Haunted Breakfast

1Last chapter, which was just posted only a few days ago (AMAZING, A RECORD), Dee Dee and Justice started dating.  Justice threw a holloween party to propose to Dee Dee at, but her father caught the kitchen on fire.  Dee Dee said yes to the proposal afterwards.

Hetal: “Grrrjkalghwegow”

Can you stop being a zombie and grow up for once.  Literally.2Justice: “I have no friends, and I would very much like to have a successful bachelorette party!  Let’s get to know each other, and maybe hang out sometime? :)”

Sabrina: “Did I give you permission to just walk into my house.”

Justice: “Haha, you did!  You forced it, actually!”

So apparently Happiness doesn’t know everyone (at least not the ones I recently added) so I made Justice at least go know them.  Or all who was home.  It was just me.
3And back at the house, Dee Dee got a makeover after moving into the house.

Dee Dee: “I hope this doesn’t look too gaudy.  I want Justice to think it’s cute.”

I’m really digging that hair.4Hysteria: “Why am I constantly cleaning up this nasty ass laundry!  I want to go out and do something bad, dammit!  I can’t do evil deeds while I’m picking up dirty clothes!  Get me a maid!”

And so we did.5Alex: “Oh god please let me bang your dad”

I hate her already.6Hysteria: “Your primary duties while under my command is laundry duty.  If I so much as find a pair of crusty panties under the fridge I will disembowel you and leave you for the werewolves.”

Alex: “Lol k”7Alex: “Can’t clean when I myself ain’t clean.  This dirty mouth do things that make teeth brushing top priority.”8Alex: “Alright sluts I’m done for the day.  Y’all owe me $125 and free lunch, so later skanks.”

Oh you are so going to die.9Sabrina: “I’m here.  I don’t BOYB so there better be snacks available.”

Justice: “I forgot all about snacks, Sabrina!  You see our beloved cat, sniff, Ariel, she’s dead!”

Sabrina: “Don’t be like this the whole party, I’ll leave with whatever you have in your fridge.”
10In the end the only other person that bothered to show up was this Patty chick.  No one else bothered to show but Oakley Bean, who took two steps on the porch, changed her mind and left.  So fugg’em.11Dee Dee: “I want to stant out here and hide in the outhouse, yall have fun.”

Naw, you getting involved, it’s your bachelorette party too!12Justice: “And because it’s your bachelorette party, I would like you to do the honors and give the toast if you could, please?”

Dee Dee: “Uh huh.  The Sabrina girl said she wouldn’t do it, didn’t she.”

Justice: “Yah, she’s eating all our Applebees leftovers now as we speak.”13Dee Dee: “As we all stand here today, I would like to remind everyone that if Justice doesn’t shave her arms, she looks like a wooly bully.”

Justice: *In the tiniest whisper* “the cat died”14Sabrina: “Yeah I’m just here to let you guys know y’all outta cheese now.”

The topiary enjoyed the speech.15Justice: “Yeaaaaah, drench me bb”

They can have fun on their own on their own bachelorette party.  They don’t need me.16You guys weren’t invited.

Happiness: *Sobs because he dug his old monkey suit out for this occasion just to get chased off*

Peace: “Nooo, the cat, the CAT”17Justyne: “I know you set me tables in the living room specifically to prevent me from doing something stupid like dancing in the bathroom, but who can resist a magic Red Rider Wagon in the back of this musty, wet, and empty backyard?!”

She has kind of a point but at the same time screw you.18Justice: “Mmph yeah ain’t she a work of art, dear?”

Dee Dee: “I got to go salvage the remains of our groceries in the fridge.”
19Peace: “Haha I found my way inside anyway, time to boogie!”

Sabrina: “He’s a safety hazard.”20Sabrina: *Breaks down into emotional sobbing, probably mid-life crisis related lol*

Peace: “Gurl u ok”21Sabrina: “Ok its over, I’m fine being 28 or whatever”

Peace: *His turn to sob because it’s contagious*22Justice: “I am now in my official trooper uniform because if you take one more item out of our fridge I will taze and arrest you for theft :)”

Sabrina: “Bitch”

Justice: “Rate my party 10 out of 10 on Survey Monkey please”23Finally, it’s starting to look like an actual bachelorette party in here.

Patty: “Patty do not do dance of celebration.”

Then leave bitch.24Just as the party begins, it ends.  Thanks Marlena.

Marlena: “I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single body do this much moving, even in my life!  Amazing.”25Sabrina: “Why does she always have to RUIN EVERYTHING!  I hate her so much, Justice!”

Justice: “Yeahhh, I know… I’ve considered getting a priest to exorcise her, or at least moving the tombstone to the junk yard…”26Sabrina: “Don’t you mean the graveyard?”

Justice: “Nah, no graveyard will take her, she’s been banned from every one of them from here to Twinbrook.”

Wrath: “Speaking of, that reminds me, I have to go take my weekly piss in her skull.  Later guys.”27Hysteria: “I can’t keep doing this anymore!  I want to smuggle, rob and murder, why do I keep wishing for wash, rinse and repeat!  I don’t want to do anymore LAUNDRY!  I want to kill people, like Alex!  I’ll join the criminal career finally if it ends my misery!”28So finally she did.

The criminal hideout here is also the local theater.  Not sure what kind of hideout that is though.  Between showings of Frozen 2 and Spiderman 29, there’s a crime family smuggling fentanyl I guess.29Justice: “Really want to have a great wedding but I got to get these potions wants out of my head.  If I really PUT MYSELF into my work, anything can be accomplished!”

If you think severing your torso will help.
30Justice: “GOSH DARN’IT! NOT AGAIN”

She’s never going to complete any of these wants.31Hysteria: “Y’all overcrowding my already ugly ass living room.  I can’t sleep with all you guys boo hooing over that stupid cat.  Let’s go on an outing to help you guys forget all about Ariel.”32Then she booted them out on the sidewalk and went back home to take a bath.

Peace: “This didn’t make me feel better about the cat at all :C”33Justice: “I may not be good at making the simplest of potions, but I’m bar none when it comes to making delicious meals!”

Be nice if you could utilize that talent elsewhere.34Hysteria: “She’s just stupid and depends on using a lot of salt.  Me on the other hand, I GRADUATED with this as my minor so I’m not a complete fuck up like she is.”35Hysteria: “FUCK”

Could have fooled me.36Justice: “Can’t wait for my wedding in the morning, zzz…”

Baal: “I can’t wait to taste the BLOOD OF INNOCENTS”37Hysteria: “Can you assholes not exist while I’m trying to eat breakfast?  I’m gonna summon a demon later to eat you all if you don’t go away.”38Hysteria: “Fuck it, lets do this.  You bastards can’t stop me.”

A plate nine meters away can keep them from going to work but it won’t stop them from inserting themselves into furniture.

I know the frame rate is like .02 per five years, but to be honest this does look fun.39Hysteria: “Don’t call me babe, because I won’t be calling you.”

Liam: “I feel dirty somehow.”40Hysteria: “Time to go walk the dog in nothing but charred underwear.  Didn’t know it was going to be snowing but walkies cannot wait!”

41Justice: “I know we waited a day longer than we should in order to get over the cat, but now it’s snowing on our wedding day!  I was hoping we’d beat the storm but I guess not… that doesn’t bother you does it?”

Dee Dee: “Are you kidding, I’m just happy to get married today with you!”

Justice: “Then shall we depart to the other side of the street!”42Justice: “I doubt it will stop snowing soon, but personally I think this makes the venue even more beautiful!”

Dee Dee: “Today is the perfect day after all to get married!”43Meanwhile Hysteria won’t be joining or caring because she is still walking the dog with no shoes and no fucks.  I didn’t think the area I was sending her to walk the dog to was going to be as far away as it is, but if she wants that want done then its whatever.

Hysteria: “I’m missing my first day of work for this.  Fucking great.”
44Justice: “You look so beautiful in that dress, dear!”

Dee Dee: “And you look just as lovely as the day we went dancing and you started hacking up disease and snot.  But alas, none of that matters now, let us get married!”45Dee Dee: “But first it’s gotten too cold so forget that mess, this overcoat will have to do.”

Are you serious.

Justice: “Dad my extensions fell out, can you find me a new wig?”

Peace: “Where am I”

46I am REFUSING them to have a Wal-mart outerwear wedding in this nice set up.  This is going to be a picture perfect wedding if I have to FORCE IT *slams an “outerwear” wedding dress over Dee Dee so hard it gives her whiplash*47Justice: “GASP!  You are just as beautiful as before, Dee Dee!”

Dee Dee: “Same to you!  Though I regret taking the other dress off.  At least that one had sleeves.  I guess I should be grateful this one at least has pockets.”48Dee Dee: “Thank you everyone for coming to our wedding!  It may be getting dark outside but the glow from your hearts and ours have brightened up the night!”

I added lights.

Dee Dee: “There’s no way our wedding will go wrong now!”50Dee Dee: “MAN do I REALLY have to take a leak right now though.”

You did NOT have to pee when this started Dee Dee, DON’T YOU EVEN.49Justice: “Oh please oh please, just hold it in for a few more minutes, just take the ring and you can run off to the restroom, if you wet yourself now, Sabrina will show up in person and eviscerate us.”

Dee Dee: “Lol is that why she wasn’t invited?”

Justice: “No I literally just forgot about her.  Doesn’t matter her simself is no fun anyway.”

Thanks guys.51Dee Dee: “Anyway, I CAN’T HOLD IT.  THE DAM IS BUSTING OPEN, JUSTICE”

Justice: “No, you can’t!  HOLD IT, Dee Dee!  Fold your dress in… like this… and HOLD IT IN!!”

Serenity: “My wedding wasn’t anything like this mess.”52Justice: “Oh God Dee Dee, I can hear her… the raging angry curses and hell to be brought down upon us!  Sabrina is so PISSED”

Dee Dee: “Not as pissed as I’m about to be”

Wrath: “This is a very lovely wedding after all!”

