I Demand Justice

Welcome back to the Fallens.  Last chapter we came back from an unintentional hiatus, and between the baby skilling and LTW grinding, Peace got impregnated by aliens.  So far it seems like everyone’s excited for a little baby alien…….

*Nervous laughter that devolves into sobbing*

1Agony: “Ooooh, look what I get to play with, and you don’t…”

Serenity: “That’s NOT fair!  I want an IF to play with toooo!” *Screams and smashes her thumbs off*

2There we go, now no one has an IF and everyone is equal again!  Are you two babies happy now?!

I actually think the junkyard has the entire collection of IFs now though, now that I think about it.  They remind me of little cheap McDonald’s trinkets you get in happy meals.  I’d collect them.

3Happiness: “Thank the good Maker!  Someone finally remembered I’ve been living on the street this whole time!”

That’s not my fault.  Well it could be.  Happiness has a bunch of shows he does around town, and since he’s still making us a lot of money, I can’t help that he gets confused and ends up bumming it around town because he can’t remember his own route home until like, two hours, before his next show.

Briana: “Actually I do not think we’ve ever even met.  Anyway, it’s nice to find a fellow hobo as styish as me.  What’s yo numbah?”

While we are standing outside of the school though, let’s skulk around looking at more potential heirs shall we?

4Happiness: “Ok wow, let’s not skulk for heirs anymore, I’m scared.”

Jarrett: “Wow, rude.  It’s just a poorly unrendered plant.”

He’s growing up way too fast.  I don’t know if that’s a good thing or not.

5Since Peace’s little alien incident, he’s been wanting to go the future and the past in the time machine.  Unfortunately, he only stays in the time machine for a couple of seconds before it spits him back out, fulfilling neither of his wishes.

Peace: “The stupid machine is giving me this “one person capacity” silliness.  It’s not funny!  Just because I’m gaining a little weight doesn’t call for jokes like that.”

6Cynthia: “Woohooed and then put back into the corner.  Is this what my life has resorted to in the end?”

You’re the idiots who’d rather stand around until you piss yourselves, so I don’t want to hear it.  Just stay there and stare out the window for another eight hours, see if I give a shit.

7Peace is rounding out the last of his skills for his LTW, and he’s taken up painting virtually everything in mosaic and grids.  I guess because he’s a genius and/or computer whiz.  I like them.  When this is all said and done, I’m keeping the majority of them.

8Yeah, taking a break from work and school, like my sims haven’t been doing that the whole time anyway.

9Fantastic choice, Wrath.  We don’t even have a swimming pool.

Wrath: “The hot tub should count.”

Yes, yes it should.

Wrath: “A hot tub full of BEES”

Let’s leave the actual planning part to Peace or someone else.

10Brave: “Oh man, bruh.  I need your help, Briana.  I’m seeing the weirdest Shrek OC I never thought I’d dream up.  Dear Heaven please pull me through this and I’ll cut back on my natural herb garden.”

Briana: “I was concerned for the giant man orange too but while you’re wearing a bikini bottom that skimpy, I’m not doing a damn thing for you, lady.”

Charity: *Agrees with Briana because she’s completely too much of a prude to even wear a bathing suit to the party*

11Briana: “Now I think I’m getting a contact high from just standing next to you.  There’s a vampire with a very tiny, and naked, butt standing here with a duck floatie.”

Brave: “Oh snap, bruh.  I think I’m seein it too.”

I don’t even have to invite Jaime to anything anymore.  He just shows up anyway.  Kind of endearing to know Happiness does still have a friend out there that still doesn’t own a decent pair of pants.

12By the way, there’s your pool for the party, guys.  Go nuts.

Briana: “I’m pretty sure that’s a trap for a drowning death.  I’m going home.”

Brave: “Same here.”

So everyone went home almost instantly and the party was “decent”.

13Cynthia: “I have good news for you, Serenity!  You’re going to be a big sister!  Isn’t that just swell!”

Serenity: “That’s good and all, but did we have to go ALL THE WAY into someone else’s yard for you to feed me, I mean”

14Jada: “Congradulation on your shitty party almost tanking Wrath.  It was so bad that I had to beat up that Brave girl and steal her bikini bottom to make up for the shitty time I was having.”

Wrath: “What does spaghetti meat balls and dead babies have in common?  They both spend a delicate amount of time in a meat grinder.”

Jada: “No one wants to eat your dead baby spaghetti, Wrath.”

15Jada: “Whoa, what the fuck was that?  That had to be the worst bathing suit I’ve ever seen anyone have the audacity to call a bathing suit.”

Wrath: “Don’t worry, I’m about to take care of that.”

16Wrath: “For thinking you can even pull that off, 9 bees.”

Marlena: “BUT I’M STILL BEAUTIFUL AT 110 YEARS OLD, CAN’T I NOT SHOW IT OFF?!”

Peace: *Background gagging noises*

17I really hoped everyone would stay for the massive birthday set up we’re hurling at half the household, but since the pool party lasted 10 seconds, that’s not the case I suppose.  Best we go on and get this over with.

