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Anyone Seen Starla?

Hello, I hope everyone has had a good Thanksgiving and a good time since my last post in general, heh

I’m just popping in to see if anyone has heard from Starla, from The Creeper Legacy? You know this masterpiece that I drew massive inspiration on?

I was following her on Twitter for a while and today I had realized I hadn’t seen her post in a while, and when I went to snoop I think she deleted?  I’m usually a person who usually lets people do their own thing, delete if they feel like and all, but she had been having a really hard time for a while with life things during the last few weeks or months she posted, so I’m just a bit worried…

If anyone knows, idk maybe just let her know I was thinking about her?  I was hoping she was alright…


Flea Bitten Love

1Justice: “Not sure if this telescope even works.  I can’t see a single thing out there!”

Might have something to do with you not looking through the actual eye piece.  Just saying.2Or it could also be that I put the dumb thing under the fighter jets.  I doubt there are stars under there.3Justice: “Oh dear, the ghosts have come out.  I hope they like our new home.  And don’t get too lost around here exploring it.”

Don’t think we’ll have that problem with Marlena.  She probably won’t leave the yard.4Hysteria: “She’s out there fucking with the ghosts when she needs to get in here and order some chairs on Amazon before this tub leaves a permanent dent in my ass.”

All in due time.  I’m only changing the house bit by bit so I don’t accidentally trigger a game crash.5Justice: “Granny Angela, please.  Don’t put your head in the chemical mix.  I’m trying to make something nice, but it’s not exactly Hawaiian Punch right now in its current state.”

Angela: “Glub glub”6Angela: “Well since I’m not allowed to drink the window cleaner/clothes detergent mix, I’m going to take a nap.  Can’t wait to break in this new luxurious bed.”

I literally just put that down for Justice, can you not.7Baal: “Are you awake?”

Hysteria: “No I’m not, screw off.”

Baal: “I was just thinking.  In the pretty patties episode of Spongebob, Spongebob knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he destroyed his profits in all those extreme ways.  Because he knew Mr. Krabs was watching, and would find out.  He did it on PURPOSE because he knew that was exactly how he was going to exact vengeance on Krabs for insulting him over his new idea.  Think about it.  Spongebob even told them they would all see his vision, and of all things, he knew Krabs hated wasting money.  So what did he do?  Explain in extreme detail all the ways he destroyed and eliminated all his profits.  And when asked about his success, he rolled his eyes to that reporter and said “I don’t know”.  He knew full well what he was doing.  He only wanted his idea noticed, and the money meant nothing to him.  The only thing more important to Spongebob than his idea in that episode was the Krusty Krab itself, which was the only thing he gave in to Krabs for his idea.  He could have donated that money to the Krusty Krab if he wanted to even, but he didn’t.  He destroyed it.  Only to get back at Krabs for hurting his feelings.  Spongbob is fucking hardcore.  He’s fucking OG for pulling that extreme vengeance shit.”8Baal: “Oh, by the way?  You really shouldn’t sleep with that hat on.  Your hair is gonna rot off and you’ll go prematurely bald.”

Hysteria: “How in the FUCK are you even able to talk to me”

Baal: “Oh I meant BARK”9Hysteria: “The hell is this?  I get out of bed to actually listen to the dog’s advice and change my hair and this dirty bitch just swoops on into my bed?  Get out, Justice.”10Hysteria: “And bitch, why are you even dirty in the first place?”

Justice: “Almost blew the kitchen up last night but it’s ok, because its a new day and we are still alive!  Isn’t being alive great!  I’m going to make breakfast, and we will celebrate our lives with our pancakes on the edge of the bathtub together!”

Hysteria: “Don’t track your nasty sooty socks over my clean floor, and don’t come back into my room ever again.”

11Hysteria: “REALLY?  I chase one bitch off and this one swoops in instantly and takes her place?  Why does everyone got to ruin my morning?!”

Jealousy: “Look, hoe.  I’m your grandma.  I can do what I want.  Move me and I will ensure your life is a living hell.”12Speaking of grandparents, Happiness is still on the treadmill at the gym.

Happiness: “The burn never stops!  Especially for us undead types.  The burn never starts for us.  Seriously, I’m having no issues even after running all night.”

Please don’t starve to death.13I wanted to try to get the girls to focus on looking around the town for potential mates (even though we’re set for Hysteria, its still good to look) and since Hysteria wanted to go to the park, we looked around.  All that’s at the park today seems to be family though.

Serenity: “Nothing wrong with that.  I love spending time with family.”

Hysteria: “I hope you drown in this bucket.”14Hysteria: “How in the deepest hell pit am I supposed to grab these things with this stupid fat lip?!  Honestly, how did Agony not starve to death…”

Naturally Serenity won.
15No vendors at this festival either.  No one works at these stupid things.

Hysteria: “And I WILL stand here until I am allowed to spend my festival tickets!  I DEMAND IT.”

Forget it, its literally not happening.
16Hysteria: “Wow, look who popped out from the dumpster she now lives in.  If its not my face donor.”

Agony: “You BITCH, I’m not living in a dumpster!  I’m just looking for my contact lens.”17Hysteria: “I’ll be generous today.  Beat me in a game of pie devouring, and I will grant you your face back if you win.  If you lose however, you must relinquish your most sacred possession…”

Agony: “Hmmmm, a chance to get my nose back at the risk of my complete CD collection of Usher’s greatest hits?  Sounds worth it to me!”

Hysteria: “I meant your soul, but to be honest that also sounds just as good.”
18Oh, that’s kinda scary to watch.19Hysteria: “I KNEW I would win against no lips!  At least I have an advantage over someone in this world!”

Agony: *Has a blueberry stuck in her last tiny nostril hole and can’t breathe right now*20I guess in the end, at least one of them had a great night.  It isn’t Agony.  She lost all her good CDs 😦

Agony: “Forget the discs, I’m dying, call the hospital…”

21Meanwhile I was scrolling around the town at townies that were keeping clear away from the festival tonight.  So far the only other good I can see is this dude in the cowboy hat and, eh.

Hat: “I uh, am nice to puppies.”

I don’t even remember his name lol22You still over here, Happiness?  Cool.

44: “Whoever told me it was a good idea to exercise without pants is the Devil.  Must not… let… go… don’t want to… lose my member…”23Dee Dee: “Urhm…”

Hysteria: “JUSTICE!  YOUR BITCH IS HERE! COME GET HER BEFORE SHE ENDS UP LIKE THE PAPER BOY!”24Dee Dee: “Nah, I’ll just call her from the safety of my house, bye.”

Hysteria: “Good, don’t come back.”

Justice’s first date night went splendidly.
25Now that I acquainted myself with the town, time to ruin it.  I went on an adding spree and brought in the rescued sims from Hidden Springs.

Veronica: “I was doing well just being lost in whatever sewer I was trapped in in the last town, thank you very much.”

Nascar: “Why won’t I die already”26Jamie also came along, along with his 5 dogs.  His vampirism trait, however, missed its plane to Moonlight and will be late getting here.

Jamie: “You packed all the mutts to keep me company but left behind all my children and beloved ones?!”

Yes, those nasty boring 2 gens worth of sims are gone forever.  Rejoice and start over, Jamie.

Jamie: *Has sad*27And then there’s MEEEEE

Moving along now.
28Tyrone loves his new trailer so much he’s melded into it.

Toaster: “I don’t know these people.  I asked to be left behind to die and I get ignored.  My life is a never ending disaster.”29Toaster walked into his new home and evolved in to Mega Toaster.

Toaster: “Oh, fuck all.”

Tyrone: “Our fiberglass insulation is in my nose but at least it looks like its in good condition.”30Rodrigo!  So glad you could survive!  Welcome to your new home!  Do you like your new family?

Rodrigo: “…” *Instantly moves out*

Cruelty: “The smartest out of all of us.”31Back at the house, Justice has returned from her first day at work in the new town!

Justice: “Being a snitch and working as an undercover hooker has it’s downsides.  Like hooker fleas!  They are more itchy than regular fleas!  But everything is good!  I like all my co-workers!  Except Nasty Natalie.  She gave me fleas.”32Hysteria, determined to not catch fleas from her gross cousin, took a bath in her clothes apparently.

Hysteria: “Buy me a dryer now.”

Sigh.  Dryer and washing machine are now in the garage.  Expect nasty clothing piles for a while.33Because of my settings I realized I can watch the other family members from across the street without the houses being in the way.

Peace: *is dead*

Happiness: *is going for a cross country marathon on that treadmill still*34This is the first time in a LONG time I’ve seen a ghost actually possess something!  Great to see them be active again, even though this is going to wake up and piss off Hysteria for the second night in a row.35Hysteria: “Eh, its ok.  It’s actually kind of funny, seeing as that is Liam’s actual skull after all.”

Liam: *Sobs in his own head*36Justice: “Hey, I have a question for you, if you’re awake.”

Hysteria: “zzmmmmf, I’m NOT.”

Justice: “If your favorite color says that it is hot pink, how come your room is purple?”
37Justice: “Oh, you fixed it.  Hmm.  It’s actually a little more unsettling now in this color.”

Hysteria: “Everybody is a critic.”38Justice: “Oh how I adore Agony so much.  My dearest cousin, and best friend!”

Is that why you shattered your breakfast plate on her carpet and won’t clean it up?

Justice: “Shh, shh, accidents happen, she won’t have to find out.”39Morning socializing on the phones with their potential significant others.

Justice: “Fun.”

Hysteria: “What do you MEAN you’re in social studies class?!  You’re lame. Skip class or screw off for all I care.”40Hysteria: “Since the little gremlin is still in baby school, I want to go see the fortune teller.  I’m gonna knock her out and she’ll never even see it coming.”