Happiness: “NO it isn’t!  Please let them have a do-over!”53That is the face of yet another sim that has ruined their own wedding to piss themselves at the aisle.

This is my fault for trying to have lovely weddings.
54Dee Dee: “Lol here ring”

Justice: “You could have given it to me 2 seconds earlier.”

Dee Dee: “The ring will last forever.  A painful bladder infection will last for days.”

Justice: “Yeah, good point.”55Thankfully, Dee Dee held on to her stink lines, because I WILL have at least a nice wedding photo if nothing else.56Dee Dee: “Now that that’s done FEED ME, I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE”

Justice: “I’m sawing as fast as I can!  It takes time to cut through a frozen wedding cake!”

Peace: “It might be easier to serve ice cubes from the freezer you know.”57Dee Dee: “And now that we are back inside the warmth of the house?  Bam.  Original wedding dress.”

Justice: “Nice.  I’ll do the same.”

You both disgrace me.58Justice: “To be honest, that dress is nice, but I bet it will look much better on the floor.”

Dee Dee: “Oooooh so frisky!”

Peace: “Please, not in my clean kitchen, I just had the soot scrubbed up…”59And so the chapter ends with them tainting the bed of Justice’s Grandfather, who never slept in it anyway from my guess.  So its all fine.

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All Hallows Flames

1Wrath: “UGH!  Dainty flowers?!  In MY house?! Did that statue decorate while I was in stasis, because I’m unnerved!”

No dumbass, you’re in the wrong house.  Stop mooching in Peace’s apartment for once.

Last chapter, Justice had to rescue her grandfather from his cross country marathon on a treadmill at the gym, and then she and Hysteria went on dates with their chosen significant others.  Hysteria went the cheap route and Justice got the flu.  2Justice: “And now I know why I’m constantly stuck with the plague!  Baal!  Get out of my bed!  You’re infested!”3Baal: “Have you ever noticed that the Ultra Fast Forward option for speeding up time in this game has NEVER worked?  Like isn’t it supposed to zip us through whatever thing we are doing?  It doesn’t go any faster than the three speed option!  And no one ever updated or patched that as far as I can tell.  Why even add or keep the option if it’s never going to be useable or fixed?”

Justice: “Look Baal, I love you, and adore you, but I’ll put up with your monologuing just as much as Agony does.  Please leave my room and don’t come back until you Febreze yourself at least.”
4Justice: “Oh who am I kidding.  If I don’t do it no one will.  No better way to bathe a dirty doggie than in my future wedding dress in a recently painted bathroom.”

This color scheme is like a Barbie nightmare.  The color scheme sounded fun on paper but the farther I went with it the more I regret this.5Happiness: “Annnnnd the final touch, grey cabinet doors to really make these patterns pop.”6Happiness: “And bam, the kitchen is finished.”

I hate these colors, but for some reason I like the kitchen the best.  This house is hell.  I regret sticking to their favorite colors as a decorating scheme when I decorate on a 3rd grade level.7Hysteria: “WHOEVER DICKED WITH MY KITCHEN LIKE THIS DESERVES A STEAK THROUGH THEIR HEART”

Happiness: “:C”

Hysteria: “GAH I’M SO ABSOLUTELY LIVID I COULD WALK ON HOT COALS!”
8And so she did as she wanted.

Hysteria: “I couldn’t walk on them while they were blazing hot so I guess I’m not as mad as I thought.”9Happiness: “I’m glad you cooled down a bit and decided to make dinner.  What we having tonight?  Baked beans please?”

Hysteria: “Back the fuck off because I really am about to steak you with this mixing spoon.”10Hysteria: “I’m off to town for some stupid unrelated wants and I stole Justice’s new bike but did she really have to paint it like a pastel fairy’s pile of vomit?”

Justice: “You didn’t steal it, its our share bike C:”

Hysteria: “I want to buy my own when I’m done collecting bugs.”

11

Hysteria: “Aww, this cute bird actually has melted my steely cold dead heart, I actually feel a little love in the world and I swear to fuck Agony if you actually punt this fucking bird I really will tear the remains of your head off and stick it on a pike.”

Agony: *Last second diversion and runs on by*12Hysteria: “Awww, it trusts me :)” *Crushes butterfly with palms*

Flying Butterfly: “BRADRICK!! NOOOO!”

Neck Kissing Butterfly: “Fuck this shit I’m out” *Nyooms off*13Hetal’s mother Jin is also here!  And she’s insane.  Because it seems this game likes to keep insane people together with the evil ones.  Seems morbid to me because I think of Evalin and her sister, but then I also have Wrath so coincidence probably.

Jin: “The fuck is that over your head.  How do you not get not completely soaked under that thing?  Getting pneumonia is the best part of this weather!”14Hysteria: “I’m giving you a heads up.  Your daughter may only be this high right now, but once she reaches the birthing age I’m locking her in a cellar to raise my spawn creations for me, understood?”

Jin: “Oh thank god.  You’re doing me a service.  I was afraid Hetal was going to be stuck a crazy cat woman but you’re doing me good :)”15I tried to make her be friends with yours truly since my house was nearby?  But I wasn’t home.  I’m never home.

I also had added my irl friends in the game in a house nearby and I already see they’re going rogue and dicked up their appearances without my PERMISSION.  No wonder I’m never home.

James: “I’ll be your friend if you want to.”

Hysteria: “On second thought I don’t want to be any of you guys’ friends.”16Checking in on Peace and Wrath.  They’re still placid.

Peace: “I just had a genius idea.  More lightbulbs.  I want my countertops to be seen glistening from SPACE”17Ariel: “HEY, Justice!  You’re girl is here.  You best go primp up a bit or at the very least get a burn kit”

Justice: “GRAAAHTWJGAIDKFDLAU???”

Dee Dee: “Hmmm.”

18Dee Dee: “Nope bye”

Justice: “NO WAIT, please come back!  I’ll hop in the shower and bandage myself up just give me some time please!”

I don’t think Justice is ever going to complete those potion table wishes any time soon.
19Justice: “I’m so sorry about that earlier, but now I’m squeaky clean, bought you roses and followed you all the way home at 3 in the morning!  I promise I’m doing my best to better my skills and knowledge and not a weirdo at all.”

Dee Dee: “GASP!  That really is devotion!  I was having some slight doubts about this, but I’m so sorry I didn’t think that through at all!”21Justice: “Soooo, with that, do you think there’s any chance you would like to be… you know…”

Dee Dee: “Your girlfriend?  You needn’t ask.  You know I will.”22I have a feeling these are going to make a lovely couple.23Ding dong, daily check in with these guys.

Raccoon: “I ate the house.  Before Wrath died she asked me to break her ankles at a certain angle so the coroner could see just how vogue her shoes are.”24Hysteria: “I just love waking up to actual wants to DO FUCKING LAUNDRY.  When am I going to get to want to KILL SOMEBODY?!”

Justice: “Honestly I wish I knew exactly how you got this table to work.  I didn’t realize how long I’ve been cruising on these potion wishes and all my sweet date wishes for Dee Dee keep getting missed on for this.”25Gotta keep missing out on some more of those wishes, from the looks of it.

Justice: *Obtains black lung*26Justice: “I love having you around, Grandfather.  But don’t you think you should go home now and check on the rest of the family at least?”

Happiness: “I’m lost in this new town, my dear.  I have no idea where I live.  Also what are you doing with your hair, it looks absolutely lovely today.”

Justice: “Granfather?  That’s a houseplant.”

No wonder he’s lost.27Justice: “Agony’s fists may be able to cause death to butterflies, but in my hands I have the power to create life.”28Justice: “Behold!  Goldie fish!!”

*Plants instantly crystallize for some reason*29Justice: “GASP!  It’s that time of the year already!  Spooky day is upon us!”

It’s February.

Justice: “Nonsense!  I want to hold a lovely block party for all my friends!  Granted I have no friends outside Dee Dee and my family, luckily though, Grandfather let me borrow his directory!  For some reason he knows everyone in this town, just like he did in Hidden Springs.  We still don’t know why.”
30Happiness: “I gotta recycle my old outfits because I only get to use them once a year and otherwise they’re taking up space in my closet.”

Nice costume, Mizzcutto or whatever your real name was.

Mizz: “Thanks.  I’m a motorcycle.”31Serenity: “Justice!  Can I use spooky day costume while on prenegent, or is it dangertops”

Dee Dee: “Wow, Justice.  Classy sister of yours to come crawling out of the trailer park.  Hardly a week in and she’s already getting knocked up by randoms.”32Serenity: “Nonsense!  I did it the traditional way!  My man may be trashy but he didn’t skimp on the ring just for me!”

Agony: “She’s right.  It was truly romantic.  They met, got married AND made that baby in the back seat of the same Uber on the same night!”33Something told me that Jin would show up if I invited her, and something else just told me she’d show up as a hot dog.

Jin: “My face is the avacado! :)”34Dee Dee showed up as an undead pirate rockstar?  It’s different but I really have no idea what she’s going for.35Justice: “No matter what she is dressed up to be, she is still beautiful to me.”

Dee Dee: “Well I see you just wore your work clothes for Spooky day.  At least I gave it some creative effort.”

36Justice: “As much as I would love to get the party started and we spend time with our friends, I love you very much and I have something that I really, really want to ask you… Dee Dee, do you… hear a fire alarm going off?”

Dee Dee: “I do, as a matter of fact, and it sounds awfully close…”

Please not right now…37Happiness: “Nope, not in here.  And the potions table isn’t on fire.  There’s no fire on this lot.  The sound bugging out again probably.”

Yeah but it’s SO LOUD and sounds like it has a source somewhere…38Peace: “That is the loudest fire alarm I have ever heard in my life, and I’m not even wearing my hearing aids!  Wrath!  Are you smoking pot in my bathroom again?!”

REALLY PEACE.  YOU HAD TO DRESS AS A FIREFIGHTER SO WHAT, YOU HAD TO ROLEPLAY THE PART IN REAL LIFE TOO?

Peace: “What did you say I can’t hear anything”39Dee Dee: “Huh.  Must be an important emergency.”

