Cynthia: *Tries to escape getting roped into a distracting and annoying cheery animation loop and fails*
Cynthia: “JOHN! Is that you? I thought you died in a pile of garbage and IFs over at the junkyard years ago!”
Julian finally left and instantly became a professional scuba diver, despite there not being any diving spots in Hidden Springs. Sinking under the ground via glitches doesn’t count, but I don’t care, he’s not my problem anymore.
Well, after I reset him, it won’t make a difference. Goodbye Julian. Don’t come back.
Cynthia: “And I missed this too. Too bad we can’t go any further than this right now because of my deep seeded anger I still have towards you for accusing me of cheating.”
Forgiveness means going back to a FULL GREEN RELATIONSHIP BAR CYNTHIA, don’t make this difficult!
Jada: “Hopefully it will kill her, please let it happen.”
Jada: “But this isn’t the way I wanted this to go down”
Wrath: “I thought I would be rewarded for sending the little hell spawn away! This isn’t the a-tit-ention I wanted.”
Happiness: “PLEASE NO, I STILL HAVE TO ACCOUNT HER AS MY WIFE ON MY TAXES, WRATH”
Marlena: “NO, PLEASE DON’T, FROZEN REFERENCES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LEFT BACK IN 2014!!”
Hm. The only thing the weather gun does is add a temporary cloud of weather. I was kinda hoping it was automatically freeze them solid or over heat them or give them a sunburn or frost bite. Not the torture device I thought it was.
Marlena: “EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, YOU AREN’T TRYING TO AVOID A CHILL BY RUNNING AWAY ON YOUR 120~ YEAR OLD HIPS!”
I don’t even remember how old she is anymore. Too old. Please leave the plane of existence already, Marlena.
That’s not a baby. That’s a dead cat.
Jada: “I can’t tell the difference.”
Cruelty: “Who do you think they are for, you old coot?!”
Peace: “Well darn.”
Jada: “I don’t want to hear it, he’s just becoming an adult. Boo hoo, mid life crisis already and come rub ointment on my old joints for fuck’s sake.”
Cynthia: “Okie dokie! Now that my husband has run off crying about his wasted youth, along with whatever other string of events he’s always tearing up over, it’s time for our precious little princess’s big moment!”
Wrath: *Contemplates just stabbing Cynthia in the eye with the fork but then how would she eat with a nasty bloody fork, they only give sims one fork to materialize out of thin air for the rest of their lives, it would be unsanitary*
Aaand Justice’s absolutely precious as hell. And a great mix of genetic material too! I almost NEVER see that in this legacy. Although I still would like to know how two blonde parents keep pumping out black haired children.
Marlena: “The lack of bees have made her safe to be around for the time being. And I’ve also gone partially deaf in my old age, so I no longer hear her cruddy bad jokes anymore.”
I am starting to think you’ve lost your mind altogether.
Happiness: “This ‘forever’ thing is taking forever though.”
Someone really just needs to focus on his kids and career right now and stop being a whiny little leg-losing baby.
Justice: “Does he have to hopelessly sob during snack time? Like, every single time?”
I’m afraid so.
I knew to be weary of horses eating the garden, but I didn’t figure the dogs would be up in them either.
Cruelty: “We can’t just ignore it, mom. She’s a public disgrace of our name.”
The fact that she’s doing something other than loafing around in the spot I left her in when I went to check on Peace is shocking. Like, WOW, they are DOING stuff!
And Serenity, where are you going??
Holy shit, WHY are you people doing things?! You people NEVER do things on your own!
Ugh, that sounds about right.
I hate you.
Jada: “And here I thought I would get no action in my old age.”
Baal: “I’m not even going to look.”
Ahh, yes. There’s nothing like painting the midnight sky. Especially when said sky is fused with the lake and destroys the balance of life on earth, along with any perspective points Peace was painting. May we all suffer little in the upcoming falling sky apocolypse.
Peace: “She was right here… She wasn’t away from me for two minutes, and then she was gone forever… They could have at least took me to court for a custody hearing, I mean, aliens have equal rights laws, right? Sniff sniff sob…”
Justice: “As much as I love you, dad, I want mom to come take care of me from now on. Alright?”
Cynthia: “You know, you talk a lot for a baby that hasn’t even started learning to talk yet. It’s really killing my focus.”
Justice: “Yeah I can tell. You aren’t even using any of the balls.”
Peace: “Why are rocks constantly spawning on our patio? Are we using migratory rock bait to lure them onto our property or something?”
Wrath: “I’m actually running out of serious patience and witty jokes in these situations.”
Marlena: “WHY DO WE EVEN KEEP BEE HOUSES SINCE THIS IS ALL THEY ARE USED FOR”
Marlena: “I heard he’s going through a mid life crisis and is taking it out on himself pretty hard. That or he got into a fight with a flat screen tv. Either way it’s a shame they called me to do something about it. I really would hate to have to leave my spot in the hallway and let it get cold while I deal with other people’s life issues.”
Cruelty: “Oh fuck. She found where we hid her shitty joke books.”
Along with a phonebook because it’s time to throw a party!
Alien Chief Gordon Ramsey: “Wow, that is the most accurate Shrek costume I’ve ever seen!”
Florida Man: “I’m… not even in costume…”
Cynthia: “And as the elder, I don’t have to! Haha, yaay, it’s so much fun to be an adult, finally!”
Cruelty: “And if you change into another damn cheerleader outfit, I’m going to throw more than bees at you.”
Peace: “Actually it’s only been a couple of days…”
Betsy: “Grandbabies, Peace! Grandbabies!”
Alien Idontknowhername: “Wrath invited me to her holloween party because she thought it would be nice for me to finally meet the man that carried one of our recent experiments for 9 months. He sobbed the second I came in the door. Wrath thought it was hilarious, but I have to stand back here because every time Peace sees me he bursts out in tears and it’s annoying.”
Wrath: “I like my women like I like my cereal 😉 in small boxes stored in the pantry.”
Jada: “Who gave me this costume? This was a terrible life decision.”
Loyalty: “I won’t say anything about my family’s party. But yawns are contagious. And more fun. Yawn with us Cruelty.”
Cruelty: “I should have gone to the school with my sister and avoided this hell.”
Brave: *Shows up 4 hours late with no Starbucks*
Peace: “She wasn’t even invited. Definitely still not invited if she’s going to wear the same thing I did.”
Baal: *breaks neck in feeble attempt to leave*
Happiness: “I may have contributed to the puddle. You don’t know. There is no proof of it.”
Happiness: “Thanks for at least stopping by and leaking all over the floor, dear. Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”
Cynthia: “And since it was your child, you people get to mop up tonight. Ugh. My clean floors. It hadn’t even been clean for one whole day…”
Happiness: “Now this is what I’m talking about! Winter is finally in the air, and everything is covered in a beautiful layer of icy crystal. Everything is so beautiful when it glitters. Just like me!”
Peace: “If only my child could learn to go to the bathroom instead of playing games in the backyard though. I’m going to close my eyes and pretend she didn’t just pee all over the patio.
Maybe they’ll still be moving around and doing things the next time I get back to these guys. Who knows. I’m so used to broken games I wouldn’t be surprised if they all stand collectively in one spot and do nothing for the rest of their lives the next time I open this game.