She got a fortune about not trusting dead people or something. 41I also had her tattoos fixed because they were peeving me to no end.42Hysteria: “To thank them for fixing the disasters that Justice put on my skin, they can have this pie I found in the parking lot.  It’s old, but I don’t really care.”

*Old tattoo still happening because the tattoo artist is a FRAUD, DAMMIT TRY AGAIN*43Justice: “Is he still here?  Hasn’t it been like 3 or 4 days?  Oh dear.”44Justice: “Grandfather, I’m here to rescue you.”

Happiness: “OH THANK GOODNESS!  I’m about to starve to death!  Could you imagine, they finding my starved, but very built, corpse rolled up in the treadmill?  Horrific, I’d say.”45Justice: “By the way, grandfather, I got fleas.  I don’t recommend coming within ten feet of me, like you are now.”

Happiness: “On the other hand, running away right now might not be a bad investment.”46Justice: “Now that my grandfather has been rescued, I can now continue with my plans tonight with my date!  I sure can’t wait to have a good night in this rain and probably ruin what is probably my future wedding dress that was made in advance for me :)”

Guy who isn’t even here on the lot: “What a lovely thought bubble.  I live here in it now.”47Dee Dee: “Shall I escort you inside, Miss Fallen?”

Justice: “I’m so happy you could make it!  And you look lovely in that dress.”

Dee Dee: “The same could be said for you, my dear.”48And so, their date so easily became one out of a fairy tale.49Dee Dee: *thinks of she keeps dipping Justice away from her, she won’t get as many fleas as possible*

Justice: *Is actually just sweating that hard*50MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BRIDGE AT A BAR

Hetal: “I’m not actually old enough to drink on this date but really my age doesn’t stop me from doing so.”

Hysteria: “Hm.”51Hysteria: “I got wants I’d rather do, so take a friendship potion and fuck off until you’re 18!”

Hetal: “You BITCH, you were supposed to buy me alcohol!”52But their date outing went SO WELL due to their newfound friendship and mutual understanding, the outing ended and Hetal went home to do homework.  Or not.  She doesn’t seem like the homework type.53Hysteria: “Hey, skank, where’s the house key?!  My date is over and I’m not pooping in a public restroom!”

Dee Dee: “AGH, she scared me!  I’m sorry about your foot!”

Justice: “You didn’t step on my foot, a giant flea got me good in the leg!  I had to scratch it immediately!”54Then between the bubonic plague from the fleas or the pneumonia from the rain or just Hysteria’s presence in general, poor Justice got sick on her date.

Justice: “That’s just gravy.”55Justice: “I’m so sorry… I didn’t expect to come under the weather as sudden as I did… I got to call the date short, Dee Dee…”

Dee Dee: “It’s ok, dear.  This has been a wonderful night.  And we can have another night like it some other time.  Just rest and get better ok?”

Hysteria: “The fuck is this music.  No wonder you’re so queasy all of a sudden, this is garbage.  I’m gonna play a real song for this shitty club to get down to.”56Hysteria: *Twangs out an acoustic version of Usher’s Yeah song*

Justice: “Whoa she just poofed.  I don’t think I’ll get used to the witchy side of these people in this town.”

Spoiler alert, Dee Dee is also a witch, like Hetal (spoiler alert, Hetal is definitely witch, I don’t exactly say these things, but I think it was just obvious with her get up)

Anyway, here we end the chapter until the next chapter.


The New Locals

1To placid and cool Moonlight Falls!  Look at how crisp and clean it is.2Moonlight was chosen as our new town since I spent a while researching other towns, trying to research all the good and evil townies and deciding based on that.  But I decided that wasn’t as fun as moving to an unknown town and finding who is good/evil as a surprise.  So between Moonlight Falls and Isla Paradiso, or buy an entirely new town altogether (and risk tanking my computer), I chose Moonlight, as it best seemed to fit the family’s themes.3So, lets officially give our heiress’ the reins and introductory cards to go on the facts pages.  Hysteria’s full list of traits now reveal her to be brave and neat, along with everything else.

3And Justice for the record as well.4They were moved into a pre-made house solely because I just didnt want to deal with lag and crashes while dealing with build mode, even though the new town runs so smoothly right now.  I just didn’t want to jinx it.

Justice: “There is nothing wrong with this!  Such a lovely, modest house, and it’ll really perk up once I hang some nice sunny curtains around the living room.” 5Hysteria: “I don’t understand.  We have half a million simoleons and we pick a dumpy renter house?  As heiresses we should have the pick of the mill, shouldn’t we?”

Justice: “We don’t need wealth to be happy!  Simple and contemporary is where it’s at.  We start a simple life on a smaller lot, and our lives will run so much smoother and better, and we will be happy!  You’ll see!”

Hysteria: “Hm we’ll see how much happier and smoother you’ll be when I run your face over this splintery old floor.”
67Super fast tour of the house lay out.  It really is simple.  As time goes on I’m sure I’ll build onto it and I’m going to, for the most part, let their wishes dictate what type of furniture we get.8There’s plenty of space.  A very humble back yard that just needs the right Fallen touches to make it home.
9There we go.  All done and normal now.10Agony: “Hey.  A mailbox just materalized across the street.  Did we just get new neighbors?”

Nope.  I ended up having the family buy a second lot because even though I said I wasn’t going to build a house for these guys, I uh, ended up building a house for these guys.

I never said I was good at sticking to plans.

12Welcome to the “secondary” home for the Fallens!  Here is where the family members I don’t play with can hang out in (until they wander back over to the main house and refuse to leave for I’m sure many reasons).

I can’t find any rules saying they can’t have their own “retirement” homes.  It’ll probably end up being the main home anyway, but at the rate my game drags down, a lot of sims on one lot probably doesn’t help.  So they can “move out” without moving out.  It’s a win win!14Starting the tour, with Wrath!  Come on into your new abode, you earned it!

Wrath: “I earned shit?  What kind of unfinished dump is this, you forgot to fucking recolor the roof walls, what kind of craftmanship is this?!”

Well you can always live in a dumpster for all I care really.
15Wrath: “What a living room.  I can’t wait to drink cyanide in here and die surrounded by furniture like this.”16Wrath: “You’ll listen to my jokes for the rest of my days, won’t you?”

Statue: “I was told I was being ported into an Elder Scrolls game, not this mess.  I wish for death and corruption.”

Wrath: “That’s the spirit!”17Across the yard, Happiness and Peace were less picky about their set up.

Happiness: “Can’t wait to actually get some paint and match the wood grains of the windows up to the front door.”

Nevermind.  They’re picky.
18Happiness: “Love this view of the living room!  I can see behind the tv from here!”

Nice, simple, bright style.  A lively house that my lively boys will enjoy.
19Too bad I apparently can’t remember how to add fish in the fucking fish tank, they just BODY SLAM THEMSELVES THROUGH THE DAMN THING AND LAY THERE

Tuna: “I’m ded lol”20Ok, time to three speed through this tour, because the laziness kicked in.  I used blueprints, by the way, to get a layout and a decent symmetry of the two houses.  Just like with the other house, it’ll evolve into a proper Fallen house over time.21The good house got a gym and an art studio, along with their basics, and the evil house got a back foyer and a home entertainment room.  Bedrooms and spare bedrooms will get prettyfied as time goes on.22Evil backyard poolside and garden…23Good backyard side and garden.  May it stay clean and simple.24Hysteria: “You mean to tell me… my shitty mother and her bumfuck cousins get the penthouse treatment and I’m forced to shovel it in this dump asbestos packed town house?  If that isn’t the largest load of shit I’ve been dealt with since living my whole life in a boarding school…”

Be happy.  Why aren’t you happy?  I abided by your first wish.  You were given a potions table.  Go blow your kitchen up and be happy.

Hysteria: “At least I got poisons to play with and die to.”

Not what I meant I think.25Agony: “Well, there goes Serenity, taking off instantly to be free in this new world…  No need for her to stay in this family and take up space, so maybe… I should too.  I should also take this opportunity to restart my life.  Take up a new name, a new title, and start fresh.  This could be my chance of a lifetime…”26And with that, Serenity finally left the family roster, and Agony went her way.  Forging her own path in the opposite direction, letting the sidewalk take her to destinations anew.

Sike, I moved them out together into an even tinier house next to a graveyard somewhere.  27In doing so, I looked around this town again since I don’t remember much from the Supernatural playthrough at this point.  The weather stone usually lands in interesting locations, but this one decided to pick a very bland and uninteresting spot to bore me with.29I don’t recall there being well houses in the sims, but there are a few in this town, and I find them so cute!  They clearly aren’t built in build mode, so I wonder if they are hidden items in testing mode or something.28This one is a bit ominous to me.  A chain on a well house either means something is being kept out… or kept in.

Then again.  It could just be for security purposes.  After all I’m used to secret back sheds having dead bodies in them at this point.

Edgardo: *Ghostly distant frustration groans*30The decrepit abandoned house in the middle of town looks just as spooky as ever.  I should peek around here at night and see if any spookies hang around this place, like the mineshafts at Twinbrook. 31Speaking of, I’m feeling a lot of Twinbrook homey vibes now!  A budding trailer park!  Can’t wait to make friends with the locals in this town.32Anyway, got horribly distracted and tried to find well houses in buy mode and debug mode and town edit mode, etc, and I just can’t.  I actually can’t find half the stuff I could have sworn I used to have access to… and ended up decorating the town with random stuff.  Like the Island Paradise statues.  This one looks over the town on one side, protecting it from harm and evil.33The one placed on the other side of town… doesn’t give the same vibe to be fair.  He kinda looks less protecting and more menacing from this point of view.  I tried not to though.34Added another on the beach for good measure.  Got to protect the legacy family from crazy Death children trying to build maze dungeons for their evil reasons.35Added a couple more in the ocean to protect the town against Cthulu and pirates but effed up and one of them is magically floating and I can’t fix him so let’s just go back to the legacy house for the time being.36Justice: “All that neat stuff in Edit Town and all you give us is a stop light.  In the middle of our street.”