Justice: “I’m so sorry, I’ll be back!  My duty as a cop, and as a REAL cop, is to protect the citizens!  That and my dad is about to die brb”40Hetal: “Bitch you aren’t going anywhere.  I demand candy.”

Justice: “Look sweaty my dad is a moth when it comes to an open flame so I kindly recommend you get your hand out of my shoulder socket and let me do my job.  You aren’t even wearing a costume, and party poopers don’t get treats.”41Justice: “Dad!  I’m on my way to save y-”

Happiness: “GET OUT OF MY WAY, I’M COMING MY SON!  DADDY IS COMING TO RESCUE YOU!!”

Justice: “Well, I mean… I guess it’s great that Grandfather is a caring loving man.”
42No rush, Peace doesn’t think it’s an emergency.

Peace: “Oh my dearest Cynthia!  How I miss you so.  If only you could see how dedicated our Justice is and how Serenity is going to make us first time grandparents.  And my dearest Izzypop, from whichever star you are living at, I still love you, sob SNIFF”

Good thing you were never a real firefighter.43Happiness: “PEACE!  What have I TOLD you about playing with the stove!!?!”

Peace: “Dad?  Hey dad.  I am baking a salad for dinner  :)”

Happiness: “What you’re DOING is burning the house down!  You’re grounded for a week.”
44Peace: “OH NO!  DAD THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!  OH GOD I JUST HAD THIS WALLPAPER CLEANED!”

Happiness: “Oh my poor sweet, stupid, stupid son.  This is my fault you came out this way.  You inherited your mother’s blatant stupidity, and I could have prevented that if I only knew what a condom was.”45Wrath: “What’s red and bad for your teeth?  A brick!”

Justice: “Cousin Wrath, please do not come in here!  This kitchen is tiny enough as it is and with all of us packed in here we will never find a fire extinguisher.”

Happiness: “Come on, son.  This way to the exit.  Please follow me and stop screaming.”

Peace: “THIS IS INTERFERING WITH NAPTIME!!!”46Hysteria: “I REALLY have to do everything around here, don’t I?  You guys are fucking broke!”

Wrath: “Hey Agony, did you hear my joke earlier!  A brick!  Haha I’m good.  I found my joke book you hid in the toilet tank by the way.”47Justice: “Cousin Wrath, PLEASE!  Don’t keep walking INTO the fire!  You’re going to catch fire with that cheap Wal-Mart costume!”

Wrath: “Heh.  Brick.”
48Hysteria: “Too late, I caught fire first.  Look at my ass.”

Justice: “NOOOOOO!  NOT YOU!!”

Peace: “Never fear!  A real firefighter is here!”

Maggie: “Your choice in tv is shit.”
49Maggie: “Hm.  You seem to have it under control.  Do you just need pointers or something?”

Justice: “To be honest, she really does need help.  Can you, if nothing else, at least put her pants out?”50Maggie: *Goes for a reverse choke slam*

Hysteria: “Bitch does this LOOK like the time for the WWE in here?!”51Wrath: “How many DEAD BABIES does it take to FIRE”

Justice: “SEE!  WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!”52Hysteria: “EXCUSE YOU I WAS BURNING FIRST, CAN’T ANYONE TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION HOW MUCH MORE IMPORTANT I AM!?”

Justice: “I’m working on it!  I can only see with so much fire in my literal eyeballs!”
53Peace: “NO JUSTICE!  NOT YOU TWO!”

Maggie: “Can yall stop passing that around like its the damn flu or something.  Jeez.”
54Peace: “I just can’t believe she would just put herself in harm’s way like that.  That’s so dangerous and stupid and I raised her better than that.”

Justice: “DAD THIS WOULDN’T HAPPEN IF YOU COULD STOP TRYING TO COOK HEADS OF LETTUCE IN THE OVEN”55Peace: “Yall nasty and leaving soot prints all over my clean pristine floor”

Wrath: “That’s it.  I’m putting rat poison in your denture water tonight.”55Justice: “The fire is over Maggie but whatever.  You weren’t really all that helpful.”

Then the party ended and everyone across the street said it sucked.  Sob.56Justice: “But I’m glad you’re still here!  Yay, my love!”

Dee Dee: “Yeah, just chillin.  Tried to leave, but you called me back and like a dummy I returned.  Glad to see you’ve cooked yourself in a deep fryer again.  Sigh, your level of self care…”57Justice: “But you came back, and your devotion to me is ever so special and wonderful, and as I was saying earlier before my dad tried to burn the retirement home down… I have something important to ask you.”

Dee Dee: “Oh?  What’s that?”58Justice: “This isn’t how I imagined it to go, Dee Dee.  I wanted all our friends and family to be here to watch this moment, and I didn’t think I would once again, be covered in soot and burns, but now is probably one of the better moments I’ll ever get to ask you this.

Dee Dee Wynn, will you marry me?”
59Dee Dee: “Oh wow!  This is lovely!  Of course I will marry you!  This is a definite yes from me!”

Justice: “You have made me the world’s happiest cooked porkchop!”60AND THEN the cat died.

Dee Dee: *prods ceiling with umbrella*  “Nope, it wasn’t asbestos.  I guess the cat was just old.”
61Death: “It’s time to go to that cat house in the sky, Ariel.  Say goodbye to your owner, OH by the way, congradulations on your engagement, Justice!”

Justice: “Sniff, sob, thank you?”62Ariel: “I don’t trust any of this.  You’re going to steal my face aren’t you.”

Death: “Nonsense!  What business do I have stealing the faces of any creature I move to the other side??”63Then he stole her eyes.

RIP Ariel.  I tried to give you a good life from living on the street for the short time you were with us.  Though with these people maybe I made it worse.64Dee Dee: “I’m sorry your cat died.  Um, sympathy flowers?”

You can’t fool anyone like that Dee.

Justice: “SOB.  REALLY.”

Hysteria: “Look hoe if you’re hitting on me, I’m going to hit you back.”65Hysteria: “Justice get your bitch.”

Justice: “We just got engaged, Dee Dee.  If you do this to me I might get so upset I will like, cry and stuff.”66Dee Dee: “Awwww man.  But… them boobies…”

Justice: “Trust me hun.  They aren’t even real.”66Dee Dee: “Wow, engagement and all and that cat’s death went and ruined our entire date, just like that.”

Hysteria: “Nah, I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re a thot.”67Hysteria: “FUCK my lip busted”

Dee Dee: “Ew you’re like, leaking and stuff.  Yeah, nevermind, I’ll stick to Justice.”

Anyone Seen Starla?

Hello, I hope everyone has had a good Thanksgiving and a good time since my last post in general, heh

I’m just popping in to see if anyone has heard from Starla, from The Creeper Legacy? You know this masterpiece that I drew massive inspiration on?

I was following her on Twitter for a while and today I had realized I hadn’t seen her post in a while, and when I went to snoop I think she deleted?  I’m usually a person who usually lets people do their own thing, delete if they feel like and all, but she had been having a really hard time for a while with life things during the last few weeks or months she posted, so I’m just a bit worried…

If anyone knows, idk maybe just let her know I was thinking about her?  I was hoping she was alright…

Flea Bitten Love

1Justice: “Not sure if this telescope even works.  I can’t see a single thing out there!”

Might have something to do with you not looking through the actual eye piece.  Just saying.2Or it could also be that I put the dumb thing under the fighter jets.  I doubt there are stars under there.3Justice: “Oh dear, the ghosts have come out.  I hope they like our new home.  And don’t get too lost around here exploring it.”

Don’t think we’ll have that problem with Marlena.  She probably won’t leave the yard.4Hysteria: “She’s out there fucking with the ghosts when she needs to get in here and order some chairs on Amazon before this tub leaves a permanent dent in my ass.”

All in due time.  I’m only changing the house bit by bit so I don’t accidentally trigger a game crash.5Justice: “Granny Angela, please.  Don’t put your head in the chemical mix.  I’m trying to make something nice, but it’s not exactly Hawaiian Punch right now in its current state.”

Angela: “Glub glub”6Angela: “Well since I’m not allowed to drink the window cleaner/clothes detergent mix, I’m going to take a nap.  Can’t wait to break in this new luxurious bed.”

I literally just put that down for Justice, can you not.7Baal: “Are you awake?”

Hysteria: “No I’m not, screw off.”

Baal: “I was just thinking.  In the pretty patties episode of Spongebob, Spongebob knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he destroyed his profits in all those extreme ways.  Because he knew Mr. Krabs was watching, and would find out.  He did it on PURPOSE because he knew that was exactly how he was going to exact vengeance on Krabs for insulting him over his new idea.  Think about it.  Spongebob even told them they would all see his vision, and of all things, he knew Krabs hated wasting money.  So what did he do?  Explain in extreme detail all the ways he destroyed and eliminated all his profits.  And when asked about his success, he rolled his eyes to that reporter and said “I don’t know”.  He knew full well what he was doing.  He only wanted his idea noticed, and the money meant nothing to him.  The only thing more important to Spongebob than his idea in that episode was the Krusty Krab itself, which was the only thing he gave in to Krabs for his idea.  He could have donated that money to the Krusty Krab if he wanted to even, but he didn’t.  He destroyed it.  Only to get back at Krabs for hurting his feelings.  Spongbob is fucking hardcore.  He’s fucking OG for pulling that extreme vengeance shit.”8Baal: “Oh, by the way?  You really shouldn’t sleep with that hat on.  Your hair is gonna rot off and you’ll go prematurely bald.”

Hysteria: “How in the FUCK are you even able to talk to me”

Baal: “Oh I meant BARK”9Hysteria: “The hell is this?  I get out of bed to actually listen to the dog’s advice and change my hair and this dirty bitch just swoops on into my bed?  Get out, Justice.”10Hysteria: “And bitch, why are you even dirty in the first place?”

Justice: “Almost blew the kitchen up last night but it’s ok, because its a new day and we are still alive!  Isn’t being alive great!  I’m going to make breakfast, and we will celebrate our lives with our pancakes on the edge of the bathtub together!”