18Betsy: “I’m so excited!  I actually get a cake for my birthday!  Wow, I’m just so thrilled that I’m gonna go ahead and grow up right here!”

Well I guess when I look at it this way, I save $30.  Thanks for that then, Betsy.

19Betsy was always my favorite since she rarely ever did anything wrong and was politely out of my way for the most part.  She actually grew up quite cute, so I hope she moves out into a nice little home and not where ever her sister and father ended up at.

20Cruelty: “Dear Guardian Demon of Wishes, hear my command and make it true.  I wish that I do not grow up to wear skanky hooker outfits that I’m currently forced to look at.”

21Too bad, so sad.

Cruelty: “Fuck a duck.”

She’s now a virtuoso, which is whatever bleh.  Moving on.

22Jada: “I see it’s time for my beautiful ELDER birthday, isn’t it?”

Isn’t it fantastic to be married into a legacy late in life?

Jada: “Hahaha.  Hell no.”

23Jada: “Aw, they took my sexy bikini bottom away, that’s not cool.”

Cruelty: *Becomes so disgusted with her mother that she turns into Betsy*

24Happiness: “Oh no.  I think my son ate a whole cake.”

Peace: “All this extra padding that poofed on me has upset me so much!  I feel like the only thing that’s going to make me feel better is if I go yell at my wife for being unfaithful to me.”

25WHAT

WHY

26WHO IS THIS GUY

WHERE DID HE EVEN COME FROM

Cynthia: “I don’t even know, I never have an opportunity to get out of the house!  I swear I didn’t do anything wrong and this is stressing me out!”

I BELIEVE YOU BUT WHAT THE HELL

27Peace: “WHOSE BABY ARE YOU CARRYING, CYNTHIA?!”

Cynthia: “WHOSE BABY ARE YOU CARRYING, THAT’S THE REAL QUESTION HERE”

28Peace: “Oh good gravy, I’m so sorry!  I just have been so emotional since I gained this weight.  I’m also really sad since my nose fell off, have you seen it anywhere??”

29Cynthia: “Sigh, you really have been mushy since that alien touched your butt.  Fine, you’re forgiven.”

Peace: “Fantastic!  We should really get that boom boom boom on, later, you know, whenever I lose some of this water weight.”

Cynthia: “Ah yes.  “Water weight”.  Sure.”

30Peace: “Now that me and your mother have worked out that that Van guy is a liar and a scam, let’s finally get your birthday underway, ok sweetie?”

31Serenity grew up fine, she’s now a coward though.  So I guess I’m wrong, she didn’t grow up fine.  Who forgot to potty train her?!

Me, I guess that was me.

32Peace: “Something’s wrong!  The extra weight is trying to push itself out of me and it hurts!  Call an ambulance, Wrath!”

Wrath: *Would rather tell her shitty jokes to the shower than give a damn*

33Peace: “I am now peeing my favorite color!  I’m so conflicted right now!  What is even happening to my genitals?!”

34Peace: “My… my very own baby!  Well diddly dang darn!  Not sure which organ you came out of, but I feel the love of a parent, just as I did when I found out Cynthia had Serenity.”

35Hmm… what?  No.  Noo.  NO WHAT IS THIS. WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING IN THE GAME, HOW IS THIS FAIR

I ONLY JUST HAVE 12 SIMS IN THE HOUSEHOLD THAT’S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL

NO, GO AWAY ALIENS THIS IS MINE

36Peace: “Rommach and the other aliens can go probe and harvest some other sim’s alien baby, because this one is mine.  This is my baby girl, and they cannot have her.”

37Peace: “Do you hear that, you crazy alien fuchsias?!  This is MY baby!  Touch my child, and I will swear a wrath unlike you have ever seen!!”

Wrath: “Nah, they’ve already seen me, I stand outside naked all the time.”

38Peace: “Oh, they… took my child anyway.  Ooh.”

I thought a child service agent was going to come pick her up and I was just going to kill them but, ok teleportation makes more sense…

And I can’t even find the baby in MC.  I can’t even force it to come back.  This isn’t how I wanted my first alien baby to go down.

RIP Itszumi, Itazutil, Yzma, whatever your name was.  I do hope to see you again one day, but I apparently don’t know what I’m doing.

39Brave: *Has overdosed on nature*

Wrath: “I think it’s time to set her straight on the “great outdoors”, huehuehuehuehuehue”

40Wrath: “W…wow.  She used her great natural magic to turn into a plant when I threw the bees at her.  Now I feel like I’M the one on drugs…”

41Serenity: “So you’re the big brother I heard stories about.  Granted they aren’t really good stories.  They always start like, “once upon a time, there lived a Bathroom Troll”…”

Julian: “No, that sounds about right.  Welcome to my humble abode, I would recommend you not touch anything in here.”

Obviously, Julian doesn’t touch anything in here either.

42Wrath: *Hilariously mocks Marlena*

Marlena: “WHY MUCH YOU THINK MY TORTURE IS SO FUNNY”

43Wrath: “Ah yes, I feel full and happy watching you swell with welts.  Behold, all my happy LTW sparkles are so tickley.”