In hind sight, and to be fair, it will probably do more good than a yield sign at a cross road.  But then again I know as much about proper signs in proper places than sims do about actually driving.
37Happiness: “Alright then, with that I’m out to do a bit of work.  Time to dazzle this town and get me some new fans!  Watch the house while I’m gone, son!”

Peace: “I think that’s what I was already doing, since I haven’t moved from this morning…”38Time to get started on scouting the town.  Justice wants to start her wishes by meeting someone new, and what better way to look for good and evil sims.

Justice: “Howdy!  I just moved into town and cannot wait to get to know our new, wonderful neighbors!”

Janet: “Neat.”39Janet: “K, bye.”

Justice: “Well she nyoomed away so fast it about took my face off.  No matter.  I’m sure she has other things to do, and we’ll probably be fast friends soon, as she’s going to be one of my co-workers from the looks of things!”
40Wrath: “No wait.  Hold on.  I’m formulating a good dick joke if you give me five more minutes.”

Nah.  Just making sure y’all haven’t burned the place down yet.  Carry on.41Happiness: “LAME.  No good traited people here for my granddaughter, just stinky hippies recycling the local garbage for the good of the environment!”

Rainflower: “Babe, I don’t like this guy… he’s… he’s wearing a real leather coat!”

Happiness keeps getting song-a-grams and it helps to scout the town.  So far there’s nothing to find though.

42You guys still boring as ever I see.

Wrath: “At least I’m putting effort into it.  Fartass over there thinks he’s going to live on the sidewalk forever.”

Peace: “Nah, it’s just… Dad took the house keys with him when he went to work.  I got to wait til he comes back and lets me in.”43Hysteria: “YES.  Finally finished my first wish.  Now to pour it in Justice’s morning orange juice and head to town to meet some new people of my own!”44Hysteria: “Listen to my guitaring and appreciate my presence, you peons.  Else you will be burnt down with this shack.”

Argus: “Burnt down…?  To be honest that might be less painful than the guitar twanging.”

Pappy: “I don’t know, the high pitched string plucking sounds like a nice warm dog whistle and it really revs my engine.”
45Justice: “Coming in to watch a cooking channel real quick!  Got the urge to watch some Chopped!  Anyone want to join me?!”

Hysteria: “Can’t go an hour without her in my ass, can I.”46Happiness: “You look like you’re in the need for a song-a-gram, sir.  How about it?  Spend a meager $800, I’ll rip off a feel good song for 10 seconds to boost your mood.  It’s a good deal if I say so myself.”47While Happiness makes that mad pay money, I finally found a Good sim to keep in mind!48Happiness: *Doesn’t actually sing, just breaks down in the chicken dance for a couple seconds*

Deedee: “Wow, you were right!  It really was worth two of my paychecks!”49Deedee: “Wait… why do I have a sudden fear of a presence… one of a legacy kind…”

Justice: “Please!  I ran across town just to meet you!  And potentially share recipes I learned on Top Chef!”50Deedee: “Well I do love a good cooking show.  Apparently my bio says I like cooking.  My traits don’t but then again when’s the last time traits effected how people interact with anything, haha.”

Justice: “You’d be surprised.”52Justice: “Anyway.  I like you.  Have some hearts.  I hope you come around to Netflix and grill with me sometime.  Sincerely, and it will be fun, we can learn how to cook together.”

Deedee: “That’s actually very sweet of you.  I think I would like to take you up on that offer.”51Justice: “Also I think I should apologize for my brash and silly grandpa.  Sometimes he can be a bit energetic.”

Happiness: “Can’t wait to get my muscles back!  Gonna be thicc for like, a week!  Gotta feel the burn I mastered ages ago and never picked back up!”53Meanwhile, about a block from the house, someone gave me a notification that they started a career in photography… in this weather and in this lighting, I can’t say it’s going to be a successful career start…54Hetal: “Eh.  Photography isn’t real art anyway.  It’s just a nice profitable scam I can sell to the Louvre or whatever that shit is.  Just send them my foggy black nature shots and call it art.  Easy fifty grand per photo probably.”

Oh, an Evil jackpot I have landed on here.
55Hysteria: *Flies over at breakneck speeds for an introduction* “FUCK she’s like a full head shorter than I am.”

Hetal: “I sure hope I don’t fail the ninth grade again this year.”

No problem.  No rush.  We got plenty of time to build at least a solid friendship.
56Hetal: “Join me, stranger.  Let us have a nice lunch that I may or may not have poisoned myself.”

Hysteria: “A chance to eat a poisoned burger?!  I woman after my own heart!”
57Hysteria: “… I just sat down in a fucking water puddle didn’t I.”

Hetal: “Isn’t that cold, horrid feeling just the best?  Gloomy, miserable nights like this are the best to have a picnic in.”58Well, at least for Hysteria, picking her future mate wasn’t hard at all.  Hetal is a must have for the Fallens.

Hysteria: “And with her black magic and all things gloomy, we will rule this town with an iron fist!”

Hetal: “And iron wrists!  I hope.  Since I just destroyed both of mine just now.  Hurts like a bitch.”

Face Off



I DIDN’T REALLY PLAN FOR THAT2The hospital has a shit care plan so Agony wakes up post-surgery in the rain on a hard park bench.

???: “Yeah, but I woke up on my bench first.”3???: “Wake up you insect, and witness my perfection.”

Agony: “Mmmzzzz, wuah… wazzat?  Tommy Wiseau is that your voice?”4Hysteria: “(You dumb block of rank cheese, no), it’s me, your replacement and the new offical heiress to the Fallen dynasty!  The new Agony, and you… you’re now whatever that hobo in the scrubs made.”5HHHHHHHHH TOO CLOSE IN

WHAT DID THOSE PEOPLE DO TO YOU6Agony: “My… my nose!  My lips… what did you tell them to do to my face?!”

Hysteria: “Just a fairly easy transplant from you to myself.  The dude doing the surgery then found whatever he had lying around to stitch up your holes.  I’m pretty sure your nose used to be an old toe.”7Agony: “WHY of all things, steal parts of my face?!  The vast majority of our faces were the SAME!  I think the only things you really took were my ears, lips, and boobs!  What is the point of all that?!”

Hysteria: “I needed perfection!  I need to be able to walk into the house without those other clowns realizing that the real Agony is gone and I’m an imposter!  There is no room for flaw!”

Agony: “Oh good luck getting past them like that!  The doctors clearly couldn’t transfer my fashion sense so what are they gonna say when you walk in with missing textures?”

8Hysteria: “You think they’d even notice that?  They’re dumb video game characters that would rather stand in one spot for 7 hours then pass out rather than walk up a flight of stairs to their bedroom, you really think they can see a difference between blue and purple?  This is nothing.”

Agony: “You… you really are psychotic… to break the fourth wall like that… that’s just horrible.”9Agony: “It won’t last!  They aren’t THAT stupid!  They will see past it all eventually, you can’t get down all my traits and quirks, and look!  You can’t even control my face for more than four minutes!  You’ve already busted my lower lip!”

Hysteria: “AW, FHUR FHAWKS SAKE! ‘OW DO YOU TALK WIFH DISS AH’LLOON AH’ YOUR AH’CE!!”10Hysteria: “‘Ou wait right here, an’ whe’ I geh ‘ack h’rom ge’ing a new collegen s’ot, ‘ou ‘etter ‘e gone!”

Agony: “Bitch try me.”

11Hysteria: “Listen, if I so much as see you in my houh’e e’h again I will sh’trangle you in ‘ront of de ‘amily and clan’g you as an e’r crone created by dat stu’id Secksie ro’ot frong down de street.”

Agony: “English bitch can you speak it!”12Hysteria: “Now that that has been fixed.  Begone from me.  I never want to see you around me, my legacy or my property ever again.  As I said, I will murder you and make you look like a new busted bone maid if you wander into the same room with me ever again.”

Agony: “That’s so evil! You can’t get away with it, they’ll find out!  Justice will SURELY see through it!  She’s a cop now, she will punish you! Just how can you do this to your own sister! “13Hysteria: “Very easily when I was forced away and had nothing to do with any of you for my entire life.  Goodbye Agony.  It was shit knowing you.”14Agony: “How could she do this to me… she took everything!  My life… my family… even my most precious possessions, my boobs!”15Agony: “I have never been so disgraced in my life, and so furious and heartbroken and angry and sad… where do I go from here!”16Bonus.


Jarrett: “What in the FUCK ARE YOU”17So far the rest of the family is oblivous, WHAT A SURPRISE.  Happiness was invited to his daughter’s holloween party, which is scary on its own not loading like this.

Charity: “There’s nothing scary, its decorated!  The theme is grey.  It matches my holloween outfit:  Grey.”

Happiness: “I guess I’m just happy you found a house to live in.”18Happiness: “My holloween outfit is nothing too adventurous but it kinda matches my best bro, whom I can sense from here.”19Jaime: “I like hiding away from the rest of the party and feeling up on my own ass.  This is how I spend my time these days.”20Jaime: “Don’t tell me you came all the way in here with social intentions just to cancel and stare at me.  That’s so lame.”