Hysteria: “Don’t track your nasty sooty socks over my clean floor, and don’t come back into my room ever again.”

11Hysteria: “REALLY?  I chase one bitch off and this one swoops in instantly and takes her place?  Why does everyone got to ruin my morning?!”

Jealousy: “Look, hoe.  I’m your grandma.  I can do what I want.  Move me and I will ensure your life is a living hell.”12Speaking of grandparents, Happiness is still on the treadmill at the gym.

Happiness: “The burn never stops!  Especially for us undead types.  The burn never starts for us.  Seriously, I’m having no issues even after running all night.”

Please don’t starve to death.13I wanted to try to get the girls to focus on looking around the town for potential mates (even though we’re set for Hysteria, its still good to look) and since Hysteria wanted to go to the park, we looked around.  All that’s at the park today seems to be family though.

Serenity: “Nothing wrong with that.  I love spending time with family.”

Hysteria: “I hope you drown in this bucket.”14Hysteria: “How in the deepest hell pit am I supposed to grab these things with this stupid fat lip?!  Honestly, how did Agony not starve to death…”

Naturally Serenity won.
15No vendors at this festival either.  No one works at these stupid things.

Hysteria: “And I WILL stand here until I am allowed to spend my festival tickets!  I DEMAND IT.”

Forget it, its literally not happening.
16Hysteria: “Wow, look who popped out from the dumpster she now lives in.  If its not my face donor.”

Agony: “You BITCH, I’m not living in a dumpster!  I’m just looking for my contact lens.”17Hysteria: “I’ll be generous today.  Beat me in a game of pie devouring, and I will grant you your face back if you win.  If you lose however, you must relinquish your most sacred possession…”

Agony: “Hmmmm, a chance to get my nose back at the risk of my complete CD collection of Usher’s greatest hits?  Sounds worth it to me!”

Hysteria: “I meant your soul, but to be honest that also sounds just as good.”
18Oh, that’s kinda scary to watch.19Hysteria: “I KNEW I would win against no lips!  At least I have an advantage over someone in this world!”

Agony: *Has a blueberry stuck in her last tiny nostril hole and can’t breathe right now*20I guess in the end, at least one of them had a great night.  It isn’t Agony.  She lost all her good CDs 😦

Agony: “Forget the discs, I’m dying, call the hospital…”

21Meanwhile I was scrolling around the town at townies that were keeping clear away from the festival tonight.  So far the only other good I can see is this dude in the cowboy hat and, eh.

Hat: “I uh, am nice to puppies.”

I don’t even remember his name lol22You still over here, Happiness?  Cool.

44: “Whoever told me it was a good idea to exercise without pants is the Devil.  Must not… let… go… don’t want to… lose my member…”23Dee Dee: “Urhm…”

Hysteria: “JUSTICE!  YOUR BITCH IS HERE! COME GET HER BEFORE SHE ENDS UP LIKE THE PAPER BOY!”24Dee Dee: “Nah, I’ll just call her from the safety of my house, bye.”

Hysteria: “Good, don’t come back.”

Justice’s first date night went splendidly.
25Now that I acquainted myself with the town, time to ruin it.  I went on an adding spree and brought in the rescued sims from Hidden Springs.

Veronica: “I was doing well just being lost in whatever sewer I was trapped in in the last town, thank you very much.”

Nascar: “Why won’t I die already”26Jamie also came along, along with his 5 dogs.  His vampirism trait, however, missed its plane to Moonlight and will be late getting here.

Jamie: “You packed all the mutts to keep me company but left behind all my children and beloved ones?!”

Yes, those nasty boring 2 gens worth of sims are gone forever.  Rejoice and start over, Jamie.

Jamie: *Has sad*27And then there’s MEEEEE

Moving along now.
28Tyrone loves his new trailer so much he’s melded into it.

Toaster: “I don’t know these people.  I asked to be left behind to die and I get ignored.  My life is a never ending disaster.”29Toaster walked into his new home and evolved in to Mega Toaster.

Toaster: “Oh, fuck all.”

Tyrone: “Our fiberglass insulation is in my nose but at least it looks like its in good condition.”30Rodrigo!  So glad you could survive!  Welcome to your new home!  Do you like your new family?

Rodrigo: “…” *Instantly moves out*

Cruelty: “The smartest out of all of us.”31Back at the house, Justice has returned from her first day at work in the new town!

Justice: “Being a snitch and working as an undercover hooker has it’s downsides.  Like hooker fleas!  They are more itchy than regular fleas!  But everything is good!  I like all my co-workers!  Except Nasty Natalie.  She gave me fleas.”32Hysteria, determined to not catch fleas from her gross cousin, took a bath in her clothes apparently.

Hysteria: “Buy me a dryer now.”

Sigh.  Dryer and washing machine are now in the garage.  Expect nasty clothing piles for a while.33Because of my settings I realized I can watch the other family members from across the street without the houses being in the way.

Peace: *is dead*

Happiness: *is going for a cross country marathon on that treadmill still*34This is the first time in a LONG time I’ve seen a ghost actually possess something!  Great to see them be active again, even though this is going to wake up and piss off Hysteria for the second night in a row.35Hysteria: “Eh, its ok.  It’s actually kind of funny, seeing as that is Liam’s actual skull after all.”

Liam: *Sobs in his own head*36Justice: “Hey, I have a question for you, if you’re awake.”

Hysteria: “zzmmmmf, I’m NOT.”

Justice: “If your favorite color says that it is hot pink, how come your room is purple?”
37Justice: “Oh, you fixed it.  Hmm.  It’s actually a little more unsettling now in this color.”

Hysteria: “Everybody is a critic.”38Justice: “Oh how I adore Agony so much.  My dearest cousin, and best friend!”

Is that why you shattered your breakfast plate on her carpet and won’t clean it up?

Justice: “Shh, shh, accidents happen, she won’t have to find out.”39Morning socializing on the phones with their potential significant others.

Justice: “Fun.”

Hysteria: “What do you MEAN you’re in social studies class?!  You’re lame. Skip class or screw off for all I care.”40Hysteria: “Since the little gremlin is still in baby school, I want to go see the fortune teller.  I’m gonna knock her out and she’ll never even see it coming.”

She got a fortune about not trusting dead people or something. 41I also had her tattoos fixed because they were peeving me to no end.42Hysteria: “To thank them for fixing the disasters that Justice put on my skin, they can have this pie I found in the parking lot.  It’s old, but I don’t really care.”

*Old tattoo still happening because the tattoo artist is a FRAUD, DAMMIT TRY AGAIN*43Justice: “Is he still here?  Hasn’t it been like 3 or 4 days?  Oh dear.”44Justice: “Grandfather, I’m here to rescue you.”

Happiness: “OH THANK GOODNESS!  I’m about to starve to death!  Could you imagine, they finding my starved, but very built, corpse rolled up in the treadmill?  Horrific, I’d say.”45Justice: “By the way, grandfather, I got fleas.  I don’t recommend coming within ten feet of me, like you are now.”

Happiness: “On the other hand, running away right now might not be a bad investment.”46Justice: “Now that my grandfather has been rescued, I can now continue with my plans tonight with my date!  I sure can’t wait to have a good night in this rain and probably ruin what is probably my future wedding dress that was made in advance for me :)”

Guy who isn’t even here on the lot: “What a lovely thought bubble.  I live here in it now.”47Dee Dee: “Shall I escort you inside, Miss Fallen?”

Justice: “I’m so happy you could make it!  And you look lovely in that dress.”

Dee Dee: “The same could be said for you, my dear.”48And so, their date so easily became one out of a fairy tale.49Dee Dee: *thinks of she keeps dipping Justice away from her, she won’t get as many fleas as possible*

Justice: *Is actually just sweating that hard*50MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BRIDGE AT A BAR

Hetal: “I’m not actually old enough to drink on this date but really my age doesn’t stop me from doing so.”

Hysteria: “Hm.”51Hysteria: “I got wants I’d rather do, so take a friendship potion and fuck off until you’re 18!”

Hetal: “You BITCH, you were supposed to buy me alcohol!”52But their date outing went SO WELL due to their newfound friendship and mutual understanding, the outing ended and Hetal went home to do homework.  Or not.  She doesn’t seem like the homework type.53Hysteria: “Hey, skank, where’s the house key?!  My date is over and I’m not pooping in a public restroom!”

Dee Dee: “AGH, she scared me!  I’m sorry about your foot!”

Justice: “You didn’t step on my foot, a giant flea got me good in the leg!  I had to scratch it immediately!”54Then between the bubonic plague from the fleas or the pneumonia from the rain or just Hysteria’s presence in general, poor Justice got sick on her date.

Justice: “That’s just gravy.”55Justice: “I’m so sorry… I didn’t expect to come under the weather as sudden as I did… I got to call the date short, Dee Dee…”

Dee Dee: “It’s ok, dear.  This has been a wonderful night.  And we can have another night like it some other time.  Just rest and get better ok?”

Hysteria: “The fuck is this music.  No wonder you’re so queasy all of a sudden, this is garbage.  I’m gonna play a real song for this shitty club to get down to.”56Hysteria: *Twangs out an acoustic version of Usher’s Yeah song*

Justice: “Whoa she just poofed.  I don’t think I’ll get used to the witchy side of these people in this town.”

Spoiler alert, Dee Dee is also a witch, like Hetal (spoiler alert, Hetal is definitely witch, I don’t exactly say these things, but I think it was just obvious with her get up)

Anyway, here we end the chapter until the next chapter.

 

The New Locals

1To placid and cool Moonlight Falls!  Look at how crisp and clean it is.2Moonlight was chosen as our new town since I spent a while researching other towns, trying to research all the good and evil townies and deciding based on that.  But I decided that wasn’t as fun as moving to an unknown town and finding who is good/evil as a surprise.  So between Moonlight Falls and Isla Paradiso, or buy an entirely new town altogether (and risk tanking my computer), I chose Moonlight, as it best seemed to fit the family’s themes.3So, lets officially give our heiress’ the reins and introductory cards to go on the facts pages.  Hysteria’s full list of traits now reveal her to be brave and neat, along with everything else.

