ok!”
Jealousy: “Is no one going to acknowledge that the chair is still busted? No one going to fix it?! Seriously, I came in for a tat, my stupid cousin goes first and now I’m shit out of luck. I’m going to end up being the one that kills him too, aren’t I…”
Jealousy: “NO BIG DEAL, GUYS. Yeah, just leave me in here, tattooist can go home early, I don’t give a shit, leave me here to fix this damn thing myself, I’m sure taking a wrench to the arm rest is going to do the trick. I’ll find someone much better to do my tat. Someone more talented, and less stupid!”
She got the 90 year old hair dresser to do the tat for her.
Jealousy: “Wow, this is a great photo! One of the best photos ever in my opinion. Could have been better if Happiness would stay out of the damn shot like I told him to, but still, it’s well done!”
Way to go out and meet people, Jealousy.
Jerald: “Well first off, I’m not a leprechaun, I’m a fairy, and secondly I don’t even think I have a house… I’ve been sleeping under the consignment store floorboards for three months…”
Fancy: “Someone’s gotta make sum money ’round heer…”
I think you are going to be fine with them, Fancy.
Jealousy: “Let the games begin.”
You’d think that two old people and their teenage daughter wouldn’t stay out past 5 in the morning, but I’m starting to think that they knew Jealousy was there thanks to hidden security cameras and just camped out at a hotel or something.
Happiness: “You are beautiful/ in every single way~”
Meghan: “And you are too sexy, and I’d love you in every single way…”
Happiness: “You can look but you can’t touch it / if you touch it I’mma start some drama”
She’s not paying you for two songs, Happiness.
Jealousy: “I didn’t throw the dog in the pool if that’s what you think, no, shut the hell up!”
German Shepard: “Huh?”
Madeline: “Am I gonna have to cut a bitch?”
Ok maybe we should step away from the crazy, Jealousy. I’m sure you could take her, but it’s still not a good idea to get into it…
How the hell did you manage THIS, woman?!
Jeez, some townies.
Eduardo: “Jealousy, why you grew up into a fine lady, haven’t you? I haven’t seen you in forever either, I haven’t seen your mother in a while either. Then again, last time I saw her she was chasing me down the road on her motorcycle for fun so I didn’t think it was a wise move to go back… but now that I see you, maybe I should have braved it.”
Sounds like someone has found someone they like.
Jealousy: “Oh don’t worry about him, I’m going to strangle his windpipe shut later anyway, so just ignore him for now.”
Happiness: “Help / I need somebody / help / not just anybody / help / I need a record deal~”
Madeline: “Looks like he needs a sandwich more than anything else, put some meat on his bones.”
Nicolaus: “Hey you little punk, I was only trying to help.”
Cera: “Oh, you have gained a new fan in me, Happiness!”
Happiness: “I see a little silhouetto of a man- oh crackers, I DO see a little silhouetto of a man! It’s a ghost! Amazing! I must stop tip singing, wait half an hour for all the tippers to actually tip, and then ooh and aah at the cool purple man! Oooh!”
Eagle: “Oh come on, really?”
Sidney: “Seriously guys, no one wants you here, why did you move in?”
Because they are more important than you are, Sidney, shut up.
Jaime: “You’re right, at least I’m not a crazy immortal ghost everyone has to gawk at, I’m a cool immortal vampire everyone has to get mad over! Thanks Happiness!”
It’s also strange to learn that his name isn’t Eduardo after all, it’s Edgardo. What. What.
Jealousy: “That’s strange, why is my estranged cousin Meghan standing in his living room in cozy maternity clothes and a bright new engagement ring on her finger? She must have broken into his house, jealous of his good fortune. What a stupid bitch.”
I’m afraid to say that’s Edgardo’s fiance now, Jealousy.
Edgardo: “My mistake, she’s new in my life, and I made some slip ups, forgot some “protection”, and well, I tried to man up and do the right thing. But I think my heart might just belong to you after all…”
Jealousy: “(Yeah, it better.)”
Edgardo: “Thanks! I didn’t do any of this though, the previous residents did all this! My father bought them out and forced them to move, perks of being a Vanderburg and all you know!”
Meghan from the bedroom: “Yo, I think it’s time for you to go, ‘Cus! It’s 4 in the morning, we need sleep and shit you know.”
Edgardo: “I’ll see you later, Jealousy. You know, fiance and all.”
Lastly, we have two people I don’t really care too much about, it’s the fact that they had twins with these names, and I love it. They go together nicely and just bounces in your mouth. Felisha and Tenisha. I love twins with complementing names.