Happiness: “My actions are severely limited.  I just really wanted to at least see you again dude.  It’s been a while.”

Jaime: “Are we even friends anymore.”

21Ariel: “There is something… wrong with this one.  I don’t recognize it.  It’s not Agony, and it possesses a great amount of evil within it.”

Hysteria: “If it weren’t just a cat no one even pays attention to I would be concerned.  So get lost.  There’s nothing wrong with me.  It’s just I, Agony.  Now move along and go lick your anus or whatever you do around here.”22Ariel: “Yeah, Agony.  Because that’s exactly how Agony sounds and acts and drinks out of her mug.”

Hysteria: “What do you mean.  I am doing nothing wrong.  Sip sip.  Mmm.  Kool-aid or whatever.  *lip falls off in the cup*  ‘Uckin ‘hit not dis ‘hit again”23Agony: “That bitch thinks she can ban me from my own house.  I lived here before mom ever decided to crank her unwanted ass out!  I’m still on this family roster and I would LOVE to see her try to force me out of this property!”

Baal: “Hi Agony”

Agony: “Not right now you little shit, where’s the bookcase and the wall art?!”24Agony: “Actually… where is anything?  Where is everyone?  Hello, is anyone in here?”

Justice: “Hello, how can I help you today?”25Agony: “Oh thank god, Justice!  Someone with some sense!  I have to explain everything to you!  There’s an imposter amongst us, she came from-”
26Justice: “I hate to interrupt you, strange person, but we are in the process of packing all our belongings.”

Agony: “Strange person?!  Oh please don’t tell me Hysteria was right and you can’t recognize me!  Please Justice!  You have to listen to me, it’s of upmost importan-“27Agony: “What… What the fuck… where did the house go?  Where did anything here go??”28Justice: “I told you.  We are packing our belongings.  We plan on moving and broadening our horizons in a new town.  You are free to come with us and save yourself from this town’s destruction if you want to.”


Bottle from like three gens ago: “Please end my existance.”29So in finally leaving this gear grinding town, I packed the family and packed the townies that I wanted to save.  In that process though, apparently someone in the Arwing family is a fucking.  WEREWOLF.  And I can’t pack them up because lycanism is too FUCKING CONFUSING FOR THE GAME ALGEHWIAOGKDJSAL30PRAY TELL, GAME, WHO HERE LOOKS LIKE A WEREWOLF

Game, in tears: “I… I don’t… I don’t know what they are at all!”

31Is it you, Cruelty?  Are you the werewolf?


Arwing: “My diet is working!  I’m about ready for my summer beach vacation :)”

I’m proud of you I think.
32Cruelty: “Aw, FUCK.  It’s walking like a damn zombie now!  Please don’t pack me with these losers, let me die in this horrible town!!”


Tyrone: “FEAR ME I’M A REPUBLICAN VOTER”34So it turns out Tyrone IS the mystery werewolf, along with being a broken zombie apparently.  That only turns into a proper zomwolf right before bed?  I don’t even know anymore.

Tyrone: *eyes bleed out right before a good night sleep*35Anyway, for some reason I can’t just reset him out of that state in order to pack him up, not even if I restart the whole town, so I’m forced to wait until the morning to save them and put them in the library, so the family has to wait.


Peace: “While I find Wrath is overreacting for the most part, it is cold out here.  Can someone unpack some mittens if I’m to stand out here for the remainder of the night?”36Justice ended up taking them to the salon to stay until morning.  Listening to them gripe is just sad.

Peace: “Now this is what I call shelter.  I really like our temporary new house.”

Serenity: “I still exist!”37In the meantime I’ll give the heiresses their legacy tattoos.  Family tradition and all.

Justice: “I may not be scared of needles, but I am afraid of the dark!  Hold me Agony!  I don’t like being alone in here!”

Hysteria: “If you even so much as fucking touch me I will rip your fingernails out one by one and put them in your eyelids.”38Justice: “What in all that is good is wrong with you, Agony?!  That wasn’t something you would normally say…”

Hysteria: “Oh shit sorry, I meant, um, beep beep.  I think the dark is swaggy.  Tattoo me and what all meanwhile I’ll jack it to that car photo on the wall because I think vehicles are my friends.”
39Justice: “I don’t know… something is off with Agony… I think a brainworm may have gotten into her head or something?”

Hysteria: “Behold.  My cool tits.  The only thing I love more than cars.  They lactate and everything!”40Meanwhile, the real Agony is still moping around.

Agony: “Can’t I just get an optical illusion tattooed on my face to give me the appearance that I still have a nose?  Even if its just that, please, I hate this raspy whistle it makes whenever I breath in!”

41For all their whining and complaining, the Old Folks Club still slept out in the cold rain on benches.  I guess if it keeps them quiet.42Justice: “I incorporated all my artistic license into this.  I know you asked for the devil wings, but I think these will make you look more… friendly.  The heart I took special liberty in to express my love for you.”

Hysteria: “That’s it.  Give me your fingernails.”43Peace: “Well, morning is here, father.  And I think that hobgoblin family has gone back to normal and been packed in the boxes.  Shall we make our leave and find a new town to make our lives in?”

Happiness: “Yeah!  Let’s bounce before its too late.”44And with that, we leave our long beloved Hidden Springs, that cradled our legacy from the beginning.  As it creaks down to it’s now gloomy and creaky current state, the Fallens bid it farewell as they travel…

When it Rains, We get Rainbows

Last chapter there were several birthdays, including Agony’s passage into adulthood.  She got no important traits, and is kinda stale.  Peace also had his birthday and will soon no longer be heir either.1In other sims news, I decided to revamp my simself up a bit, since I really haven’t changed her look since the sims 2.  Since I have been rocking a black sweater and jeans for probably over 12 years now, I switched up a bit.

Ironically, I actually cut my hair for the first time since I was a little girl a few months back, so the hairstyle is out of date.  But I downloaded it specifically because it looked just like my hair at the time, and I’ll be damned if I only use it once for a holloween event.

I’m happy with this one.  Won’t upload it, since it’s just the same old thing with a new can of paint, but I like my new look a lot.  I may insert myself into town one day, but maybe not now since I might move the family before too long.2Enough gushing on about me. We here for the sims that matter!  Isn’t that right… Arwing… carrying an open umbrella in her mouth…

I would say its not healthy for her, but what do I know about her dietary habits.
4Marlena: “Yes!  Angela left one out just for me!  Now I’m going to learn how to crack this egg, and make an omlette!”

I hope her stupid ass has fun with that.5Serenity: “I’m gradurmurating.”

Happiness: “Everyone has to hop into the trunk.  As long as the limo is, it can only fit three people I believe.  But trust me, the trunk has a plasma tv so it’s the better sitting choice!”

Peace: “Can’t we take something more beneficiary  to us, like the MM?  I was hoping we’d all ride in it like I tried to command us all to do, but as usual, I get ignored.”

Its a dream I have too.6Especially when drivers like this happen.

Peace: “I need the MM right about NOW anyway, I have massive WHIPLASH”7Happiness: “Lets DO THIS THING!  I really want to get back in time for my soaps.”

Peace: “Dad, please wait!  Some of us are old and can’t keep up!  And some of us are still having problems loading in.”

Serenity: *Decomposes*

Wrath: “I can’t wait to be dead :)”8Peace: “The proudest day of my life.  Watching the girls I raised and the girls I help raise graduate at the surprisingly average top of their class and succeed in life!  Me and your Auntie Cynthia are so proud of you, Agony!  You are going to go so far!”

Agony: “I am the one that wants death now.”9Peace was so overexcited that he short circuited and passed out.  See, this is why I wanted an MM instead of a limo, but DOES ANYONE LISTEN? NOOO

Cynthia: “We were given a fair warning yes.  But really, do you rather be seen rolling up in a stretch limo, or a bootleg Scooby Doo mystery machine?”

Justice: “To be fair… we didn’t roll up in the limo.  We crashed it.”10Agony: “Woot WOO!  So glad I managed to pass advanced calculus and can’t wait to use my gained knowledge to raise children and die of old age like my ancestors before me! Legacy living ROCKS!”

Way to make it sound so unintresting, Agony.  If you’re really good, I’ll look into getting you an electric car if it will shut you the hell up. 11I TRIED to get everyone to ride down the block in the MM, AGAIN, because everyone was whining about something.  They all RAN down to the other side of the consignment store and continued to whine instead of getting in the STUPID VAN, GWAIUOHFDSK

Peace: “I just wanted to not be tired!  I just wanted to chill for a second, not run a marathon two blocks down from the school!”

Wrath: “Hey, I got some herbs for you that will chill you the fuck down, but you need to stop crying first.”

Justice: “Suddenly I don’t feel like I should be here.”12So I MM commanded them to the nightclub, on the OTHER side of town, so their lazy asses would not be tempted to run, and would for once, get into the van they apparently hate so much.  The only person at the club is a pregnant playboy bunny in her comfy loafers.

Larissa: “Can’t wear 6 inch heels while in my 3rd trimester!  The rib-tight corset is enough as it is.”13Peace: “Its that time again!  Ladies and… well really just lady.  I’m about to turn this droll club into a, uh, roll…ing club.  Listen, I’ll buy everyone drinks and play some Usher, let’s just get some life in this place!”14Proprietor: “Why am I even serving you drinks, Larissa?  Aren’t you pregnant?  Don’t you care about the wellbeing of your unborn child?!”15Larissa: “This is what I think of your “concern”.” *Reached over and knocks over one drink, really Larissa where’s your manners*

Proprietor: “Why, this is my only clean white shirt”16Larissa: “Fine, let me pick it back up and unspill it from your shirt.  Jeez, everyone is a whiner.”