3And Justice for the record as well.4They were moved into a pre-made house solely because I just didnt want to deal with lag and crashes while dealing with build mode, even though the new town runs so smoothly right now.  I just didn’t want to jinx it.

Justice: “There is nothing wrong with this!  Such a lovely, modest house, and it’ll really perk up once I hang some nice sunny curtains around the living room.” 5Hysteria: “I don’t understand.  We have half a million simoleons and we pick a dumpy renter house?  As heiresses we should have the pick of the mill, shouldn’t we?”

Justice: “We don’t need wealth to be happy!  Simple and contemporary is where it’s at.  We start a simple life on a smaller lot, and our lives will run so much smoother and better, and we will be happy!  You’ll see!”

Hysteria: “Hm we’ll see how much happier and smoother you’ll be when I run your face over this splintery old floor.”
67Super fast tour of the house lay out.  It really is simple.  As time goes on I’m sure I’ll build onto it and I’m going to, for the most part, let their wishes dictate what type of furniture we get.8There’s plenty of space.  A very humble back yard that just needs the right Fallen touches to make it home.
9There we go.  All done and normal now.10Agony: “Hey.  A mailbox just materalized across the street.  Did we just get new neighbors?”

Nope.  I ended up having the family buy a second lot because even though I said I wasn’t going to build a house for these guys, I uh, ended up building a house for these guys.

I never said I was good at sticking to plans.

12Welcome to the “secondary” home for the Fallens!  Here is where the family members I don’t play with can hang out in (until they wander back over to the main house and refuse to leave for I’m sure many reasons).

I can’t find any rules saying they can’t have their own “retirement” homes.  It’ll probably end up being the main home anyway, but at the rate my game drags down, a lot of sims on one lot probably doesn’t help.  So they can “move out” without moving out.  It’s a win win!14Starting the tour, with Wrath!  Come on into your new abode, you earned it!

Wrath: “I earned shit?  What kind of unfinished dump is this, you forgot to fucking recolor the roof walls, what kind of craftmanship is this?!”

Well you can always live in a dumpster for all I care really.
15Wrath: “What a living room.  I can’t wait to drink cyanide in here and die surrounded by furniture like this.”16Wrath: “You’ll listen to my jokes for the rest of my days, won’t you?”

Statue: “I was told I was being ported into an Elder Scrolls game, not this mess.  I wish for death and corruption.”

Wrath: “That’s the spirit!”17Across the yard, Happiness and Peace were less picky about their set up.

Happiness: “Can’t wait to actually get some paint and match the wood grains of the windows up to the front door.”

Nevermind.  They’re picky.
18Happiness: “Love this view of the living room!  I can see behind the tv from here!”

Nice, simple, bright style.  A lively house that my lively boys will enjoy.
19Too bad I apparently can’t remember how to add fish in the fucking fish tank, they just BODY SLAM THEMSELVES THROUGH THE DAMN THING AND LAY THERE

Tuna: “I’m ded lol”20Ok, time to three speed through this tour, because the laziness kicked in.  I used blueprints, by the way, to get a layout and a decent symmetry of the two houses.  Just like with the other house, it’ll evolve into a proper Fallen house over time.21The good house got a gym and an art studio, along with their basics, and the evil house got a back foyer and a home entertainment room.  Bedrooms and spare bedrooms will get prettyfied as time goes on.22Evil backyard poolside and garden…23Good backyard side and garden.  May it stay clean and simple.24Hysteria: “You mean to tell me… my shitty mother and her bumfuck cousins get the penthouse treatment and I’m forced to shovel it in this dump asbestos packed town house?  If that isn’t the largest load of shit I’ve been dealt with since living my whole life in a boarding school…”

Be happy.  Why aren’t you happy?  I abided by your first wish.  You were given a potions table.  Go blow your kitchen up and be happy.

Hysteria: “At least I got poisons to play with and die to.”

Not what I meant I think.25Agony: “Well, there goes Serenity, taking off instantly to be free in this new world…  No need for her to stay in this family and take up space, so maybe… I should too.  I should also take this opportunity to restart my life.  Take up a new name, a new title, and start fresh.  This could be my chance of a lifetime…”26And with that, Serenity finally left the family roster, and Agony went her way.  Forging her own path in the opposite direction, letting the sidewalk take her to destinations anew.

Sike, I moved them out together into an even tinier house next to a graveyard somewhere.  27In doing so, I looked around this town again since I don’t remember much from the Supernatural playthrough at this point.  The weather stone usually lands in interesting locations, but this one decided to pick a very bland and uninteresting spot to bore me with.29I don’t recall there being well houses in the sims, but there are a few in this town, and I find them so cute!  They clearly aren’t built in build mode, so I wonder if they are hidden items in testing mode or something.28This one is a bit ominous to me.  A chain on a well house either means something is being kept out… or kept in.

Then again.  It could just be for security purposes.  After all I’m used to secret back sheds having dead bodies in them at this point.

Edgardo: *Ghostly distant frustration groans*30The decrepit abandoned house in the middle of town looks just as spooky as ever.  I should peek around here at night and see if any spookies hang around this place, like the mineshafts at Twinbrook. 31Speaking of, I’m feeling a lot of Twinbrook homey vibes now!  A budding trailer park!  Can’t wait to make friends with the locals in this town.32Anyway, got horribly distracted and tried to find well houses in buy mode and debug mode and town edit mode, etc, and I just can’t.  I actually can’t find half the stuff I could have sworn I used to have access to… and ended up decorating the town with random stuff.  Like the Island Paradise statues.  This one looks over the town on one side, protecting it from harm and evil.33The one placed on the other side of town… doesn’t give the same vibe to be fair.  He kinda looks less protecting and more menacing from this point of view.  I tried not to though.34Added another on the beach for good measure.  Got to protect the legacy family from crazy Death children trying to build maze dungeons for their evil reasons.35Added a couple more in the ocean to protect the town against Cthulu and pirates but effed up and one of them is magically floating and I can’t fix him so let’s just go back to the legacy house for the time being.36Justice: “All that neat stuff in Edit Town and all you give us is a stop light.  In the middle of our street.”

In hind sight, and to be fair, it will probably do more good than a yield sign at a cross road.  But then again I know as much about proper signs in proper places than sims do about actually driving.
37Happiness: “Alright then, with that I’m out to do a bit of work.  Time to dazzle this town and get me some new fans!  Watch the house while I’m gone, son!”

Peace: “I think that’s what I was already doing, since I haven’t moved from this morning…”38Time to get started on scouting the town.  Justice wants to start her wishes by meeting someone new, and what better way to look for good and evil sims.

Justice: “Howdy!  I just moved into town and cannot wait to get to know our new, wonderful neighbors!”

Janet: “Neat.”39Janet: “K, bye.”

Justice: “Well she nyoomed away so fast it about took my face off.  No matter.  I’m sure she has other things to do, and we’ll probably be fast friends soon, as she’s going to be one of my co-workers from the looks of things!”
40Wrath: “No wait.  Hold on.  I’m formulating a good dick joke if you give me five more minutes.”

Nah.  Just making sure y’all haven’t burned the place down yet.  Carry on.41Happiness: “LAME.  No good traited people here for my granddaughter, just stinky hippies recycling the local garbage for the good of the environment!”

Rainflower: “Babe, I don’t like this guy… he’s… he’s wearing a real leather coat!”

Happiness keeps getting song-a-grams and it helps to scout the town.  So far there’s nothing to find though.

42You guys still boring as ever I see.

Wrath: “At least I’m putting effort into it.  Fartass over there thinks he’s going to live on the sidewalk forever.”

Peace: “Nah, it’s just… Dad took the house keys with him when he went to work.  I got to wait til he comes back and lets me in.”43Hysteria: “YES.  Finally finished my first wish.  Now to pour it in Justice’s morning orange juice and head to town to meet some new people of my own!”44Hysteria: “Listen to my guitaring and appreciate my presence, you peons.  Else you will be burnt down with this shack.”

Argus: “Burnt down…?  To be honest that might be less painful than the guitar twanging.”

Pappy: “I don’t know, the high pitched string plucking sounds like a nice warm dog whistle and it really revs my engine.”
45Justice: “Coming in to watch a cooking channel real quick!  Got the urge to watch some Chopped!  Anyone want to join me?!”

Hysteria: “Can’t go an hour without her in my ass, can I.”46Happiness: “You look like you’re in the need for a song-a-gram, sir.  How about it?  Spend a meager $800, I’ll rip off a feel good song for 10 seconds to boost your mood.  It’s a good deal if I say so myself.”47While Happiness makes that mad pay money, I finally found a Good sim to keep in mind!48Happiness: *Doesn’t actually sing, just breaks down in the chicken dance for a couple seconds*

Deedee: “Wow, you were right!  It really was worth two of my paychecks!”49Deedee: “Wait… why do I have a sudden fear of a presence… one of a legacy kind…”

Justice: “Please!  I ran across town just to meet you!  And potentially share recipes I learned on Top Chef!”50Deedee: “Well I do love a good cooking show.  Apparently my bio says I like cooking.  My traits don’t but then again when’s the last time traits effected how people interact with anything, haha.”

Justice: “You’d be surprised.”52Justice: “Anyway.  I like you.  Have some hearts.  I hope you come around to Netflix and grill with me sometime.  Sincerely, and it will be fun, we can learn how to cook together.”

Deedee: “That’s actually very sweet of you.  I think I would like to take you up on that offer.”51Justice: “Also I think I should apologize for my brash and silly grandpa.  Sometimes he can be a bit energetic.”

Happiness: “Can’t wait to get my muscles back!  Gonna be thicc for like, a week!  Gotta feel the burn I mastered ages ago and never picked back up!”53Meanwhile, about a block from the house, someone gave me a notification that they started a career in photography… in this weather and in this lighting, I can’t say it’s going to be a successful career start…54Hetal: “Eh.  Photography isn’t real art anyway.  It’s just a nice profitable scam I can sell to the Louvre or whatever that shit is.  Just send them my foggy black nature shots and call it art.  Easy fifty grand per photo probably.”