Marlena: “I’M FAR FROM BEING TICKLED OVER HERE, WRATH”

44*Feels the warm tickley sensation of childbirth*

Cynthia: “WHAT’S YOUR DEFINITION OF TICKLING”

Unfortunately, Peace is busy with his LTW, and I don’t like breaking him between canvases, so just go on and birth it out here in the bathroom, Cynthia.  You’ll be FINE.

45

Cynthia: “Stinks that you have to be pink, seeing as your father really wanted another green child in his life so much that he popped one out himself.  Too bad he failed.  Ah well.  You’ll just have to try extra hard to make it up for him.”

This child is named Justice, especially since what I think those aliens did to Peace wasn’t ethical at all.  I WANT MY RETRIBUTION.

Her favorites include latin, firecracker shrimp, and the color blue, AGAIN.  Getting a little tired of all the blue, but I guess at least it’s not green.  She’s a little couch potato, and she came with good locked in, so she will be the heiress unless Serenity gets the trait as well before her YA birthday.

46Cynthia: “You will bunk with your big sister for now, Justice.  And when your father stops boohooing all over the house, I hope you two will become good acquaintances.”

Peace: “Poor little Ibbajibba won’t ever get to meet her baby sister… she never even got to meet her older sister.  This room feels so empty to me, even with the loss of just one :(”

Cynthia: “You don’t even remember her name!”

47Agony: “Well I have a surprise for you guys!  It’s my birthday!  TADA!  It snuck up on everyone!  Either give me a cake or please place your neck in between my hands here.”

Sorry about that Agony.  Not only did I forget, but I don’t think I would have cared if I hadn’t anyway.

48Agony: “Well you know who would care?  Our family car sitting in my mother’s inventory.  He’ll be my friend, I bet.”

She’s rolled vehicle enthusiast.  What a fantastic trait to waste a trait slot on.

49Wrath: “I am out of the bees.  So as her punishment, I want her to go to the Peace and Love school.”

Agony: “NO, THEY WILL TEACH ME TO LOVE NATURE AND HATE HEAVY MACHINERY!  DON’T TAKE ME FROM MY FRIEND LIKE THAT”

50Wrath: “The real reason I’m sending you away is because I’m too fucking lazy to buy you your own bed in buy mode, just as I’m too lazy to move Cruelty’s bed into your bedroom.  But here’s the deal.  Answer one of my riddles, and you may stay here with us.”

Agony: “You know what, nevermind, fuck that, I’ll just go pack my bags.”

51Wrapping this chapter up with the third child of the Florida Men.  All three of their children’s names start with a J, and I’m actually really excited to see if they will have a fourth and continue the line.  Especially since they seem all about getting knocked up two seconds after popping out the last one.

 

About missmiserie

I make sims legacies and update them once every other blood moon :)

8 responses to “I Demand Justice”

  1. yumehoshichan says :

    NO! THE ALIEN BABY! D:

    WHY COULDN’T THEY TAKE THE PINK ONE INSTEAD?!

    Okay, I’m a horrible person. Justice will hopefully be a good heir…hopefully not a clone…but she’s still not an alien. ;n;

    So now I’m going to go work on my own random legacy file and hope for an alien baby instead…

  2. LilyShadowWriter says :

    Oh no!! I didn’t even KNOW they could take away the baby like that. How insane and inhumane! A total injustice! Heh heh heh, how many more adjectives can I add that start with “in”? ….INCOMPREHENSIBLE!!

    I have no idea if it’s possible to get them back, but I hope so–I was pretty curious to see what the baby would look like.

    Hopefully Justice grows up to be interesting AND a mix between her parents!

    I’m really glad that I re-discovered this legacy. Your blogs are seriously some of my favorites. Thank you for existing and continuing to write, lol.

    Looking forward to more birthdays…and the death of Marlena…PLEASE!

    • missmiserie says :

      Inconceivably inhumane!

      I swear the kid disappeared into whatever dead-baby limbo my townie babies tend to vanish into without Nraas covering my, well, aas. Terrible pun.

  3. somebodysangel13 says :

    Aw, that is so not fair! Overstuffed households should be valid for anything, not just normal pregnancies! I don’t know whether you want another alien baby or not…unless Justice is a clone, maybe?

    Yay, finally caught up! I’d love to put some Fallens in my game, if you get a chance to upload any.

    • missmiserie says :

      If I ever end up with another opportunity to get another alien baby, I’m going to force that thing to stay in the family. I don’t know how, but I WILL. MAKE. IT. WORK.

      As for Fallen uploads, which do you have in mind?

  4. Alli B says :

    Okay, that is totally unfair! You need to get Peace on the telescope and get him repregnated! Maybe move Happiness out too, since he’s useless…

    • missmiserie says :

      I’d rather Marlena or even Jada go first since Happiness is virtually the only one that actually does his job (he is literally carrying the family) But yes, it is unfair, and I’m still angry about it after all this time…

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