Proprietor: “And you um… brought your daughter to the club with you?”

Larissa: “Do you know how hard it is to find a babysitter?  Especially on a third shift?  Look, you didn’t even know she was hiding in the back of a supply closet until the dude bought all of us drinks so serve up.”17Proprietor: “No, you’re like 9!  Don’t take that, I’m not about to serve a minor!”

Ethel: “Hey.  I’ve been stuck in a locker since the beginning of her shift, and if she was your mother, you’d want to have a drink too.  Now serve up, I will not take no for an answer.”

Proprietor: “I want a new job.”
18By the way, the rest of the team, NATURALLY, did not follow Peace in the MM.  That would have required them to actually GET IN the MM.  Nothing I can do for them now.  Nothing I want to do for them actually.  Bunch of lazy piss asses.

Cynthia: “Anyone remember red hands from back in the day?  Now that was a fun game.  We definetely should bring that back in a future DLC.”

Justice: “Mom, we’re never getting red hands back.  They ended the Sims 3 DLC programs ages ago.  We’re hardly getting updates anymore.  The end is nigh.  Can I please change out of my prom dress now?”19Then across town Tyrone grew up and I just HAD TO.  HURRRNNGGG


Grape: *Is extremely fed up with this bullshit*20He more or less has a flat bed trailer for a lip.

Tyrone: “E”
21Don’t worry about the family though, they found their way home eventually.

Happiness: “Don’t mind me.  Just throwing myself out with the garbage, like I should have done a long time ago… now that I think about it though, I should flush myself down the toilet, I now feel that’s more fitting for something like me.”

Maybe he’s hitting that midlife crisis after all.

22Since Peace is only going to be heir for a few more days, he was to spend the remainder of those days cranking out work for his wishes.  He wants some heavy stacked ones so he better start doing better than this.

Peace: “Darn 5 ton block of stone crumbled because of this half pound worth of bloodstone!  It’s so much work to trek back up the side of the mountains to get another block!”
23Cynthia: “WHOA that was a sudden camera pan over.  I think it gave me a headrush.”

Agony: “Who knew my tits would look this good in my sleepwear… huh, did you say something, Cynthia?”24Cynthia: “Oh no, the head rush is really me dying!  Help be Baal, do something!”

Ariel: “Yeah, you aren’t going to make it.  You’re hallucinating so much you think I’m the dog?  RIP, old lady.”25Happiness: “Yeah, that’s a pretty hardcore hallucinating.  Considering Baal just got here.”

Cynthia: “Hey, not the concern right now??”26Justice: “Do something grandpa!  I’m only 16 and she hasn’t even seen me graduate, or get married, baby sat her grandkids, etc-”

Happiness: “What would I do, Justice?  I never died before, I don’t know what to do in this situation.”27Justice: “Please, Mr. Death.  Don’t take my mother.  I’m still so young and innocent.”

Cynthia: “Yes, please listen to the pleas of my young child and consider them, Death.”

Agony: “Aw, don’t start begging.  You completely ruined the moment, Cynthia.”29Justice: “Yeah mom.  Don’t start begging.  Even I think it’s unslightly.”

Cynthia: “SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE, I STILL WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE”30Serenity: “Mom quick!  Please grab my hand, just for one last moment!”

Cynthia: *Reaches out but gets sucked into the afterlife void before reaching her daughter*

Justice: “You know, maybe mom wasn’t too far off.  From some angles the cat does kinda look like Baal.”
31Death: “Huh.  She laughed at the death of an old woman.  Maybe she has some evil in her after all.”

Agony: “Haha, yeah.  Best entertainment I received since I looked down at my own boobs in this outfit.”32Serenity: “Now that mother has passed from this earth, I must hibernate since there’s a FIGMENT OF DEATH IN THE KITCHEN”

Justice: “Come on, sis.  It’s just a corpse.  Get over it.”

Happiness: “It was only your MOTHER”33Justice: “Here you go Baal.  I’m going to put you on her face and you lick her with that “minty fresh” breath of yours until she wakes up.”

Baal: *Chews fingers* “lemme go”34RIP Cynthia Fallen.  You died really young compared to some *cough* Marlena *cough* and was relatively more useful around the house, compared to uh *COUGH*MARLENA*COUGH* some.

Her loving husband could not be found at the time of her death as he was still having a crisis of his own.


Dude, go into the kitchen.

35Peace: “That was a great idea!  Mmm.  Strawberry Blizzard.  My fave.”

Peace, that’s not what I meant… back to the backyard, I moved Cynthia out there by now.36Peace: “Golly, I sure love yard work, nothing like making the backyard crisp and clean for my loving family.”


About time.  I don’t think at any point did Peace directly notice, and I felt I had to force him to at least act in his character.
38Happiness: “Boo hoo, my poor daughter in law!  She once almost came inside this building to watch me do one of my shows!”

Old guy: “Not what I came and paid good money to drink to.”39Angela: “I look forward to the day my greatgrandchild-in law comes and challenges me to an Overwatch match.  I’ve been training for ages for a new gaming buddy.  Is greatgrandchild-in-law a real thing?”

Justice: “Oh no.  I just realized, mom will be turning on the radio and doing aerobics for the rest of eternity in that skimpy unitard.  Why oh why did we not get together and make her wear something more normal?!”
40Soon, it was the last day for Peace to be heir holder.  Since he never really got to finishing those large-ass wishes (50 statues, what in the world would make you want that, Peace), this is the last wish he completed under my control.


Peace: “Wee friendship”41Kirsten: “Guess who got her cleaning license renewed and restraining orders revoked?  Its meeeeee ❤ who missed this hot piece of ass?”

Peace: “If you think you can come near me and compare to the love of my beloved Cynthia, you got another thing coming.”42I then felt like spending some of the money Happiness keeps flooding this family with (sometimes).

I don’t think I ever used this snowman?  Maybe a long time ago for the Secksies before seasons, but he’s SO CUTE.  I know it’s almost summer for the Fallens but I really needed this little mustached face around for a bit.

Snowy the Man: “So we’re just going to ignore this hole in the patio you accidentally deleted?  Yeah?  Ok.”43And then BAM random skating rink!

And a swing set with caterpillars on it why not.

Snowy: *Continues to sweep around the hole humming conspicuously* 44Peace: “You FAILED school?!  The last day as a teenager and you have been bringing home F’s this WHOLE time!”

Justice: “Dad no, please not on my birthday!”

Baal: *Covers eyes in embarassment*45Peace: “This isn’t how I want to be remembered as heir… punishing my child on her greatest birthday of her life… oh, if Cynthia could only see me now, she’d be so disappointed…”

Go let her out.46Peace: “I was wrong in punishing you.  You can go early.  I love you.  Now please feed us cake.”

Justice: “You only letting me out of time out because you’re hungry ;-;”47Justice: “What should I wish for?”

Peace: “Bring back your mother and all the other innocents Frieza murdered in cold blood.”

Justice: “Dad, that’s not… oh, nevermind I’ll just wish for my LTW or something.”48Justice: “NO WAIT, I know what I wanted, I wanted to have a cooler outfit as an adult and not kill the game can I chanGE MY WISH”

Wrath: *Woke up just for this and is probably pissed*49And here she is ladies and gents.  Heir to the Good throne.  She has the Good trait, along with clumsy, couch potato, natural cook and animal lover.  I leaned towards her namesake while picking her LTW and she has International Super Spy.  Which with her traits might not be a good match?  But we’re here now.50Justice: “My first wish as heiress is to help my sister get the proper nutrients she needs to be healthy.  Here sis, eat some of our healthy organic cake.”

Serenity: “Yeah, but don’t insert it directly in my ribcage…”51Peace: “Wait… I’m not heir anymore.  How do I get back in my bed?  How do I get out of this kitchen?  How function?”

Serenity: “Oh goodness, he’s already falling apart now that he’s no longer under control.  Time to find a nice nursing home I suppose.”52While Peace struggles to remember how to find his way upstairs, sweet dreams Justice.  You have a big first day ahead of you for heirship.53While she slept, I looked for potential mates for both sides.  I think I’m definetely going to move the family to a new town very soon, but I wanted to see if there was potential here first.

Tristin: “I’m evil.  Look at my, uh, scarf of evil.”

I’m getting distant Edgardo descendant vibes from him.  Eh.  Next.

Toaster: “Bitch my name is like Willard or something, can’t you read or at least remember.”

Officer: “Why do I live in the same house as the Annoying Orange?”
54Toaster: “This is YOUR fault!  I blame this horrid genetic mutation on YOU you contagious FREAK”

Tyrone: *licks fingers happily*
56There’s a lot more evil sims in the town than there are good ones, but they aren’t all that good looking either.  This one is distantly related to the Fallens too.  Not worth remembering the name for.
57The only one that impresses me is this Jodi dude.  He’s evil and sure as hell looks like it.

Jodi: “Time to feed the Overly Happy Lake Monster with one of my many many dogs!”

Fluffy: “Tired of your bs, Jodi.”

While I like him, he shares the name with one of my mother’s abusive ex-boyfriends and I can’t not see the bastard when I look at this sim.  So I can’t use him.58Its a shame because Jared is still around, and as a good sim, having two fairies in the house with conflicting traits would be neat.  Even though at this point he’s gone through like 12 wives.

Jared: “The last one ended in divorce and she took my wings in the settlement.  And half the lots too.”
59Justice’s official first wish as heiress was to get a job at the police department.  She also wished to be best friends with her father so it because a day out for the both of them.