Oh, an Evil jackpot I have landed on here.
55Hysteria: *Flies over at breakneck speeds for an introduction* “FUCK she’s like a full head shorter than I am.”

Hetal: “I sure hope I don’t fail the ninth grade again this year.”

No problem.  No rush.  We got plenty of time to build at least a solid friendship.
56Hetal: “Join me, stranger.  Let us have a nice lunch that I may or may not have poisoned myself.”

Hysteria: “A chance to eat a poisoned burger?!  I woman after my own heart!”
57Hysteria: “… I just sat down in a fucking water puddle didn’t I.”

Hetal: “Isn’t that cold, horrid feeling just the best?  Gloomy, miserable nights like this are the best to have a picnic in.”58Well, at least for Hysteria, picking her future mate wasn’t hard at all.  Hetal is a must have for the Fallens.

Hysteria: “And with her black magic and all things gloomy, we will rule this town with an iron fist!”

Hetal: “And iron wrists!  I hope.  Since I just destroyed both of mine just now.  Hurts like a bitch.”

Face Off

1WAIT

NO THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

I DIDN’T REALLY PLAN FOR THAT2The hospital has a shit care plan so Agony wakes up post-surgery in the rain on a hard park bench.

???: “Yeah, but I woke up on my bench first.”3???: “Wake up you insect, and witness my perfection.”

Agony: “Mmmzzzz, wuah… wazzat?  Tommy Wiseau is that your voice?”4Hysteria: “(You dumb block of rank cheese, no), it’s me, your replacement and the new offical heiress to the Fallen dynasty!  The new Agony, and you… you’re now whatever that hobo in the scrubs made.”5HHHHHHHHH TOO CLOSE IN

WHAT DID THOSE PEOPLE DO TO YOU6Agony: “My… my nose!  My lips… what did you tell them to do to my face?!”

Hysteria: “Just a fairly easy transplant from you to myself.  The dude doing the surgery then found whatever he had lying around to stitch up your holes.  I’m pretty sure your nose used to be an old toe.”7Agony: “WHY of all things, steal parts of my face?!  The vast majority of our faces were the SAME!  I think the only things you really took were my ears, lips, and boobs!  What is the point of all that?!”

Hysteria: “I needed perfection!  I need to be able to walk into the house without those other clowns realizing that the real Agony is gone and I’m an imposter!  There is no room for flaw!”

Agony: “Oh good luck getting past them like that!  The doctors clearly couldn’t transfer my fashion sense so what are they gonna say when you walk in with missing textures?”

8Hysteria: “You think they’d even notice that?  They’re dumb video game characters that would rather stand in one spot for 7 hours then pass out rather than walk up a flight of stairs to their bedroom, you really think they can see a difference between blue and purple?  This is nothing.”

Agony: “You… you really are psychotic… to break the fourth wall like that… that’s just horrible.”9Agony: “It won’t last!  They aren’t THAT stupid!  They will see past it all eventually, you can’t get down all my traits and quirks, and look!  You can’t even control my face for more than four minutes!  You’ve already busted my lower lip!”

Hysteria: “AW, FHUR FHAWKS SAKE! ‘OW DO YOU TALK WIFH DISS AH’LLOON AH’ YOUR AH’CE!!”10Hysteria: “‘Ou wait right here, an’ whe’ I geh ‘ack h’rom ge’ing a new collegen s’ot, ‘ou ‘etter ‘e gone!”

Agony: “Bitch try me.”

11Hysteria: “Listen, if I so much as see you in my houh’e e’h again I will sh’trangle you in ‘ront of de ‘amily and clan’g you as an e’r crone created by dat stu’id Secksie ro’ot frong down de street.”

Agony: “English bitch can you speak it!”12Hysteria: “Now that that has been fixed.  Begone from me.  I never want to see you around me, my legacy or my property ever again.  As I said, I will murder you and make you look like a new busted bone maid if you wander into the same room with me ever again.”

Agony: “That’s so evil! You can’t get away with it, they’ll find out!  Justice will SURELY see through it!  She’s a cop now, she will punish you! Just how can you do this to your own sister! “13Hysteria: “Very easily when I was forced away and had nothing to do with any of you for my entire life.  Goodbye Agony.  It was shit knowing you.”14Agony: “How could she do this to me… she took everything!  My life… my family… even my most precious possessions, my boobs!”15Agony: “I have never been so disgraced in my life, and so furious and heartbroken and angry and sad… where do I go from here!”16Bonus.

Agony: “It was YOU.  YOU’RE THE ONE THAT WANDERED INTO THE HOSPITAL AND MUTILATED MY FACE”

Jarrett: “What in the FUCK ARE YOU”17So far the rest of the family is oblivous, WHAT A SURPRISE.  Happiness was invited to his daughter’s holloween party, which is scary on its own not loading like this.

Charity: “There’s nothing scary, its decorated!  The theme is grey.  It matches my holloween outfit:  Grey.”

Happiness: “I guess I’m just happy you found a house to live in.”18Happiness: “My holloween outfit is nothing too adventurous but it kinda matches my best bro, whom I can sense from here.”19Jaime: “I like hiding away from the rest of the party and feeling up on my own ass.  This is how I spend my time these days.”20Jaime: “Don’t tell me you came all the way in here with social intentions just to cancel and stare at me.  That’s so lame.”

Happiness: “My actions are severely limited.  I just really wanted to at least see you again dude.  It’s been a while.”

Jaime: “Are we even friends anymore.”

21Ariel: “There is something… wrong with this one.  I don’t recognize it.  It’s not Agony, and it possesses a great amount of evil within it.”

Hysteria: “If it weren’t just a cat no one even pays attention to I would be concerned.  So get lost.  There’s nothing wrong with me.  It’s just I, Agony.  Now move along and go lick your anus or whatever you do around here.”22Ariel: “Yeah, Agony.  Because that’s exactly how Agony sounds and acts and drinks out of her mug.”

Hysteria: “What do you mean.  I am doing nothing wrong.  Sip sip.  Mmm.  Kool-aid or whatever.  *lip falls off in the cup*  ‘Uckin ‘hit not dis ‘hit again”23Agony: “That bitch thinks she can ban me from my own house.  I lived here before mom ever decided to crank her unwanted ass out!  I’m still on this family roster and I would LOVE to see her try to force me out of this property!”

Baal: “Hi Agony”

Agony: “Not right now you little shit, where’s the bookcase and the wall art?!”24Agony: “Actually… where is anything?  Where is everyone?  Hello, is anyone in here?”

Justice: “Hello, how can I help you today?”25Agony: “Oh thank god, Justice!  Someone with some sense!  I have to explain everything to you!  There’s an imposter amongst us, she came from-”
26Justice: “I hate to interrupt you, strange person, but we are in the process of packing all our belongings.”

Agony: “Strange person?!  Oh please don’t tell me Hysteria was right and you can’t recognize me!  Please Justice!  You have to listen to me, it’s of upmost importan-“27Agony: “What… What the fuck… where did the house go?  Where did anything here go??”28Justice: “I told you.  We are packing our belongings.  We plan on moving and broadening our horizons in a new town.  You are free to come with us and save yourself from this town’s destruction if you want to.”

Agony: “WHAT IN THE TEN FUCKS”

Bottle from like three gens ago: “Please end my existance.”29So in finally leaving this gear grinding town, I packed the family and packed the townies that I wanted to save.  In that process though, apparently someone in the Arwing family is a fucking.  WEREWOLF.  And I can’t pack them up because lycanism is too FUCKING CONFUSING FOR THE GAME ALGEHWIAOGKDJSAL30PRAY TELL, GAME, WHO HERE LOOKS LIKE A WEREWOLF

Game, in tears: “I… I don’t… I don’t know what they are at all!”

31Is it you, Cruelty?  Are you the werewolf?

Cruelty: “I’VE BEEN IN THIS HALLWAY FOR YEARS WHEN IS GOD GOING TO END MY SUFFERING”

Arwing: “My diet is working!  I’m about ready for my summer beach vacation :)”

I’m proud of you I think.
32Cruelty: “Aw, FUCK.  It’s walking like a damn zombie now!  Please don’t pack me with these losers, let me die in this horrible town!!”

Tyrone: “FEED ME SPLEENS”33Cruelty: “YOU ARE SO FUCKING UGLY”

Tyrone: “FEAR ME I’M A REPUBLICAN VOTER”34So it turns out Tyrone IS the mystery werewolf, along with being a broken zombie apparently.  That only turns into a proper zomwolf right before bed?  I don’t even know anymore.

Tyrone: *eyes bleed out right before a good night sleep*35Anyway, for some reason I can’t just reset him out of that state in order to pack him up, not even if I restart the whole town, so I’m forced to wait until the morning to save them and put them in the library, so the family has to wait.

Wrath: “I’M DYING OUT HERE!  GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER TYRONE”

Peace: “While I find Wrath is overreacting for the most part, it is cold out here.  Can someone unpack some mittens if I’m to stand out here for the remainder of the night?”36Justice ended up taking them to the salon to stay until morning.  Listening to them gripe is just sad.

Peace: “Now this is what I call shelter.  I really like our temporary new house.”

Serenity: “I still exist!”37In the meantime I’ll give the heiresses their legacy tattoos.  Family tradition and all.

Justice: “I may not be scared of needles, but I am afraid of the dark!  Hold me Agony!  I don’t like being alone in here!”

Hysteria: “If you even so much as fucking touch me I will rip your fingernails out one by one and put them in your eyelids.”38Justice: “What in all that is good is wrong with you, Agony?!  That wasn’t something you would normally say…”

Hysteria: “Oh shit sorry, I meant, um, beep beep.  I think the dark is swaggy.  Tattoo me and what all meanwhile I’ll jack it to that car photo on the wall because I think vehicles are my friends.”
39Justice: “I don’t know… something is off with Agony… I think a brainworm may have gotten into her head or something?”