Justice: “SHOOT!  I forgot today is graduation day!  My commands are all cancelled!  The court house, it calls me.”

Peace: “Please.  I’m begging you.  Get in the MM for goodness SAKES.”60Justice: “Its ok, Father!  I cancelled the trip to the court house, and now I get to graduate on the sidewalk!  Just like every other flunkie!”

Peace: “This is not what I wanted for my child.  I knew I should have gotten you some tutors.”61Justice: “And now, with this GED, I will get my job as a police officer and do my good for the people of this fair little town!”

And so she did.62Justice: “Well would you look at that, Father.  It’s raining.”63Peace: “Yes, but remember my child.  Even when it rains this much, we get rainbows as wonderful as this.  Remember that is the same in life.”

Justice: “That is so true, Father.”

I’ll still take this as a good omen for the family.65The remainder of the day was spent skilling together in the library.  And by that I mean they’re just reading books because I forgot how skill books actually work.

Peace: “Yeah but Raymundo has so many good ideas and adventures.”
66You may have noticed by now the “other heiress” isn’t really doing much.

Agony: “I haven’t moved from this spot since Cynthia died.  At least my tits still look good.”

That’s because she’s not under my control.  I’m not doing anything with her because…
67Hysteria: “I’m back you bitches.”

It returned and didn’t bother losing it’s evil trait.  That’s just great.
68Oh.  Well she’s mostly back I think.

69Hysteria: “Get the FUCK out of my face you fucking celery stick.  Literally.  Get out of me.”
70Hysteria: “Wow nothing has changed since the last time I was here.  Granted I was only here for a couple of days of my life, but still.  Nice to come back to the same hell hole.”71Hysteria: “And here she is.  The leech on my throne.  Swamping up MY house with her ogre stank.”

Agony: “What’s a deodorant stick”72Hysteria: “Greetings, Agony.”

Agony: “Hello 🙂 who the fuck is you?”73Hysteria: “Why it’s me, your long lost baby sister, Hysteria.  I was thrown out the second our moms got me walking, just like you.  Only unlike you, I was kept in pris-I mean military school while you got out as soon as your lower lip ballooned up thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

But hey, no hard feelings.  As a matter of fact, even though I’m the one that should be celebrating my graduation from juvie, I mean Fort Starch, I would like to take you out on a surprise night out to celebrate your recent status change to heiress.”74Agony: “While I really shouldn’t trust a random balding stranger walking into my house at 11pm saying their my sister with little to no recollection of you ever being born, I would like that I suppose.  I’m only a few hours away from being stir crazy for being cooped up in the kitchen for several days.”75Hysteria: “That’s fantastic.  Just as expected.  We are going to have… a fantastic, night out…”

Agony: “Why are you talking all oddly… ew, no don’t smile please, that is unsettling and wrong somehow.”

I have little trust in this for Agony…

76Agony: “Where are we?  I thought we were going out for a nice dinner or something…”

Hysteria: “While a dinner sounds like a great idea, since I ate nothing but military rations for the past 18 years, we are making a pit stop here first…”
77Agony: “What is this?  This isn’t Fuddruckers.  This looks more like Sacred Spleen Memorial to me.”

Hysteria: “That’s because it is, you bimbo.”

Agony: “I don’t understand.  This isn’t a fun night out.  What’s the meaning of this?”78Hysteria: “Oh it’s simple really.  While the family is asleep and unaware that I returned at all, I will steal your face, resume your identity, and take over as heiress just as I should be.”

Agony: “What the hell?!  That’s… psychotic!”79Agony: “You need help!  Does this look like Face Off to you?!  You aren’t taking my face, you psycho!  There’s no way you are any sister of mine to be that crazy!”80Hysteria: “You know NOTHING.  Nothing about me, and obviously nothing about this family.  This family belongs to me, and I refuse to stand by or be chased off while it’s handed over to some car drooling, eco friendly weakling!”81Agony: “Get away from me!  I’m… I’m calling the police!  Justice will not put up with this!  She’ll have you put down!”

Hysteria: “Shut up and give me your face!!”82Agony: “STOP!  GET OFF OF ME!  SOMEONE STOP HER!”

Hysteria: “SHUT UP!  You don’t stand a chance against me, I spent my entire life in a military camp!  You cannot stop me!”83*Sounds of Agony getting knocked out and dragging noises across the pavement*84Hysteria: “And now, finally… doctor?  Me and my sister have a procedure we would like to have done as soon as possible…”


Clown in the Backyard

*Makes a New Year Resolution to at least finish one of my legacies this year*

*Two days in probably changes it to maybe get through one generation*

*Maybe half*
1I’m not good at ensuring the Fallens check their mail, so its no surprise Peace is just now finding his wedding present still in the mailbox, from Happiness no less, even though he still lives in the house with him.

Peace: “Dad, did you REALLY have to come out here and shove a whole jet fighter in the mailbox?!  How did you even pull this off??”

Happiness: “You know I honestly don’t remember?  It’s been two years now since your wedding, I had long forgotten that thing was even in there still…”2Nothing says love and forever after like shipping an F-14 Tomcat to the happy couple.

Now we have a matching pair!  One married couple can now fight together in a future world war or something.  Now that’s true love right there.3*Vampire skill buffs to level 10 on two paintings at a skill level of a toddler*

Happiness: “Aw give me a break!  They’re worth so much because I’m famous as it is!”

Yes, I could tell from your 3 fans at the Applebee’s down the street.4Agony: “Wow, an actual zombie in the family graveyard.  Highlight of my life right here.  Yeah.  Please let this be my only appearance in this whole chapter and leave me alone for the remainder of the chapter.”

Baal: “Fuck, our vacation is over, time to pretend to be a functioning piece of data again.”

Zombie who’s name I long forgotten in void of time: “:^)”4Justice: “Finally.  I’ve only looked forward to this day for six months.”

To be fair some teens do.
5Justice: “After all this time, and I’m saddened to say my dear sister will not be joining us for this lovely high school dance.”

Agony: “Jeez, when are you turdasses going to get over the loss of that alien fetus, whatever her name was.  Isotrope?”

Justice: “No, the other green one, the one that actually lives with us still.  Even though I don’t know how, she has apparently route failed in the kitchen again…”6Serenity: “I didn’t route fail, I just couldn’t bear to leave poor little Ariel alone without any food!  I’d die knowing I was out having a good time and our cat could be starving at home!”

Ariel: “I… I was just asking for a treat for doing a pee in the litter box.”

Wrath: “And this is why you aren’t getting heirship, Booger Girl.”7Agony attempting to be evil?  She’s not good at it.89Teen sweethearts!  Maybe they will develop corresponding good/evil traits and we get to keep them!10Notable teens from town.  Justine is not too bad aging up though.  Nose still looking like it was sculpted from tin foil.  Prom dress from the Dollar Tree store.  Name might be Janelle, I don’t fucking remember most of the Florida Men offspring’s names anymore.  But she’s still doing ok.11Rodrigo still exists.  12Welp, Prom lasted past 11:00:04 pm, here’s the cops.

Cop: “I’m just here to reach my quota, boi”

Justice: “How immoral.”
13*Takes separate taxis just to be spiteful*

Please don’t leave that cop car to get stuck there forever.  I’m not doing that again.
14I just whipped by to see how Tyrone’s latest birthday came together.  Found out there’s a new Florida Man baby on the porch.  Another Rodrigo though.  Boring.  No idea what his name is.  Toaster probably.  I actually just tried to open the game to find out again but it’s not coming back on tonight.  His name is just Toaster I guess.

Toaster: “No… sudden… moves…. just t-pose with me… until it leaves…”


Tyrone: *Flicks tongue around like a snake out his ear trying to sense where his little brother is*

Toaster: *Attempts to escape by glitch sliding across the floor like some sims babies can do but fails*16For a second I thought his teeth were just that yellow, that’s how bad off this kid was.  Apparently its just the highlights in his hair on the back of his head though.

Tyrone: “NO!  My teeth IS hair!  I filter my nutrients out of brine water just like a baleen whale!”

Ok, bye Tyrone.17Cruelty: “I’m so fucking tired, this bitch has not put on pants once since the day I got here, and even though I’ve been standing in this same spot since I got here, that still shouldn’t matter.”
18Kid: “Bitch that was not an invitation to come in and take yours off.”

Wrath: “Who is this little gnome and why is she trying to tell me what the fuck to do?”

Cruelty: “Omg hi mom”19I see something else has joined the monster party on the porch.

Tyrone: “Hell yeah, who influenced this get together?  Oh yeah it was meeee” *Licks eyeballs*

Toaster: “Please someone call child services for me”20Cynthia: “Ah yes.  A happy home once again.  Husband sound asleep, not a peep in the house… time to get up and cause some ruckus.”
21Cynthia: “Look, it doesn’t matter if you jogged 2 kilometers this morning.  If you aren’t bench pressing 230 lbs by next friday, I’m disowning you.”

Agony: “I know exercise is important, but go talk about it elsewhere since the Brown Locomotive is coming through a tunnel”

Serenity: “Right now I’d like to jog away from anywhere but here :)”22Agony: “SHIT, they didn’t dissipate quick enough, now I got to re-eat more food to refuel my organs!”

Yay.23Cynthia: “I don’t hear any deadlifts out here!!”

Serenity: “Gosh flabbit mom if I do one more 100 lb set again my back is going to break mom!”24Cynthia: “Fine.  We’ll start slower then.  I’ve rigged this treadmill to only go 35 mph.  Go full Usain Bolt or die, my child.  That’s my fitness goal to be honest.”