Hysteria: “Behold.  My cool tits.  The only thing I love more than cars.  They lactate and everything!”40Meanwhile, the real Agony is still moping around.

Agony: “Can’t I just get an optical illusion tattooed on my face to give me the appearance that I still have a nose?  Even if its just that, please, I hate this raspy whistle it makes whenever I breath in!”

41For all their whining and complaining, the Old Folks Club still slept out in the cold rain on benches.  I guess if it keeps them quiet.42Justice: “I incorporated all my artistic license into this.  I know you asked for the devil wings, but I think these will make you look more… friendly.  The heart I took special liberty in to express my love for you.”

Hysteria: “That’s it.  Give me your fingernails.”43Peace: “Well, morning is here, father.  And I think that hobgoblin family has gone back to normal and been packed in the boxes.  Shall we make our leave and find a new town to make our lives in?”

Happiness: “Yeah!  Let’s bounce before its too late.”44And with that, we leave our long beloved Hidden Springs, that cradled our legacy from the beginning.  As it creaks down to it’s now gloomy and creaky current state, the Fallens bid it farewell as they travel…

When it Rains, We get Rainbows

Last chapter there were several birthdays, including Agony’s passage into adulthood.  She got no important traits, and is kinda stale.  Peace also had his birthday and will soon no longer be heir either.1In other sims news, I decided to revamp my simself up a bit, since I really haven’t changed her look since the sims 2.  Since I have been rocking a black sweater and jeans for probably over 12 years now, I switched up a bit.

Ironically, I actually cut my hair for the first time since I was a little girl a few months back, so the hairstyle is out of date.  But I downloaded it specifically because it looked just like my hair at the time, and I’ll be damned if I only use it once for a holloween event.

I’m happy with this one.  Won’t upload it, since it’s just the same old thing with a new can of paint, but I like my new look a lot.  I may insert myself into town one day, but maybe not now since I might move the family before too long.2Enough gushing on about me. We here for the sims that matter!  Isn’t that right… Arwing… carrying an open umbrella in her mouth…
3Arwing: “TASTY NYLON TAFFETA”

I would say its not healthy for her, but what do I know about her dietary habits.
4Marlena: “Yes!  Angela left one out just for me!  Now I’m going to learn how to crack this egg, and make an omlette!”

I hope her stupid ass has fun with that.5Serenity: “I’m gradurmurating.”

Happiness: “Everyone has to hop into the trunk.  As long as the limo is, it can only fit three people I believe.  But trust me, the trunk has a plasma tv so it’s the better sitting choice!”

Peace: “Can’t we take something more beneficiary  to us, like the MM?  I was hoping we’d all ride in it like I tried to command us all to do, but as usual, I get ignored.”

Its a dream I have too.6Especially when drivers like this happen.

Peace: “I need the MM right about NOW anyway, I have massive WHIPLASH”7Happiness: “Lets DO THIS THING!  I really want to get back in time for my soaps.”

Peace: “Dad, please wait!  Some of us are old and can’t keep up!  And some of us are still having problems loading in.”

Serenity: *Decomposes*

Wrath: “I can’t wait to be dead :)”8Peace: “The proudest day of my life.  Watching the girls I raised and the girls I help raise graduate at the surprisingly average top of their class and succeed in life!  Me and your Auntie Cynthia are so proud of you, Agony!  You are going to go so far!”

Agony: “I am the one that wants death now.”9Peace was so overexcited that he short circuited and passed out.  See, this is why I wanted an MM instead of a limo, but DOES ANYONE LISTEN? NOOO

Cynthia: “We were given a fair warning yes.  But really, do you rather be seen rolling up in a stretch limo, or a bootleg Scooby Doo mystery machine?”

Justice: “To be fair… we didn’t roll up in the limo.  We crashed it.”10Agony: “Woot WOO!  So glad I managed to pass advanced calculus and can’t wait to use my gained knowledge to raise children and die of old age like my ancestors before me! Legacy living ROCKS!”

Way to make it sound so unintresting, Agony.  If you’re really good, I’ll look into getting you an electric car if it will shut you the hell up. 11I TRIED to get everyone to ride down the block in the MM, AGAIN, because everyone was whining about something.  They all RAN down to the other side of the consignment store and continued to whine instead of getting in the STUPID VAN, GWAIUOHFDSK

Peace: “I just wanted to not be tired!  I just wanted to chill for a second, not run a marathon two blocks down from the school!”

Wrath: “Hey, I got some herbs for you that will chill you the fuck down, but you need to stop crying first.”

Justice: “Suddenly I don’t feel like I should be here.”12So I MM commanded them to the nightclub, on the OTHER side of town, so their lazy asses would not be tempted to run, and would for once, get into the van they apparently hate so much.  The only person at the club is a pregnant playboy bunny in her comfy loafers.

Larissa: “Can’t wear 6 inch heels while in my 3rd trimester!  The rib-tight corset is enough as it is.”13Peace: “Its that time again!  Ladies and… well really just lady.  I’m about to turn this droll club into a, uh, roll…ing club.  Listen, I’ll buy everyone drinks and play some Usher, let’s just get some life in this place!”14Proprietor: “Why am I even serving you drinks, Larissa?  Aren’t you pregnant?  Don’t you care about the wellbeing of your unborn child?!”15Larissa: “This is what I think of your “concern”.” *Reached over and knocks over one drink, really Larissa where’s your manners*

Proprietor: “Why, this is my only clean white shirt”16Larissa: “Fine, let me pick it back up and unspill it from your shirt.  Jeez, everyone is a whiner.”

Proprietor: “And you um… brought your daughter to the club with you?”

Larissa: “Do you know how hard it is to find a babysitter?  Especially on a third shift?  Look, you didn’t even know she was hiding in the back of a supply closet until the dude bought all of us drinks so serve up.”17Proprietor: “No, you’re like 9!  Don’t take that, I’m not about to serve a minor!”

Ethel: “Hey.  I’ve been stuck in a locker since the beginning of her shift, and if she was your mother, you’d want to have a drink too.  Now serve up, I will not take no for an answer.”

Proprietor: “I want a new job.”
18By the way, the rest of the team, NATURALLY, did not follow Peace in the MM.  That would have required them to actually GET IN the MM.  Nothing I can do for them now.  Nothing I want to do for them actually.  Bunch of lazy piss asses.

Cynthia: “Anyone remember red hands from back in the day?  Now that was a fun game.  We definetely should bring that back in a future DLC.”

Justice: “Mom, we’re never getting red hands back.  They ended the Sims 3 DLC programs ages ago.  We’re hardly getting updates anymore.  The end is nigh.  Can I please change out of my prom dress now?”19Then across town Tyrone grew up and I just HAD TO.  HURRRNNGGG

Tyrone: “WHO HAS CHICKEN NUGGETS”

Grape: *Is extremely fed up with this bullshit*20He more or less has a flat bed trailer for a lip.

Tyrone: “E”
21Don’t worry about the family though, they found their way home eventually.

Happiness: “Don’t mind me.  Just throwing myself out with the garbage, like I should have done a long time ago… now that I think about it though, I should flush myself down the toilet, I now feel that’s more fitting for something like me.”

Maybe he’s hitting that midlife crisis after all.

22Since Peace is only going to be heir for a few more days, he was to spend the remainder of those days cranking out work for his wishes.  He wants some heavy stacked ones so he better start doing better than this.

Peace: “Darn 5 ton block of stone crumbled because of this half pound worth of bloodstone!  It’s so much work to trek back up the side of the mountains to get another block!”
23Cynthia: “WHOA that was a sudden camera pan over.  I think it gave me a headrush.”

Agony: “Who knew my tits would look this good in my sleepwear… huh, did you say something, Cynthia?”24Cynthia: “Oh no, the head rush is really me dying!  Help be Baal, do something!”

Ariel: “Yeah, you aren’t going to make it.  You’re hallucinating so much you think I’m the dog?  RIP, old lady.”25Happiness: “Yeah, that’s a pretty hardcore hallucinating.  Considering Baal just got here.”

Cynthia: “Hey, not the concern right now??”26Justice: “Do something grandpa!  I’m only 16 and she hasn’t even seen me graduate, or get married, baby sat her grandkids, etc-”

Happiness: “What would I do, Justice?  I never died before, I don’t know what to do in this situation.”27Justice: “Please, Mr. Death.  Don’t take my mother.  I’m still so young and innocent.”

Cynthia: “Yes, please listen to the pleas of my young child and consider them, Death.”
28Cynthia: “PLEASE DEATH, I’M BEGGING YOU!  LISTEN TO MY DAUGHTER FOR GOODNESS SAKES”

Agony: “Aw, don’t start begging.  You completely ruined the moment, Cynthia.”29Justice: “Yeah mom.  Don’t start begging.  Even I think it’s unslightly.”

Cynthia: “SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE, I STILL WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE”30Serenity: “Mom quick!  Please grab my hand, just for one last moment!”

Cynthia: *Reaches out but gets sucked into the afterlife void before reaching her daughter*

Justice: “You know, maybe mom wasn’t too far off.  From some angles the cat does kinda look like Baal.”
31Death: “Huh.  She laughed at the death of an old woman.  Maybe she has some evil in her after all.”

Agony: “Haha, yeah.  Best entertainment I received since I looked down at my own boobs in this outfit.”32Serenity: “Now that mother has passed from this earth, I must hibernate since there’s a FIGMENT OF DEATH IN THE KITCHEN”

Justice: “Come on, sis.  It’s just a corpse.  Get over it.”

Happiness: “It was only your MOTHER”33Justice: “Here you go Baal.  I’m going to put you on her face and you lick her with that “minty fresh” breath of yours until she wakes up.”

Baal: *Chews fingers* “lemme go”34RIP Cynthia Fallen.  You died really young compared to some *cough* Marlena *cough* and was relatively more useful around the house, compared to uh *COUGH*MARLENA*COUGH* some.

Her loving husband could not be found at the time of her death as he was still having a crisis of his own.