Serenity: “WHAT”25Cynthia: “Go faster!  I want to see those legs blur!  Look at me and see the body you can obtain through my training regimen, Serenity!!”

Serenity: “MOM PLEASE I DON’T CARE PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON”26Wrath: “I just realized, um, aren’t onions a bulb that’s grown in the ground and not on a bush?”27Wrath: “Fuck, I confused the stupid thing and it died in it’s confusion.  Now I have to stand in the yard and make that stinky oniony smell all on my own.”28Happiness: “Oh, wow Loyalty, has it been that long?  I thought you were a vampire and you weren’t supposed to age, like me.”

Charity: “Dad.  It’s me.  Charity.  Your other daughter that you clearly forgot about.  I have moved out of Anger’s house and live with Brave in the trees.  It’s not fun.”

Old people gathering in the yard means one thing.29Peace: *Attempts to eat the entire cake before anyone else sees it*30I invited the prom sweethearts to the party to meet them for myself.  Derrell showed up.  Kinda cute.  Can’t dress himself of course.  31Cynthia: “I got my aging hubby a birthday present that I totally didn’t nick off of those rusting robots on the other side of town when you weren’t looking.  I paid them cash and everything so don’t mention it to them ever again or tell them where I live.”

I NEVER knew Cynthia had The Beast!  I just happened to look over her inventory and here it is.  To think, Sinbad Rotter’s bike is still in existance, transversed legacies and survived two computers.  A true legend.
32Peace: “I guess old age isn’t going to be too bad… I get to grow old with my darling wife and get to look forward to grandchildren… though being older than my dad now is going to be weird…”

Serenity: *scratches armpit* “Yeah yeah, having a pop star vampire for a father wasn’t weird enough…”33Peace: “The aches and pains of old age are not feeling so good.  I changed my mind, I don’t want this.”

Serenity: “It must be done, father.”

Cynthia: “This is a very sad looking salad.”34Cynthia: “WHOA I think the salad heard me.”

Peace: “The fudge happened to my counters”35Peace’s first want as a senior is to take his dear wife on a date.  It was sweet enough, so they dumped the birthday party as quick as they could and went to the bar.

Peace: “Please wife, do not do what I think you’re going to do and join me in dance!  Or at least come over here and pop my back back into place.”36Peace: “Whoa nevermind, that workout outfit is HAWT.  The fact that her head is popping off isn’t so hot, but that outfit makes me very warm!”

Fun date.
37Wrath: “How in the flapping fuck did I end up out here??”

…Um, I guess the birthday party ended wonderfully.38Angela: “Well that’s the oddest thing… I put my pool stick right here on the end where I always keep it, where could it possibly be…”

I noticed something.  The ghosts don’t do things like they used to do, like haunt furniture.  Playing pool and sitting around in the sandbox is all these guys do, and honestly I can’t remember the last time a blender got haunted in any of my games.39Happiness: “Hellloooooo nurse!”

Kirsten: “I am not your nurse, but I play one on tv!”

Happiness you really got to stop eyeing every lady that comes within a twelve foot radius.
40Kirstin: “If you date me, I promise I won’t post skanky post-woohoo/sleeping photos of you on Instagram just for celebrity dating status bragging rights!!”

Happiness: “You had me at woohoo.”

She’s not going to do her job if you keep her distracted, Happiness.  Oh who am I kidding.  She probably won’t do her job anyway.
41Wrath: “Why did… no what does a prostitute and a blonde have… in common?  Gah, I got to write this joke down, work on it’s punchline for the family later.”

Todd: “Hello ma’am.  I have been hired by Mr. Peace Fallen to entertain your family for the evening.  Pretty much because the option has never really been tried and the narrator is testing it out. I know all kinds of tricks, and I’m a master of JOKES!”

Wrath: “Must write this down too…. murder Peace… jokes… my thing.”
42He’s actually just a magician but if he’s going to dress like a clown, I might as well make him go all the way.

Peace: “What in the fuzz is It doing in my backyard?  Is this why I keep finding old skeletons buried in the garden?”

He hung out in the backyard where no one bothers to go to, floated around a bit, and left.  Great use of money.
43Cynthia isn’t asking for a chaffing anywhere bad, nope, not at all.

Cynthia: “The nostalgic bliss from remembering my childhood makes the upcoming infection worth it.” 44Wrath: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR?!  AS YOUR TRUE QUEEN I DEMAND YOU GET OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR”45Happiness: “Hey.  Wait a minute.  Where’s the hot maid from yesterday that was standing right here?”

Creig: “Oh don’t worry, I’m right here, and I got a long thick package for you… it’s your old newspaper from the yard.  I’m off to throw it away.  I’m going to work really hard for your family and have this place spotless in no time!”

Happiness: “I do not like this maid at all.”
46It’s that time again.  A multi sim birthday, this time we’re cranking out three of them: Wrath, Serenity, and Agony.  If I recall, Serenity’s birthday is a day or two early because its just easier to do them all in one go than have my game fight birthdays several days in a row.
47Ariel: “Good luck not struggling.  I can already tell you you aren’t going to have any sims reach that middle cake on this fat ass table.”

It didn’t hurt to try.  It’s a cute table.
48I tried rehiring the clown again, since you know, birthday party entertainment.  I figured he would go back to the backyard and do his thing there though, and that’s why the cake set up is in the backyard.  Todd is an ass though and decided the kitchen made more sense this go around…

Cynthia: “I’m calling the local Mickie Dee’s.  I believe their pet Ronald McDonald escaped into my kitchen.”
49Serenity: “Since I will probably not get heirship from this last chance at a personality trait, I shall wish for a good home, a happy family, and a safe environment away from spooky ghosts and skeletons!”

Wrath: “May we never see your lame unfun ass ever again then.”50Wrath: “Now, what should I wish for…”

Beth: “NO, NOT THE BEES,  oh wait you don’t have any bees with you at the moment. I may have overreacted.”51Serenity: “Oh, am I ever so peckish.  I might die before too long if I don’t get anything to eat.”

No way you could have prevented that.  No way at all.  Can’t be prevented with say, a cake, half a foot away from you that you keep cancelling on.  Nope. 52Glad you could actually join us at the party you were hired for, Todd.

Todd: “I came outside to watch this woman grow old and then instantly revert back into a young woman.  Now THAT’S some real magic right there!  Plus, there’s a troll in the kitchen.  I didn’t want to get eaten.”53Arwing: “WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE yeah”

I don’t believe you were invited but you’re presence is endearing to me, Arwing.54You, on the other hand, were invited and you’re late, Agony’s romantic interest from prom.

DeShawn: “Can’t help it… the zombie apocolypse… it caught me… but I still made it… for my darling…”55Agony: “You’re so sweet, DeShawn.  Drip that fake green face paint all over our living room hardwood and my mom will drown you in angry bees though.  Fair warning.”56DeShawn: “Anything for my buttercup, my light, my love, my Dark Souls 3”

Agony: “Well at least I have one person that cares for me on my birthday.  That does make me feel more special than my family makes me feel like.”57And with that, does Wrath’s heirship over the family end here….58Agony: “Eh.  I’m not feeling it, Mr. Krabs.”

I, um.  Agree.  Eh.59Here are all three girls post makeover.  Serenity offically stands as a great kisser, a coward, athletic, easily impressed and loves the heat.  Her LTW is canine companion.  However, since she is not good like her sister, Justice will be the shoe-in heiress I was expecting her to be.  Serenity is darling cute though.  Not looking forward to her moving out.

Wrath: “What did the gay guy say when the bee stung him on the butthole?  “Aaah, my BUZZY”!”

Thanks for the unnecessary addendum, Wrath.60Agony, on the other hand, is a vehicle enthusiast, childish, easily impressed, eco FRIENDLY, and FRIENDLY.  Could you possibly be more anti-evil, Agony?

Agony: “My LTW is Jack of All Trades, which I will utilize towards my true life’s dream: To craft a car that runs on pure sunlight and positive vibes!”

Wrath: “OH HELL NO”61

I really like Agony.  I do, I like her face… and uh.  I like her face.  But her traits are so borderline non-evil.  Almost tauntingly so.

Agony: “So.  Um.  When does this… heiress stuff kick in?  I don’t feel any different that before…”

So we’ll see…


To Remember What I Forgot

A whole year.  Exactly one week short of a whole year to be precise.  Am I going for some sort of hiatus record or something?  Who knows.  The past year has been full of crazy shit like hospitals and broken hearts, but the number one reason for the hiatus is of course the computer.  Drivers and all that shit, if you recall.  Maybe future hiatuses won’t be so long.


1We left off on Justice getting her birthday, I remember that much.  Honestly that’s all I remember?  And I remember that it was the reason I realized something was wrong with the drivers in the first place.2Cute as a BUTTON, but naturally, as I do, I wanted to make her look even cuter and match her themes a little better.  Game decided that wasn’t such a good idea.  Every time I attempted to change her look in CAS, the game would shit out on me.  No matter what.  Sometimes instantly, sometimes right before I finish up on a wicked cool style.3*Greyed out fog of Deadgameitis*

Justice: “Please, don’t leave me in here like this”
4One year and one massive computer fix later, the game still decided that most of what I tried on her was JUST TOO MUCH, so her style is so much more simple than I wanted.  But at this point I just want to get over this shitty obstacle.

Game graphics, of course, don’t do her justice.

Peace: “You mean I waited a whole year for a tank top and shorts.  I could have been in bed all this time instead, it would be more beneficiary to me.”5Cynthia: “Talk shit about our daughter’s style and I’ll smear your face into the cake.”

Justice: “I feel the need to sit in a cozy corner in my room and blog for 48 hours straight.”

Her trait is God knows what.  It changed so many times and then has been a year since I even looked.  We’re going to say her new trait is flip-floppiness, because its probably been everything and more since now.6After the party FINALLY ENDED, I had to go find the rest of the family.  No idea what they would be up to, and finding them usually didn’t clear the answers for me.

Agony: “No idea where I’m at.  No idea what I’m doing.  Just know my hair is melting off my face from standing outside in the exposed radiation of this town for 358 days.”

Everyone looks a little funkier now I believe.  Or maybe they always did?  It’s been a year, I really remember nothing.7Serenity is really the only one that hasn’t seemed to suffer too much from toilet graphics.  She’s still adorable as all get out.

Serenity: “I try my best to separate myself from the rest.”8Justine across town has apparently improved on the other hand.

Justine: “Urghnksgngieneamdfkof fleas”

Maybe its her curse that is plaguing this land now that I think about it…9Happiness: *Smashes hand into the mic for four straight hours* “Probably should really retake some vocal lessons.  I cannot remember how to voice.”

At least his audience never changes so he never humiliates himself.  10After the birthday, Peace felt the need to teach Justice how to drive.  Just normal skill boosting.  But at least its in the new MM that Peace had in his inventory that I never knew he had!  Or I did and forgot about it.11Justice: “Finally!  I have perfected driving!” *Instantly crashes into fence*

So much for normality.
12*MM proceeds to abandon them in place as they crunch up together in a mini black hole*

Justice: “No daddy, I cannot drive stick.”

Peace: “Never ever ever ever ever make that joke again while you’re sitting in my lap, hun.”13Cynthia probably always had this outfit.  I don’t remember.  Either way, WHY CYNTHIA.

Cynthia: “Must reach, must work for that dild-I MEAN, that… fat skill bar… yeah… ayyy…”

Wrath: “The fuck is going on why is everyone else making bad sex jokes?!  That’s supposed to be MY shtick!  Heh heh… get it, “shtick”?  “Stick”?  …Wow that one was actually shit, even for me.”

Baal: “I thought it was ok enough.”14Pretty much off the bat no one has top tier need bars.  But at least Serenity isn’t passing out on the ground anymore?  At least she’s learning.

Serenity: “I have learned to just not pass out when you are looking, I MEAN zzz”
15Justice: “Love my sister.  But I really hope she gets enough energy to do her homework soon.  She’s failing so far behind now, it’s hopeless…”

Serenity: “Can’t care, bed hair, zzz”16*Even further down the walkway*

Agony: “Fuck what da teacher said”

Her grades are actually the best so far, she’s about to hit A+ at her rate.  Fingers crossed, I need that for once.17Ah.  In case I couldn’t forget that this little monster exists.18Hysteria: “You know you can’t forget me.  In the back of your mind, you know I’m the rightful heiress…  I’m the evil one, I’m the one the rules call for… I’m the one that should be holding the house spot, not that car humper, Agony…  Even after a year, you can’t forget that it should be me the spot goes to…”

Fuck it off, Hysteria and your smug ass grin and shit.  I’ve made up my mind I think.  No clones, no heirship!  I can break the rule at least once in the legacy, and I’m not sticking around with you!  Go back to the boarding school I banished you to!

Hysteria: “Fine… but know in the back of your little mind, you know rule breaking is against your morals… and I will be back… and you will doubt yourself again…”19Peace took his father out for a night on the town, mostly for MM boost needs for Happiness, but also because they need some father-son time.

Peace: “With all this rain out here, you don’t think you’re going to melt are you?”

Happiness: “Oh my goat, Peace, for the last time, I’m not a witch!”20Happiness: “I… do have something to admit though, son.  I have this burden I’ve hid from everyone for years.  I’m actually… *phone starts ringing very undramatically* … a vampire.”21Peace: “Dimmit, dad!  Are you SERIOUS?!  For the past 35 years of my LIFE, I just have been telling people you were an oversized pixie!”22Happiness: “Ok then?  I’m not a vampire?  Does that make it better?”

Peace: “Yes, that makes clearly more sense.”

Happiness: “What”

And then I suddenly remembered I couldn’t control Happiness anymore so I stopped making him tell his son all this stuff.
23Angela: “Dark Souls 3 is a pretty good game if you don’t put the disc in and play Mario Party 4 instead.”

Eunice: “Casuals like you do not have a place in the world, Angela!  Get out of my unlife!”24Eunice: “Seriously!  No sim since you has annoyed me so much as you have in all my years!”

*Cynthia walks by*

Eunice: “Nevermind, you’re SECOND most annoying now!”25Wrath: “Later everyone, I’m off to Narnia to do some lion poaching.”

I will never cease using Narnia jokes, even though the only movie I saw was Epic Movie and only book I ever read was the one where everyone dies in a car crash or a train or some shit.  Spoilers?  I don’t know.  I could be thinking of another series for all I know.26Peace: “I decided to take all of you to school in the MM today because of mood boosts.  Also I really don’t want to start yelling at my children for decomposing grade rates.  I cry when I have to do any form of discipline.”

Serenity: “But silly daddy, don’t you remember?  It’s a seasonal holiday!  We don’t have school today!”

Peace: “By George, you’re right!  I guess I’ll take all of you to the party Cynthia was invited to this morning, but can’t make it because she was too busy routefailing over toenail clippings.”27Agony: “Hey, you’re forgetting something… you’re forGETTING SOMEONE!!  YOU’RE FORGETTING ME!! PEACE!!!”

28Justice: “Never been to a party before.  Do you think they hurt?”

Serenity: “Don’t know.  All I know is I love dogs.  I will now love dogs forever.  By the way, has anyone seen my glasses?”29Justice: “Ah well, time to change into my ~~SUNDAY BEST~~”

Serenity: “Wow.  I don’t need glasses to see why we needed to change everything else besides your every day.”

Curse the crash rate.30Peace: “Glad to meet you Mr. Van, and must I say your house is lovely.  Your party is crap though.”

Van: *Smiles politely and plots a way to piss in this man’s shoes for the insult*31Peace: “Long time no see, sister!  In game life AND real life!  Its great to see you aren’t dead yet.”

Brave: “Thank you child of the earth. No idea who you are, but its nice to have someone grateful I haven’t croaked over yet.”32And that was the party.  Spring/Love day parties, whatever they are, suck.

Serenity: “But I just figured out how to get up on the porch without blindly tripping over the steps and busting my shins.”33Agony: “Fuck them and their MM.  I don’t need those losers to take me to a party that’s already over!  Look, my whip is here!  With my power to befriend vehicles, I can summon any vehicle to my whim!”34Agony: “Ay well fuck you too then.”35Justice: “As much fun as that party was, daddy, that party was not fun at all.”

Peace: “Then join me in the hot tub.  We got to get some use out of this thing, I didn’t drop about 10 grand on this thing for aesthetics, you know.”

Serenity: “Okie then.  But just so you guys know, I still love dogs.  That hasn’t changed.”

Justice: “Is that going to be your new useless quirk or something?”36Justice: “Daddy, please don’t be mad at me, but this is the only bathing suit they had left at the randomly generated CAS discount store.”

Peace: “I will never be mad at you, sweetie, just the universe we live in.”37Here’s a good picture of both girls just showing off how cute they are.  I adore both of them equally.  If Serenity ends up with the good trait, I’ll never be able to decide who would be heiress.38Agony: “I don’t understand!  Why am I being so isolated by those assholes?  All I wanted was to be included in their shitty little old person party and I got abandoned on the sidewalk.  I don’t do well with being excluded…”

Baal: “Because you’re trash I MEAN THEY ARE TRASH FUCK YEAH fuck them, do your own thing, you don’t need their approvals.”

Agony: “You’re right!  If I want to do things, I don’t need their permission!  I’ll do what the hell I want!”

Cynthia: “Please I just want sleep”39Peace: “Look girls!  The Sims 1 toes.”40Serenity: “EW DADDY NO KEEP THOSE AWAY FROM ME”

Justice: “Dad I’ve told you three times already you need to go to the doctor and get those checked out.”41Peace: “Er, hey Agony.  Would you like to joi-”

Agony: “Scoot over peons, I’m getting in the hot tub whether you want me to or not, and I will not take no for an answer!”

Peace: “We weren’t going to keep you out, but sure, come on in…”42Peace: “Agony, dear, this isn’t a snorkel tank, you can’t really swim around in this thing.”

Serenity: “What is she even doing.”43And then Agony’s leg got sucked into a drain at the bottom of the pool and she proceeded to drown.

Peace: “Why are my feet purple all of a sudden”

Peace: “I wish I had this thing insured.”
45Agony: *Crab-Dabs her way out of the hot tub*

Justice: “If I get out of this pool, it’s not going to break my arms too, is it?”46Agony: “I can’t believe you fuck bricks almost let me die in this thing!  Take your shitty hot tub I don’t want anything to do with the damn thing!  I’m leaving!”

Justice: “Finally.”47However, Agony snapping her leg off in the open drain pipe caused the hot tub to break.

Peace: “You got to be kidding me.”

Agony: “Finally, I did something right!  Evil ancestors please witness me.”
48And then Peace tried to fix it but it went bad so he wanted to sell it instead.  So much for the tub.49End of chapter townie updates:  This just in, Florida man caught holding his own hand and crying while walking down the street.50While going through the family tree to get grips of what’s going on, apparently at some point Anger died.  I did not know that (or, for the millionth time, I do not remember if I knew or not) RIP Anger, if I haven’t said RIP before.  You leave behind a grape for a granddaughter.51And lastly, and definetely least, Hysteria doesn’t like military school 🙂