Peace: “I’M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFLUFFING ROCKS IN MY MOTHERFLUFFING STATUES”

Dude, go into the kitchen.

35Peace: “That was a great idea!  Mmm.  Strawberry Blizzard.  My fave.”

Peace, that’s not what I meant… back to the backyard, I moved Cynthia out there by now.36Peace: “Golly, I sure love yard work, nothing like making the backyard crisp and clean for my loving family.”

BITCH GRIEVE YOUR DEAD WIFE37Peace: “NO MY WIFE MY LOVE MY FLOWER MY LIFE BLUHHUGHUGHU”

About time.  I don’t think at any point did Peace directly notice, and I felt I had to force him to at least act in his character.
38Happiness: “Boo hoo, my poor daughter in law!  She once almost came inside this building to watch me do one of my shows!”

Old guy: “Not what I came and paid good money to drink to.”39Angela: “I look forward to the day my greatgrandchild-in law comes and challenges me to an Overwatch match.  I’ve been training for ages for a new gaming buddy.  Is greatgrandchild-in-law a real thing?”

Justice: “Oh no.  I just realized, mom will be turning on the radio and doing aerobics for the rest of eternity in that skimpy unitard.  Why oh why did we not get together and make her wear something more normal?!”
40Soon, it was the last day for Peace to be heir holder.  Since he never really got to finishing those large-ass wishes (50 statues, what in the world would make you want that, Peace), this is the last wish he completed under my control.

Baal: “RELEASE ME HUMAN TRASH”

Peace: “Wee friendship”41Kirsten: “Guess who got her cleaning license renewed and restraining orders revoked?  Its meeeeee ❤ who missed this hot piece of ass?”

Peace: “If you think you can come near me and compare to the love of my beloved Cynthia, you got another thing coming.”42I then felt like spending some of the money Happiness keeps flooding this family with (sometimes).

I don’t think I ever used this snowman?  Maybe a long time ago for the Secksies before seasons, but he’s SO CUTE.  I know it’s almost summer for the Fallens but I really needed this little mustached face around for a bit.

Snowy the Man: “So we’re just going to ignore this hole in the patio you accidentally deleted?  Yeah?  Ok.”43And then BAM random skating rink!

And a swing set with caterpillars on it why not.

Snowy: *Continues to sweep around the hole humming conspicuously* 44Peace: “You FAILED school?!  The last day as a teenager and you have been bringing home F’s this WHOLE time!”

Justice: “Dad no, please not on my birthday!”

Baal: *Covers eyes in embarassment*45Peace: “This isn’t how I want to be remembered as heir… punishing my child on her greatest birthday of her life… oh, if Cynthia could only see me now, she’d be so disappointed…”

Go let her out.46Peace: “I was wrong in punishing you.  You can go early.  I love you.  Now please feed us cake.”

Justice: “You only letting me out of time out because you’re hungry ;-;”47Justice: “What should I wish for?”

Peace: “Bring back your mother and all the other innocents Frieza murdered in cold blood.”

Justice: “Dad, that’s not… oh, nevermind I’ll just wish for my LTW or something.”48Justice: “NO WAIT, I know what I wanted, I wanted to have a cooler outfit as an adult and not kill the game can I chanGE MY WISH”

Wrath: *Woke up just for this and is probably pissed*49And here she is ladies and gents.  Heir to the Good throne.  She has the Good trait, along with clumsy, couch potato, natural cook and animal lover.  I leaned towards her namesake while picking her LTW and she has International Super Spy.  Which with her traits might not be a good match?  But we’re here now.50Justice: “My first wish as heiress is to help my sister get the proper nutrients she needs to be healthy.  Here sis, eat some of our healthy organic cake.”

Serenity: “Yeah, but don’t insert it directly in my ribcage…”51Peace: “Wait… I’m not heir anymore.  How do I get back in my bed?  How do I get out of this kitchen?  How function?”

Serenity: “Oh goodness, he’s already falling apart now that he’s no longer under control.  Time to find a nice nursing home I suppose.”52While Peace struggles to remember how to find his way upstairs, sweet dreams Justice.  You have a big first day ahead of you for heirship.53While she slept, I looked for potential mates for both sides.  I think I’m definetely going to move the family to a new town very soon, but I wanted to see if there was potential here first.

Tristin: “I’m evil.  Look at my, uh, scarf of evil.”

I’m getting distant Edgardo descendant vibes from him.  Eh.  Next.
55WHOA TOASTER MY CHILD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

Toaster: “Bitch my name is like Willard or something, can’t you read or at least remember.”

Officer: “Why do I live in the same house as the Annoying Orange?”
54Toaster: “This is YOUR fault!  I blame this horrid genetic mutation on YOU you contagious FREAK”

Tyrone: *licks fingers happily*
56There’s a lot more evil sims in the town than there are good ones, but they aren’t all that good looking either.  This one is distantly related to the Fallens too.  Not worth remembering the name for.
57The only one that impresses me is this Jodi dude.  He’s evil and sure as hell looks like it.

Jodi: “Time to feed the Overly Happy Lake Monster with one of my many many dogs!”

Fluffy: “Tired of your bs, Jodi.”

While I like him, he shares the name with one of my mother’s abusive ex-boyfriends and I can’t not see the bastard when I look at this sim.  So I can’t use him.58Its a shame because Jared is still around, and as a good sim, having two fairies in the house with conflicting traits would be neat.  Even though at this point he’s gone through like 12 wives.

Jared: “The last one ended in divorce and she took my wings in the settlement.  And half the lots too.”
59Justice’s official first wish as heiress was to get a job at the police department.  She also wished to be best friends with her father so it because a day out for the both of them.

Justice: “SHOOT!  I forgot today is graduation day!  My commands are all cancelled!  The court house, it calls me.”

Peace: “Please.  I’m begging you.  Get in the MM for goodness SAKES.”60Justice: “Its ok, Father!  I cancelled the trip to the court house, and now I get to graduate on the sidewalk!  Just like every other flunkie!”

Peace: “This is not what I wanted for my child.  I knew I should have gotten you some tutors.”61Justice: “And now, with this GED, I will get my job as a police officer and do my good for the people of this fair little town!”

And so she did.62Justice: “Well would you look at that, Father.  It’s raining.”63Peace: “Yes, but remember my child.  Even when it rains this much, we get rainbows as wonderful as this.  Remember that is the same in life.”

Justice: “That is so true, Father.”
64Hidden Springs: *MASS REFRACTION ACTIVATE*

I’ll still take this as a good omen for the family.65The remainder of the day was spent skilling together in the library.  And by that I mean they’re just reading books because I forgot how skill books actually work.

Peace: “Yeah but Raymundo has so many good ideas and adventures.”
66You may have noticed by now the “other heiress” isn’t really doing much.

Agony: “I haven’t moved from this spot since Cynthia died.  At least my tits still look good.”

That’s because she’s not under my control.  I’m not doing anything with her because…
67Hysteria: “I’m back you bitches.”

It returned and didn’t bother losing it’s evil trait.  That’s just great.
68Oh.  Well she’s mostly back I think.

69Hysteria: “Get the FUCK out of my face you fucking celery stick.  Literally.  Get out of me.”
70Hysteria: “Wow nothing has changed since the last time I was here.  Granted I was only here for a couple of days of my life, but still.  Nice to come back to the same hell hole.”71Hysteria: “And here she is.  The leech on my throne.  Swamping up MY house with her ogre stank.”

Agony: “What’s a deodorant stick”72Hysteria: “Greetings, Agony.”

Agony: “Hello 🙂 who the fuck is you?”73Hysteria: “Why it’s me, your long lost baby sister, Hysteria.  I was thrown out the second our moms got me walking, just like you.  Only unlike you, I was kept in pris-I mean military school while you got out as soon as your lower lip ballooned up thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

But hey, no hard feelings.  As a matter of fact, even though I’m the one that should be celebrating my graduation from juvie, I mean Fort Starch, I would like to take you out on a surprise night out to celebrate your recent status change to heiress.”74Agony: “While I really shouldn’t trust a random balding stranger walking into my house at 11pm saying their my sister with little to no recollection of you ever being born, I would like that I suppose.  I’m only a few hours away from being stir crazy for being cooped up in the kitchen for several days.”75Hysteria: “That’s fantastic.  Just as expected.  We are going to have… a fantastic, night out…”

Agony: “Why are you talking all oddly… ew, no don’t smile please, that is unsettling and wrong somehow.”

I have little trust in this for Agony…

76Agony: “Where are we?  I thought we were going out for a nice dinner or something…”

Hysteria: “While a dinner sounds like a great idea, since I ate nothing but military rations for the past 18 years, we are making a pit stop here first…”
77Agony: “What is this?  This isn’t Fuddruckers.  This looks more like Sacred Spleen Memorial to me.”

Hysteria: “That’s because it is, you bimbo.”

Agony: “I don’t understand.  This isn’t a fun night out.  What’s the meaning of this?”78Hysteria: “Oh it’s simple really.  While the family is asleep and unaware that I returned at all, I will steal your face, resume your identity, and take over as heiress just as I should be.”

Agony: “What the hell?!  That’s… psychotic!”79Agony: “You need help!  Does this look like Face Off to you?!  You aren’t taking my face, you psycho!  There’s no way you are any sister of mine to be that crazy!”80Hysteria: “You know NOTHING.  Nothing about me, and obviously nothing about this family.  This family belongs to me, and I refuse to stand by or be chased off while it’s handed over to some car drooling, eco friendly weakling!”81Agony: “Get away from me!  I’m… I’m calling the police!  Justice will not put up with this!  She’ll have you put down!”

Hysteria: “Shut up and give me your face!!”82Agony: “STOP!  GET OFF OF ME!  SOMEONE STOP HER!”

Hysteria: “SHUT UP!  You don’t stand a chance against me, I spent my entire life in a military camp!  You cannot stop me!”83*Sounds of Agony getting knocked out and dragging noises across the pavement*84Hysteria: “And now, finally… doctor?  Me and my sister have a procedure we would like to have done as soon as possible…”